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Django 02-26-2011 10:44 AM

What types of monkeys are legal to own?
 
just a question..

Chosen 02-26-2011 10:47 AM

What you mean by "own"?

Roald 02-26-2011 10:50 AM

They should all be illegal to own.

Django 02-26-2011 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chosen (Post 17942445)
What you mean by "own"?

to own a pet monkey

Paul Markham 02-26-2011 10:55 AM

All of them I think in some countries unless you have a license.

Best to ask the local ASCPA, did I get that right?

Or go to Google.

Found this

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States that require monkey permits: Delaware, Idaho, Michigan, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota

States that make owning monkeys illegal: California, Colorado, Connecticut, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Minnesota, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Utah, Vermont,West Virgina, Wyoming

States with partial monkey bans(i.e. some species are banned): Alaska, Arizona, Indiana, Mississippi, Tennessee, Florida, Texas
States with no bans or requirements: Alabama, Arkansas, Illinois, Iowa, Kansas, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, South Carolina, Virginia, Washington, Wisconsin

Read more: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_state...xzz1F5ZVDC gm

F-U-Jimmy 02-26-2011 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald (Post 17942448)
They should all be illegal to own.


100% :2 cents::thumbsup

Dejan 02-26-2011 11:03 AM

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What types of monkeys are legal to own?
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eroticsexxx 02-26-2011 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by escort-service (Post 17942441)
just a question..

It would be best to check with your nearest animal shelter or veterinarian in regards to state regulations.

A bonus in doing so is that if you are serious about getting one, they will be the ones who will nurse your monkey back to health. You can find out exactly what kind of experience they have with that particular animal.

L-Pink 02-26-2011 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Dejan (Post 17942469)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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SmokeyTheBear 02-26-2011 11:45 AM


DangerX !!! 02-26-2011 12:01 PM

I own a few human monkeys, all 100% legit.

DBS.US 02-26-2011 12:01 PM

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MaDalton 02-26-2011 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald (Post 17942448)
They should all be illegal to own.

100%

why would you want to have something that behaves like an insane 2 year old child for 10, 20 or 30 years anyways. go visit a zoo :)

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 02-26-2011 12:12 PM

Owning monkeys hasn't been cool for 150 years...

CurrentlySober 02-26-2011 12:29 PM

What about 'helper monkeys' though? The ones that assist the disabled?

Do the disabled own them, or are they leased?

DBS.US 02-26-2011 12:51 PM

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Shoplifter 02-26-2011 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chosen (Post 17942445)
What you mean by "own"?

Lol. I did laugh at this.

Vendzilla 02-26-2011 12:58 PM

Depends on the state, in California, you can't own Piranha because they can live in the Aqueduct and you can't own a skunk because they scare the shit out of people.

Would be funny to de perfume a skunk and teach it to walk on a leash

Spunky 02-26-2011 02:12 PM

Leave my people alone

O MARINA 02-26-2011 03:37 PM

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BFT3K 02-26-2011 03:42 PM

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DBS.US 02-26-2011 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 17942642)
Depends on the state, in California, you can't own Piranha because they can live in the Aqueduct and you can't own a skunk because they scare the shit out of people.

Would be funny to de perfume a skunk and teach it to walk on a leash

Half the baby Piranha imported from the Amazon comes into Los Angeles airport:disgust

alias 02-26-2011 05:50 PM

Worst pets ever.

redwhiteandblue 02-26-2011 06:00 PM

I don't think those ones with the big red asses are legal to own, if that's what you were thinking.

tony286 02-26-2011 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 17942642)
Depends on the state, in California, you can't own Piranha because they can live in the Aqueduct and you can't own a skunk because they scare the shit out of people.

Would be funny to de perfume a skunk and teach it to walk on a leash

That would be funny lol also since monkeys are smart they need constant stimulation. It would be like a painful ft job. Also throwing piss and shit, no thank you . Dogs4life for me.

