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MikeSmoke 03-02-2011 01:38 PM

I'm looking to chat for a few minutes with a TRULY successful SEO person...
 
...about what's currently happening on G, and possible strategies.

I'm willing to pay a consulting fee if necessary - but if someone is willing to chat for a bit out of the goodness of their heart, I certainly wouldn't object lol

I'm only looking for the true success stories - you know who you are.

And more importantly, you know who you AREN'T. Please don't bother if you're bragging about a #3 listing for "sweet asian slits" and a #1 for "jizz swallowing dumpsters with blue eyes and pimples."

Thanks.

Oracle Porn 03-02-2011 01:41 PM

what are "true success stories"? driving ferraris or having strong rankings on competitive keywords?

lazycash 03-02-2011 01:52 PM

Baddog can help you, here is his pricing:

Some of the search engine marketing and Internet marketing services we provide:

Content Optimization and Internal Link Structure
Keyword Research
Link Building
Paid and Organic Campaign Tracking
Organic Search Engine Rank Monitoring
Professional Press Releases
Press Release Optimization
Press Release Submissions
SEO Copywriting
Professional Articles
Article Submissions
Site Analysis
On-site Training
Custom SEO training knowledgebase
SEO Special Issues Problem Solving (example: proxy sites stealing content)

Pricing for above Internet marketing services:

1. Content optimization, keyword research, rank monitoring, site analysis $500/hour. Order.
2. Link building packages starting $300 (based on achieved links).
3. Professional press releases and submissions $300 and up. Plus any submission fees.
4. SEO copywriting and professional articles $300 an hour.
5. Article submissions starting at $100 (based on articles that go live).
6. On-site training starting at $10,000 a day plus travel expense for both experts.
7. Custom content for your company?s SEO training knowledgebase starting at $20,000.
8. Yearly contracts starting at $3000 a month.

czarina 03-02-2011 01:57 PM

talk to PornGuy

troncarver 03-02-2011 01:58 PM

links pulled asshole

MikeSmoke 03-02-2011 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 17951099)
what are "true success stories"? driving ferraris or having strong rankings on competitive keywords?

Top three rankings on very competitive keywords. Not necessarily talking about #1 for "free sex" or #2 for "big tits" - but the next level of success down from that.

lazycash 03-02-2011 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeSmoke (Post 17951160)
Top three rankings on very competitive keywords. Not necessarily talking about #1 for "free sex" or #2 for "big tits" - but the next level of success down from that.

Baddog has the top 3 spots for gotwebhost. Just start off with the $500/hour review, you can order the 10k/day work next week.

MikeSmoke 03-02-2011 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 17951261)
Baddog has the top 3 spots for gotwebhost. Just start off with the $500/hour review, you can order the 10k/day work next week.

OK, we all got it.
You can move on to the next thread now :winkwink:

Nicky 03-02-2011 03:36 PM

I'd hand ya a google priority id but WG hasn't sent me any this week :(

Anyway, good luck yo ya. I have some nice rankings but those just come from hard work. :)

PornoStar69 03-02-2011 03:46 PM

I know people making tons of money in mainstream thanks to google virtually doing next to nothing.


Those google secrets are for sale at the right price

alias 03-02-2011 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky (Post 17951455)
I'd hand ya a google priority id but WG hasn't sent me any this week :(

Anyway, good luck yo ya. I have some nice rankings but those just come from hard work. :)

http://www.google.com/gwt/n?gpd=prio...8ffs8_NickyGFY

will76 03-02-2011 04:23 PM

I got the #1 ranking for Asshole, but that has nothing to do with the search engines.


Damn BadDog's prices are steep. 10K a day?

pristine 03-02-2011 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 17951125)
Baddog can help you, here is his pricing:

Some of the search engine marketing and Internet marketing services we provide:

Content Optimization and Internal Link Structure
Keyword Research
Link Building
Paid and Organic Campaign Tracking
Organic Search Engine Rank Monitoring
Professional Press Releases
Press Release Optimization
Press Release Submissions
SEO Copywriting
Professional Articles
Article Submissions
Site Analysis
On-site Training
Custom SEO training knowledgebase
SEO Special Issues Problem Solving (example: proxy sites stealing content)

Pricing for above Internet marketing services:

1. Content optimization, keyword research, rank monitoring, site analysis $500/hour. Order.
2. Link building packages starting $300 (based on achieved links).
3. Professional press releases and submissions $300 and up. Plus any submission fees.
4. SEO copywriting and professional articles $300 an hour.
5. Article submissions starting at $100 (based on articles that go live).
6. On-site training starting at $10,000 a day plus travel expense for both experts.
7. Custom content for your company?s SEO training knowledgebase starting at $20,000.
8. Yearly contracts starting at $3000 a month.

