do u get your weed at a dispensary? how do you decide? [menu pic]
 

i usually ask for what's freshest, or what they recommend.

how would you go about making a purchase decision from this:

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Maybe there is no time to try everything. Try a few of them and choose the best.

there's plenty of time to try everything! :1orglaugh

in my 20 years experience, it's all the same.
The biggest difference you'll notice between any of those is between indica and sativa.
Sativa is a nice light high that won't make you drowsy, indica is a heavy stone.

Beyond that it's all marketing.

I used to sell dope by the shitload, and a little dealer trick I had was taking my stash splitting it into two bags, and tossing one a round a bit to rough it up.

I'd sell one bag for $10 per gram, and one at $14
The $14 bag always sold first and these dummies would always say how much better the $14 stuff was.

It's all BS.

hmm, tough call man.

I have had,

Northern Lights
Blueberry Kush
Blue Cheese
Sour Diesel
Blue Dream
Ak 47

When I run a lot and my legs hurt, the one that relieves the pain the best is the Blue Dream. My buddy grew ak 47 and that is fantastic for a good buzz. Nothing beats the taste of Blueberry.

Not sure how the card works but, I would probably buy 1 of each if possible....

Fuck I wish I could just go to a dispensary and buy a gram when needed.

you can order it online now a days? heh

really? so i should just get the high noon (cheapest) on that menu? oh, and i truly can't tell the diff b/w sativa and indica! i've done the pepsi challenge with them often and i just can't tell! i know one of them is best during the day and one at night but hell, i dunno.
the blue cheese and sour d are both stinky buds for sure, i've tried the beyond blue dream, very stinky too.

do you think the blue cheese here in socal is the same blue cheese as you get in minn?

I've been on the BlueCheese and Kush (both extremely stank) up here for about 180-200 an ounce.

These prices above make me happy it's not 'legal' here.

I'd much rather pay half, and not worry about police, then pay full rate and not worry about police.

yes, the guys I get it from have it mailed here from out west.....

you can double the prices on that menu if you're buying from the weed dealer in l.a.! i've paid ~$90 for 1/8's, maybe more. and you get what they got, no selection.

Yeah I totally understand.

I dont think this is necessarily true. I dont smoke nearly as much as I used to but back then and even now I notice this. Once you smoke a strain for a week or so and then switch its a totally different buzz. I also like the difference in taste between different strains. What the menu does not show that a lot of dispensarys DO show is potency. The sativas on the menu above range from 8% all the way to 14% in potency.

You spoiled motherfucker! :)


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Print out the menu, stick it on the wall, and throw a dart at it?

the crazy thing: there are ~20 dispensaries within a 3 mile radius of me, each with their own varieties!

here's another menu from a local spot that also delivers, i like going though. getting a good whiff of everything!

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yeah that's a good point,
Regardless of which strain you pick, you're gonna have to switch it up to get high.
Your body builds a tolerance to whatever you're smoking pretty fast.

Either way, just means he can try the whole menu, and probably his preference will come down to taste, not a difference in high.

I find if you smoke a dope that makes your tastebuds pop and the roof of your mouth itchy and bumpy for a few minutes... you're gonna get high as fuck.
( this is a slight allergic reaction, which indicates you are smoking a totally different dope than you're used to)

what! No sample platter?

You're killing me :Oh crap


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hop on that scooter and jet out this way!

It would be full on win if that menu was scratch and sniff.

Wow! And I thought the price list was expensive :Oh crap

LA Confidential - check.

this is probably the most believable post i have read on the subject haha

there has to be a huge placebo effect going on.

I got a new batch last night and texted my guy "is this a new flavor" and he comes back "your taste buds are exceptional." But it was the smell that really made me notice.

Personally I like the heavy, dopey feeling and prefer indica over the sativa. However most kush's seem very light to me and are never as good to me as others. Even for how much people love it. Just tried lemon a few weeks ago, tasted good.

kristin, i'd catch a grenade for ya!

Are dispensaries allowed to sell hash too?

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It makes me sick to my stomach reading this thread, when all I can find is strictly dirt weed here in Costa Rica! Thank You all for letting me know how much I hate my life!

I can hold my own when it comes to smoking, I could probably keep up with Willie Nelson. However, hash fucks me up. I had it in San Fran once and went from talking to not saying a word for two hours.

Damn, I just make a call and get it delivered for half that price. When I move to LA, I will still get it delivered, got a buddy that will drive down with LB's

=)

Maybe I missed it or am just retarded today - but where do you live?

It's not legal here, so I wouldnt know of course.

why would anyone having access to top quality buy this piece of shit Moroccan hash?

Just quit being pot head - problem solved.

los angeles, my workplace is in long beach.

I totally live in the wrong country :(

we know what you mean!

all our local dealers have is Sattiva and that shit knocks me the fuck out to the point i cant literally get up off the couch

i like vicodin buzz better

AK 47 or any other :1orglaugh

Fuck,you're getting burned,I pay 200 for killer kush,none of this Blue cheese mumbo jumbo shit

Prices seem about the same as in '97. Paid $100 for a quarter of the stank in CO and looks like it is $95 now...

Mmm Northern Lights. Or Sour Diesel.

Not on this list, but Jack Herer is one of my favs if you can find it.

When I was a kid there were 3 kinds of pot, Columbian, Thai Sticks and Homegrown. Homegrown was the stuff you might smoke only if you were really desperate.

Most of what I have seen at the local dispensaries I would classify as homegrown. I have tried a few things on those menus and not one of these modern strains compares to the pleasant high we used to get from weed long ago.

What do people recommend? And does anyone actually get high from this stuff nowadays?

Have you tried the foods?

My one guy had chocolate truffles from a dispensary that smelled and looked so stinkin' good.

easy to choose...

sativa's for day

indica's for night..

hybrids for partys...

any questions?

damn I had no idea there were this many choices out there!

wouldn't that be nice?

Can you get medical marijuana for gout? If so i should fucking move.

yeah, they are pretty good, i've had a muffin or 2! pretty sweet though, loaded with sugar.

the jack herer has been recommended to me, it's available, i'll give it a whirl! :thumbsup