$5 submissions 02-26-2011 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald (Post 17942448)
They should all be illegal to own.

http://i51.tinypic.com/2ue20w4.jpg

DBS.US 02-26-2011 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 17942642)

Would be funny to de perfume a skunk and teach it to walk on a leash


AJHall 02-26-2011 08:04 PM

I think there are a couple kinds that you can own but make sure you don't get the kind that's known to rip off people's faces and hands and eat them alive...:2 cents:

Overload 02-26-2011 08:25 PM

monkeys are intelligent just like us humans (err, some more, some less) ... wud YOU want to be locked up or leashed? THINK before getting a pet ...

wdsguy 02-26-2011 09:16 PM

Why would you want monkeys? they are creepy and sooner or later they will fuck you over.

Seth Manson 02-26-2011 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 17942575)
100%

why would you want to have something that behaves like an insane 2 year old child for 10, 20 or 30 years anyways. go visit a zoo :)

I have a Parrot with the intelligence of a 2yr old and the emotional level of a 4yr old. He isnt insane though. But he does have way more personality than most people do.

DBS.US 02-26-2011 10:18 PM

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DBS.US 02-26-2011 10:33 PM

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Chosen 02-26-2011 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by DBS.US (Post 17943158)

WTF??? :1orglaugh

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 02-27-2011 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by DBS.US (Post 17943158)

holy fuck, pacmans are real :upsidedow

Bold Venture 02-27-2011 02:55 AM

When I was growing up my family owned a zoo in Massapequa NY. It was called the Massapequa Zoo and Kidde Park. Themed around a monkey mountain constructed by Frank Buck, in his time a famous animal trapper. That mountain housed around 300 monkeys originally from India. People came from all over the world to see the mountain; it was truly an amazing site to see. I asked to work with the animals rather than out front where we had built rides for the kids. Well they may have looked cute but I came to learn real soon they were filthy, ferocious animals some weighing as much as 80 pounds that could kill a man. They almost killed me, my uncle actually had to shoot one of them.
Stay away from that type of monkey for sure.

We also had a little Spider Monkey that was housed in a different part of the zoo. She was really cute and adorable weighed less than 10 pounds. I remember her jumping on my chest and clinging to me when I would feed her and clean her cage. When they sold the property I really wanted to take her home and I could have but decided against it because of all the work involved taking care of her. They are like babies that never grow up. So if you really want a Monkey I would suggest the Spider Monkey, but I’d give it a lot of though first.

HarryMuff 02-27-2011 03:02 AM

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Poindexterity 02-27-2011 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 17942457)
All of them I think in some countries unless you have a license.

Best to ask the local ASCPA, did I get that right?

Or go to Google.

Found this

Partial Monkey Ban is the coolest name for a band ive heard in a long time.

Grapesoda 02-27-2011 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by escort-service (Post 17942441)
just a question..

monkeys are bad news

BareBacked 02-27-2011 10:38 AM

Ask RogerV

BareBacked 02-27-2011 10:40 AM

Wow those little ones cost 6k?

Django 02-27-2011 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by eroticsexxx (Post 17942513)
It would be best to check with your nearest animal shelter or veterinarian in regards to state regulations.

A bonus in doing so is that if you are serious about getting one, they will be the ones who will nurse your monkey back to health. You can find out exactly what kind of experience they have with that particular animal.

Sure, I felt that someone here knew something and it seems to be true. Thanx :thumbsup

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Originally Posted by AJHall (Post 17943059)
I think there are a couple kinds that you can own but make sure you don't get the kind that's known to rip off people's faces and hands and eat them alive...:2 cents:

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdsguy (Post 17943106)
Why would you want monkeys? they are creepy and sooner or later they will fuck you over.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Overload (Post 17943076)
monkeys are intelligent just like us humans (err, some more, some less) ... wud YOU want to be locked up or leashed? THINK before getting a pet ...

Now that I think about it.. I totally agree

Quote:

Originally Posted by redwhiteandblue (Post 17942942)
I don't think those ones with the big red asses are legal to own, if that's what you were thinking.

