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Vendzilla 02-23-2011 05:39 PM

What Kind of Chainsaw do you own?
 
I own a few, a Stihl and a Husky, I fell two oaks that died today and cut them up for firewood and was thinking about this. I'm in a bar now cutting up video for some galleries, my back hurts a little, but that is starting to get numb, maybe that's the rum.
I own a craftsman chainsaw also, but it's too hard to start and I need to sharpen the chain. Was funny, I was figureing out how to sharpen the damn thing, haven't been using it for a while and I just usually get a new chain when it dulls, so I used my BlackBerry and youtubed "chainsaw sharpening" and followed the instructions.

Bartender is hot, LOL.. Hello Jessica!!!


Wait, I should be tweeting this shouldn't I? LMAO

CYF 02-23-2011 05:49 PM

I have a Craftsman, haven't had it for long tho.

bns666 02-23-2011 06:07 PM

i don't need one but if i have to chose - stihl ftw

x-rate 02-23-2011 06:10 PM

Have a Stihl and it's do a great job!

brassmonkey 02-23-2011 06:23 PM

i use my mind

L-Pink 02-23-2011 06:35 PM

Stihl is very good but I bought a Husky because I raced their enduros for years.


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AaronM 02-23-2011 06:43 PM

I've had a Craftsman for 15 years.

Vendzilla 02-23-2011 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 17936885)
Stihl is very good but I bought a Husky because I raced their enduros for years.


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I got the stihl by inhertance, the Husky at a garage sale for $25 and the Craftsman as a saftey award from where I was working at the time

L-Pink 02-23-2011 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 17936909)
I got the stihl by inhertance, the Husky at a garage sale for $25 and the Craftsman as a saftey award from where I was working at the time

You got a chainsaw for a safety award. What were you doing testing land mines for a living?


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Vendzilla 02-23-2011 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 17936918)
You got a chainsaw for a safety award. What were you doing testing land mines for a living?


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HEHEHE, I still have all my fingers!

Dead 02-23-2011 07:25 PM

Stihl 024 tried and true. Light weight yet, screams like a whore that likes it with never leaving me without wood!
Congrats on the free Oak, money in the bank for those who burn!
Buy a file that fits the chain and sharpin those fuckers, gets expensive to replace every time your saw cuts angles.

Bill8 02-23-2011 08:09 PM

A big stihl and a little crappy one from walmart.

I use the little one more these days - so far it's held up okay.

SmokeyTheBear 02-23-2011 08:12 PM

husqvarna ftw !!

this is pretty cool


martinsc 02-23-2011 09:25 PM

how about some pics of the hot bartender?

fatfoo 02-23-2011 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 17936764)
cutting up video for some galleries

Looks like you don't need a chainsaw for this. Good luck!

justinsain 02-23-2011 11:03 PM

Long time ago I bought a used one in Texas

DBS.US 02-23-2011 11:17 PM

http://s01.justpaste.it/files/justpaste/img27_small.jpg

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 02-24-2011 01:36 AM

I've used Stihl and Husqvarna chainsaws, and I've got to say they both are pretty on par with one another from what I've seen. I'll lean toward Huskies as the better brand though based on my experience with their circular cut saws. I've made literally thousands and thousands of cuts through hardened head rail working on the railroad, using both Stihl and Husqvarna saws, and the Stihl's don't hold a candle to Husqvarna in that whole realm. The Stihl's gum up way faster, they've got an awkward balance to them, and they just don't seem to have the guts a Husqvarna does. Which lead's me to believe that if you were a Lumberjack, slasher, or somebody else who slung a chainsaw all day, you might find yourself in the same boat.

Chosen 02-24-2011 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 17937043)
husqvarna ftw !!

this is pretty cool


Nice toy :upsidedow

Vendzilla 02-24-2011 09:10 AM

I use my Stihl most of the time, it has a 18" bar and I have the Husky with one twice as big.
Today swinging the maul to split the wood, I think I almost have a cord from yesterday, not a bad day. My back feels fine this morning. Getting older I worry about that!!

Got Porn? 02-24-2011 09:18 AM

20" Makita best chainsaw I have ever used.

RyuLion 02-24-2011 09:35 AM

http://www.horrormovies.com/images/C...e19742Disc.jpg

NaughtyVisions 02-24-2011 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justinsain (Post 17937257)
Long time ago I bought a used one in Texas

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 17938023)


marketsmart 02-24-2011 09:50 AM

i have a dozen or more chainsaws, but the stihl's are definitely my favorite..

and with the safety features, i feel comfortable using them naked..

even running with them..

they also have great balance when launching down a flight of stairs...






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Rochard 02-24-2011 09:52 AM

Bring your chainsaw over to my house. I have two fucking tree that bang up across my house and my neighbors house.

Seriously.

NaughtyVisions 02-24-2011 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 17938058)
i have a dozen or more chainsaws, but the stihl's are definitely my favorite..

and with the safety features, i feel comfortable using them naked..

even running with them..

they also have great balance when launching down a flight of stairs...






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:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I think I saw some surveillance video of that circulating on the interwebs... :winkwink:

sarettah 02-24-2011 10:31 AM

http://www.cooterville.com/calvin_chainsaw.jpg

CurrentlySober 02-24-2011 10:33 AM

I cant afford a chainsaw...

