Online Casinos are great!
 

I had a few practice games of Roullette at Casino.com then went to bet and my brand new password was rejected, PW reminder didn't work and no support.

Tried 888.com and finally filled out the signup form and the server goes down.

Not as bad as TrafficShop! All the packages are around $300 and the paypal options are

[$20]
[$50]
[$100]
[$500]


So I made the first $100 and now Paypal hangs.

I tell you eCommerce is a joke!

My bank says they don't even know if a bank wire is on the way, when all bank wires begin by contacting the receiving bank.

Try paypal for emergency funds you say? After 5 weeks waiting for a bank wire I got an emergency $2000 paypalled, but that's over the Australian money laundering limit so I still had to go hungry in the park.

Buy something with paypal? Nope! Any problem with your CC and it blindly says YOUR PAYMENT WAS SUCCESSFUL! Nope! Money is still in you bank account while they sort out a week long echeck accessing your savings account you set up for withdrawals, meanwhile the seller is waiting for his money.

I was going to buy a toy roullette wheel to test my psychic predictions, I might have to at this rate, you sure as hell can't send people money over computers.

You are one weird fuckin dude.

Congrats to the winners :upsidedow

why on earth would anybody waste their money on ONLINE casino?

ummmmmm maybe they are shy hahahahahha

you can't blame them, they don't have premium domains

psychic preditions?

Fuck me - never have I EVER laughed so much!

perhaps you should be spending your money on a place to live and not at online casinos....


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and you sure as hell can't predict the winning numbers on a roulette wheel so you should thank those sites for not accepting your money.


Lunatic.

how does paypal work with casino's anyways? thought it was banned for casino usage?

Whatever you're smokin' I don't want any.

No, thanks to YOU Will!

Using your page number and line number channeling I've almost perfected the Zenner Card Mindreading Test!

Skeptics are so slow to pay though, just testing it out..

http://cache2.asset-cache.net/xc/200...123AA3B5A18ED0

i dont know what are you talking about

Think of a word - and tell me a random page number 1-300
and a random line number 1-30!

I'll do a "remote viewing" - not guess the exact word!

Just tell me:

Page 123 Line 23

and CONCENTRATE on your secret word.

good question id never play even free :1orglaugh

dont forget BLUE pills in the morning RED at night !!!

www.webmasterscasino.com :thumbsup

Check my sig :)

Did you forget to take your Risperdal again?

you want to win at roulette, use the double up system. too bad that shit would never fly on an online roulette table. i can't believe anyone fucking trusts online casino games at all. fucking idiots the lot of 'em...

"almost" doesn't mean shit.

If you were really physic, you wouldn't be living in the park. You would have cashed in on betting, whether it was horse races, sporting events, or casinos, you would be worth millions. But what do all of the "physic" people do, they read people's hands for $10... LMAO.. because they are all frauds.

I think I am a better physic than you are, I predict you will continue to make an ass out of yourself on GFY.

Who gives a fuck about a word on a page. Tell me who is going to make it to the NBA finals this year. You can't, because you frauds can't predict anything definitive, like who will win something. There is no cut and draw answers with your delusions. You need something subjective like a random word that you can then twist and turn and try to make some obscure connection to something else as "proof" you are physic. Nigga please, get back on your meds.

lol, online casinos a big rip off...

The problem with the double up system is that the table limit will get you. For example if you bet red there is a min as well, so say you needed to bet at least $5, if you lose 10x in a row you will likely have hit the table limit then you can't double up any more to get your money back, you just lose. It's not very uncommon for red or black to come up 10x in a row. If that happens to you, you busted hard.

In theory, if there were no table limits, the double up system would work. But the casino aint stupid.

Utter rot!

Learn to program a spreadsheet macro and try it.

There is a mathematically supported theorem about the only gambling system that does work!

It's based on an infinite random walk always making it back home.

Basically, who wins rocks back and forth until the the smaller player goes bust.

THAT is why the casino wins, and the bias in the odds.

So all you have to do is man the poker rooms and pick the little guys and keep playing them until they bust, then slowly, slowly build up your kitty and take on bigger, bigger and bigger opponents!

There you go! Never bet against a rich man :thumbsup

That's pretty much the basic premise most career poker players live on. Not the big tournament guys, but the ones who grind it out on small tables eating up the little fish. A lot of the online home players and such. I got a buddy who makes his living on PokerStars. He never leaves the the little tables, like $.50 tables or whatever. The pots get up to a few bucks at most. But he can sit down on those small tables and eat up low level players all day if he wants. He's not winning million dollar tournaments but he makes enough to live on by putting in hours like any other job and playing as "safe" as he can...

Not being able to login probably saved you having to sell your clothes to eat.

stay away from gambling ...