:1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bold Venture (Post 17943293)
When I was growing up my family owned a zoo in Massapequa NY. It was called the Massapequa Zoo and Kidde Park. Themed around a monkey mountain constructed by Frank Buck, in his time a famous animal trapper. That mountain housed around 300 monkeys originally from India. People came from all over the world to see the mountain; it was truly an amazing site to see. I asked to work with the animals rather than out front where we had built rides for the kids. Well they may have looked cute but I came to learn real soon they were filthy, ferocious animals some weighing as much as 80 pounds that could kill a man. They almost killed me, my uncle actually had to shoot one of them.
Stay away from that type of monkey for sure.

We also had a little Spider Monkey that was housed in a different part of the zoo. She was really cute and adorable weighed less than 10 pounds. I remember her jumping on my chest and clinging to me when I would feed her and clean her cage. When they sold the property I really wanted to take her home and I could have but decided against it because of all the work involved taking care of her. They are like babies that never grow up. So if you really want a Monkey I would suggest the Spider Monkey, but I?d give it a lot of though first.

Thanks for the great reading suggestions.
Please, are Capuchin monkeys considered dangerous?


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Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 17943657)
monkeys are bad news

http://your-escort-service.com/21129...iabolik-07.JPG


Thanx to everyone.

DBS.US 02-27-2011 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by DBS.US (Post 17942564)

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Next time your in Vagas check out Pet Kingdom


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Django 02-27-2011 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by DBS.US (Post 17944363)

Oh sorry, I thought you were kidding. Thanks for this.

Bold Venture 02-27-2011 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escort-service (Post 17944319)
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Thanks for the great reading suggestions.
Please, are Capuchin monkeys considered dangerous?

Nope, I would categorize them same as the Spider Monkey or Squirrel Monkey
Also be sure to check the laws in your state, maybe even the county.

Out of curiosity why do you want a Monkey? I know they look adorable and
can be cute and cuddly but there also is another side to them. Not so much a danger (the breeds we’re talking about) but the work involved. Some live to be 20 to 25 years old. Basically it’s a life long commitment that most people won’t endure. They are noisy and extremely active during the day (if they’re not it’s a sure sign of being sick) need plenty of room with some sort of jumping environment, especially the smaller Monkeys can jump 6 to 10 feet, They get sick just like a child maybe even more so and need regular Vet care. Also very messy and sure to destroy any area you keep them in. They really don’t belong in captivity.

Django 02-27-2011 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bold Venture (Post 17944476)
Nope, I would categorize them same as the Spider Monkey or Squirrel Monkey
Also be sure to check the laws in your state, maybe even the county.

Out of curiosity why do you want a Monkey? I know they look adorable and
can be cute and cuddly but there also is another side to them. Not so much a danger (the breeds we’re talking about) but the work involved. Some live to be 20 to 25 years old. Basically it’s a life long commitment that most people won’t endure. They are noisy and extremely active during the day (if they’re not it’s a sure sign of being sick) need plenty of room with some sort of jumping environment, especially the smaller Monkeys can jump 6 to 10 feet, They get sick just like a child maybe even more so and need regular Vet care. Also very messy and sure to destroy any area you keep them in. They really don’t belong in captivity.

You changed my mind/
Thanks

marketsmart 02-27-2011 09:35 PM

I almost bought a Cappuchin monkey when I was younger. I talked to a breeder and she told me that it was like having a perpetual 2 year old child and when they reached puberty the males start biting and throwing shit..

that was enough for me to decide to not own a monkey..

i think they would be fun for a bit, but the experience would get old really fast..






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Bold Venture 02-27-2011 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by escort-service (Post 17944486)
You changed my mind/
Thanks

Smart and humane decision.

chaze 02-27-2011 11:07 PM

They just jerk off all day and don't listen to anything you say. Not a good pet. Imagine the worst kid in the world and then times it by two and you have the average monkey living in a home.


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