Chris 02-24-2011 10:45 AM

a craigslist job posting offer lmao

no way id ever get out and do that kinda work

BestXXXPorn 02-24-2011 11:53 AM

Husqvarna 455 Rancher ... does the job pretty well :)

http://www.fieldandstream.com/files/...-chainsaw1.jpg

cooldude7 02-24-2011 12:24 PM

i dont own a chainsaw,
chainsaw owns me.

OY 02-24-2011 12:49 PM

I almost killed myself, by the tree, last time I used one. Now I only hire professionals with badass chainsaws to do the dirty work for me.

:drinkup

Vendzilla 02-24-2011 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 17938061)
Bring your chainsaw over to my house. I have two fucking tree that bang up across my house and my neighbors house.

Seriously.

Next time I drive down to Sac, I'll give you a call and bring my chainsaw

_Richard_ 02-24-2011 12:51 PM

i'd like to pick up a small one.. camping close to the city is a bitch as there is no firewood, one of those would really help

L-Pink 02-24-2011 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 17938058)
i have a dozen or more chainsaws, but the stihl's are definitely my favorite..

and with the safety features, i feel comfortable using them naked..

even running with them..

they also have great balance when launching down a flight of stairs...
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What makes your posts so funny is the very real chance you are serious :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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marketsmart 02-24-2011 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 17938452)
What makes your posts so funny is the very real chance you are serious :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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why would i be joking about such things?






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Rebel D 02-24-2011 01:22 PM



In case i still suck at linking you tube vids video here
https://youtube.com/watch?v=A52p9jc-gOo

Vendzilla 02-24-2011 01:45 PM

I wish I could find a youtube video of Hayfork High school in California, they rev up chain saws during football games to scare the opposing teams

http://www.mtshastanews.com/newsnow/...ayfork-tonight

NaughtyVisions 02-24-2011 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 17938058)
i have a dozen or more chainsaws, but the stihl's are definitely my favorite..

and with the safety features, i feel comfortable using them naked..

even running with them..

they also have great balance when launching down a flight of stairs...






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Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions (Post 17938104)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I think I saw some surveillance video of that circulating on the interwebs... :winkwink:

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 17938452)
What makes your posts so funny is the very real chance you are serious :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 17938458)
why would i be joking about such things?






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Sigh...



EDIT: Fuck! Embedding disabled. Bastards!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hnIl4g6qvpE


:thumbsup

NaughtyVisions 02-24-2011 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oystein (Post 17938435)
I almost killed myself, by the tree, last time I used one. Now I only hire professionals with badass chainsaws to do the dirty work for me.

:drinkup

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 17938789)
As I was cutting down the last tree It jumped and I now have a four inch scare of my leg for the rest of my life.

Similar thing happened to my Dad. When I was about 20 or so (10+ yrs ago), still living at home with Dad, he wanted me to help him cut down some trees out back. I was reading the paper, and told him I'd be out in a few minutes when I was done. A little bit later, he comes in the back door and says, "I think I need a hand here."

I casually got up and replied, "Ok," thinking he meant with a tree. Then he says," I cut myself with the chainsaw," very nonchalantly. I was thinking "WTF?!" and ran to the back door, where he was standing with his hand trying to hold the skin on his leg/knee together.

I comment that I thought he should go to the hospital, but he hates doctors and refused. So, we cleaned it off the best we could, and wrapped it in bandages, and then he was back outside cutting down trees. He has a huge scar down the front of his leg.

marketsmart 02-24-2011 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions (Post 17938797)
Sigh...



:thumbsup


i bet you get off telling kids that the easter bunny and santa claus arent real... :321GFY

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:1orglaugh






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JP-pornshooter 02-24-2011 03:33 PM

i dont own one, typically call the tree trimming guy as needed.

but i know how to and have before sharpened a chainsaw.
btw instead of just getting a new saw, you can actually just get a new chain.

will76 02-24-2011 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 17936764)
I own a few, a Stihl and a Husky, I fell two oaks that died today and cut them up for firewood and was thinking about this. I'm in a bar now cutting up video for some galleries, my back hurts a little, but that is starting to get numb, maybe that's the rum.
I own a craftsman chainsaw also, but it's too hard to start and I need to sharpen the chain. Was funny, I was figureing out how to sharpen the damn thing, haven't been using it for a while and I just usually get a new chain when it dulls, so I used my BlackBerry and youtubed "chainsaw sharpening" and followed the instructions.

Bartender is hot, LOL.. Hello Jessica!!!


Wait, I should be tweeting this shouldn't I? LMAO


http://www.off-road.com/aimages/arti...5825/stihl.jpg


i've had mine for 6 years and thousands of logs later it still works great. If you go cheap with a chainsaw it will last you 1 year at most. You need to get the good shit when it comes to stuff like that.

baddog 02-24-2011 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 17937043)
husqvarna ftw !!

this is pretty cool


Can he cut traffic with that?

TheDoc 02-24-2011 04:00 PM

A chainsaw thread? Hehehe....

I have machete, and can yell vrooooom really loud, it's almost the same thing.


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