Both experts meaning him and goodgirl?

lazycash 03-02-2011 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by will76 (Post 17951572)
I got the #1 ranking for Asshole, but that has nothing to do with the search engines.


Damn BadDog's prices are steep. 10K a day?

plus airfare

Agent 488 03-02-2011 04:28 PM

lazycash comedy relief.

lazycash 03-02-2011 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeSmoke (Post 17951416)
OK, we all got it.
You can move on to the next thread now :winkwink:

Can't blame a guy for trying to drum up some business for an industry veteran.

MikeSmoke 03-02-2011 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky (Post 17951455)
I'd hand ya a google priority id but WG hasn't sent me any this week :(

Anyway, good luck yo ya. I have some nice rankings but those just come from hard work. :)

You hadn't heard? With the debut of their new algo, they're working on a whole new priority id system - but it won't be released until next week. Of course, WG would be one of the first to have the new ones.

Thanks; I have some good rankings from hard work as well and am not looking for shortcuts (although I'd be happy to hear about any that people might have lol); I just want to talk to the person(s) I mentioned about strategies going forward.

BareBacked 03-02-2011 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 17951261)
Baddog has the top 3 spots for gotwebhost. Just start off with the $500/hour review, you can order the 10k/day work next week.

Sounds like a plan

Machete_ 03-02-2011 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pristine (Post 17951574)
Both experts meaning him and goodgirl?

Him and Buddy (the dog)

greg80 03-02-2011 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 17951125)
Baddog can help you, here is his pricing:

Some of the search engine marketing and Internet marketing services we provide:

Content Optimization and Internal Link Structure
Keyword Research
Link Building
Paid and Organic Campaign Tracking
Organic Search Engine Rank Monitoring
Professional Press Releases
Press Release Optimization
Press Release Submissions
SEO Copywriting
Professional Articles
Article Submissions
Site Analysis
On-site Training
Custom SEO training knowledgebase
SEO Special Issues Problem Solving (example: proxy sites stealing content)

Pricing for above Internet marketing services:

1. Content optimization, keyword research, rank monitoring, site analysis $500/hour. Order.
2. Link building packages starting $300 (based on achieved links).
3. Professional press releases and submissions $300 and up. Plus any submission fees.
4. SEO copywriting and professional articles $300 an hour.
5. Article submissions starting at $100 (based on articles that go live).
6. On-site training starting at $10,000 a day plus travel expense for both experts.
7. Custom content for your company?s SEO training knowledgebase starting at $20,000.
8. Yearly contracts starting at $3000 a month.

What the hell, is this a joke???

pristine 03-02-2011 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by greg80 (Post 17951670)
What the hell, is this a joke???

no, real offerings.

MikeSmoke 03-02-2011 05:38 PM

Seriously, haven't there been enough of the baddog posts on hundreds of other threads?
Do I have to start a new thread to ask my own question again? :disgust

pristine 03-02-2011 05:44 PM

go with baddog.

alias 03-02-2011 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeSmoke (Post 17951722)
Seriously, haven't there been enough of the baddog posts on hundreds of other threads?
Do I have to start a new thread to ask my own question again? :disgust

Baddog is our resident SEO. :thumbsup:thumbsup

You probably can't afford him.

pristine 03-02-2011 05:51 PM

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lazycash 03-02-2011 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeSmoke (Post 17951722)
Seriously, haven't there been enough of the baddog posts on hundreds of other threads?
Do I have to start a new thread to ask my own question again? :disgust

I'm confused, you asked a question and I gave you a great option and you seem to be dismissing it as a joke.

MikeSmoke 03-02-2011 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by czarina (Post 17951141)
talk to PornGuy

I'd love to, if he is willing to.

