So I just came back from Vegas a big winner....
 

Three days.
Total profit: $12.00.

Spent $10.74 of the profit on two Mrs. Fields' cookies and an orange juice at the airport.
Put the cookies and what was left of the OJ on the car roof while loading baggage into the trunk, then drove off.

Updated profit: $1.26.

at first i laughed at what i thought was a sarcastic joke

then i thought about what i spent the last time i was there :(

Rollin in the bling bling

i only understood.
profit: $1.26.

did i miss something . ?

congrats, you made it out alive

Most people dont do that well!

That was the only important part.

:1orglaugh

Nope, no joke.
Although "profit" only referred to gambling.
I guess when you deduct "food and entertainment" expenses for the four days (no lodging expense, that was comped), I guess "profit" might have been the wrong word to use :error

profit is profit

only regular vegas visitors understand how big you won :1orglaugh

Quite true :thumbsup