WebCashMaker 03-02-2011 08:09 PM

I think Baddog is #1 for "nostril flaring"

AzteK 03-02-2011 08:20 PM

I had to quote this

DBS.US 03-02-2011 10:06 PM

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will76 03-02-2011 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 17951125)
Baddog can help you, here is his pricing:

Some of the search engine marketing and Internet marketing services we provide:

Content Optimization and Internal Link Structure
Keyword Research
Link Building
Paid and Organic Campaign Tracking
Organic Search Engine Rank Monitoring
Professional Press Releases
Press Release Optimization
Press Release Submissions
SEO Copywriting
Professional Articles
Article Submissions
Site Analysis
On-site Training
Custom SEO training knowledgebase
SEO Special Issues Problem Solving (example: proxy sites stealing content)

Pricing for above Internet marketing services:

1. Content optimization, keyword research, rank monitoring, site analysis $500/hour. Order.
2. Link building packages starting $300 (based on achieved links).
3. Professional press releases and submissions $300 and up. Plus any submission fees.
4. SEO copywriting and professional articles $300 an hour.
5. Article submissions starting at $100 (based on articles that go live).
6. On-site training starting at $10,000 a day plus travel expense for both experts.
7. Custom content for your company?s SEO training knowledgebase starting at $20,000.
8. Yearly contracts starting at $3000 a month.

Dude you should get 10% referral fee from bad dog. That is some serious coin, if you help sell one of his 10K packages you should get paid 1K. :2 cents:

MikeSmoke 03-03-2011 02:49 AM

Hoping against hope that someone who is *meant* to see this, actually will....

Emma 03-03-2011 03:57 AM

prices for dumbasses

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 17951125)
Baddog can help you, here is his pricing:

Some of the search engine marketing and Internet marketing services we provide:

Content Optimization and Internal Link Structure
Keyword Research
Link Building
Paid and Organic Campaign Tracking
Organic Search Engine Rank Monitoring
Professional Press Releases
Press Release Optimization
Press Release Submissions
SEO Copywriting
Professional Articles
Article Submissions
Site Analysis
On-site Training
Custom SEO training knowledgebase
SEO Special Issues Problem Solving (example: proxy sites stealing content)

Pricing for above Internet marketing services:

1. Content optimization, keyword research, rank monitoring, site analysis $500/hour. Order.
2. Link building packages starting $300 (based on achieved links).
3. Professional press releases and submissions $300 and up. Plus any submission fees.
4. SEO copywriting and professional articles $300 an hour.
5. Article submissions starting at $100 (based on articles that go live).
6. On-site training starting at $10,000 a day plus travel expense for both experts.
7. Custom content for your company?s SEO training knowledgebase starting at $20,000.
8. Yearly contracts starting at $3000 a month.


Oracle Porn 03-03-2011 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeSmoke (Post 17951160)
Top three rankings on very competitive keywords. Not necessarily talking about #1 for "free sex" or #2 for "big tits" - but the next level of success down from that.

then I qualify, icq me.

Cyber Fucker 03-03-2011 06:58 AM

TRULY successful SEO person does SEO only for himself. :)


Btw thx for the entertainment! GFY never lets me downs if it's about good laugh. :pimp

MikeSmoke 03-03-2011 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyber Fucker (Post 17952755)
TRULY successful SEO person does SEO only for himself. :)

Very true. You'll notice I'm not looking for anyone to do SEO for me. I'm just looking to talk to someone(s) for a few minutes to bounce a few things off of them.

Machete_ 03-03-2011 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeSmoke (Post 17955809)
Very true. You'll notice I'm not looking for anyone to do SEO for me. I'm just looking to talk to someone(s) for a few minutes to bounce a few things off of them.

why would anyone who knows worth of shit talk to you? what's there to gain?

dumbass.

MikeSmoke 03-03-2011 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Machete_ (Post 17955823)
why would anyone who knows worth of shit talk to you? what's there to gain?
dumbass.

1. I said at the start, a consulting fee (from someone who's absolutely no competition to them).
2. What the fuck do you care?
3. A dumbass is someone who has nothing better to do than troll a thread that has lost its "entertainment value" at this point.

gaffg 03-03-2011 06:01 PM

seo webmaster resources

HomerSimpson 03-03-2011 07:06 PM

there's no money in seo...

and even if there is some...
it's just money :upsidedow

cooldude7 03-03-2011 07:41 PM

i know few things but not all.,

GAMEFINEST 03-03-2011 08:28 PM

ill forward your icq to someone I know who is an expert,

MikeSmoke 03-03-2011 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GAMEFINEST (Post 17956165)
ill forward your icq to someone I know who is an expert,

Thanks. Much appreciated.

Agent 488 03-03-2011 10:31 PM

sent pussyserver this thread.


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