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Here's some fucked up shit

Man drives thirty-five miles at speeds up to 100mph with his wife on the hood of the car....

People are fucked up.

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MANTECA, Calif. ? A California man remains behind bars four days after driving 35 miles on a freeway with his wife clinging to a windshield wiper blade on the hood of their minivan, police said Wednesday.

Christopher Michael Carroll, 36, was being held without bail at the San Joaquin County Jail on charges of attempted murder, kidnapping and domestic assault, according to sheriff's department records.

Carroll got into the family's minivan around 12:30 a.m. Saturday after he and his wife had an argument at their Manteca home, local police said.

"She kind of goes with the van to try to stop him, gets up on the hood and is hanging on to the wiper blade," said police spokesman Rex Osborn. "She obviously didn't think he would keep driving."

Carroll sped through Manteca, got on a freeway and didn't pull over until he reached Pleasanton, about 35 miles away, Osborn said.

Two witnesses called 911 from the road to report it, Osborn said. One of the callers followed Carroll all the way to Pleasanton and told police his speed reached 100 miles per hour.

Eventually, Carroll slowed down the vehicle and his wife "was able to roll off," Osborn said. The driver following the vehicle transported the woman to a nearby hospital, where she was treated for hypothermia.

Carroll returned home, where police arrested him a short time later, Osborn said. He is scheduled to appear in court Thursday.

The wild ride happened several days after Carroll was arrested for being under the influence of a controlled substance, Osborn said.

Police received a phone call on Feb. 23 from a witness who reported that Carroll had climbed into a 6-foot-deep trash bin in Manteca and was threatening to drown himself in the five inches of water that had collected at the bottom, Osborn said.

"We went out there and talked to him for about an hour and he was obviously on some kind of drugs," Osborn said.

Carroll was booked into county jail that afternoon and released the following day, he said.

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Wow, people are fucked up.

Yeap, tons of fucked up people since 1900'

there's good meth in that area.

Hypothermia

bahahhaa

what car brand? those wipers are really though

That's fucked up? What is this, the first day you've ever read the news? :1orglaugh

next time bitch should stfu.lol

jk jk

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 17951225)

Man drives thirty-five miles at speeds up to 100mph with his wife on the hood of the car....

People are fucked up.

You don't know the dude's wife...

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 17951286)

what car brand? those wipers are really though

Here is a picture of the minivan:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/...79_468x286.jpg

Can't imagine holding on for that long at those speeds to a wiper blade and mirror - although considering the alternative, I guess I would... :Oh crap

ADG

You don't know her. You might have done the same thing.

We used to ride windshields down the highway for fun in highschool. used to do all sorts of stupid shit. Climb out the window, over the cab, and back int h window on the other side while blazing down the highway. :(

I once had a newfie buddy bumper shine a minivan down the highway on rollerblades. Shit was intense. Crazy little fucker. One bad crack in the pavement and we would have been shipping him the newmotherland in pieces...

some serious fucked up shit going on here :Oh crap

Damn she must be one crazy bitch to jump on the hood of the car in an arguement....poor guy was probably just trying to get away!

I've read his name as Christopher Mallick at first...

"Carroll had climbed into a 6-foot-deep trash bin in Manteca and was threatening to drown himself in the five inches of water that had collected at the bottom, Osborn said."

LOL

The news... good for amusing and depressing the ever loving shit out of you.

Where's my samich bitch!

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17951241)

there's good meth in that area.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_O8tBsDGKKF...ase-solved.png

bet she wont try that again. i bet she shit her pants.

You know.. I hear about this kind of shit... and I always want to know, wait a minute, why did that guy do (insert horrible thing here) to his wife.... You know, in some cases .. Maybe it's right, and maybe I understand :1orglaugh

2:00

Say some lady breaks her husbands legs and pees on his eyeballs while his head is in a vice.. Well, if we then find out that he had molested their little daughter. It's right, and I understand. If she did it because he wouldn't buy her some diamond ... she's a crazy bitch

Say some guy is being divorced by a woman who cheated on him ten times and let her boyfriends drive her husbands cars.. then she gets a court award for monthly alimony and takes the guys house.. I'm not saying he should chain her to the back of his car and drive her up the freeway ... but if it ever happened to me, I'd do it, so I'd hope someone would understand :1orglaugh

lol i found that funny actually lol

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17951241)

there's good meth in that area.

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Originally Posted by martinsc (Post 17952160)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_O8tBsDGKKF...ase-solved.png

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

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Originally Posted by Jdoughs (Post 17951275)

Hypothermia

bahahhaa

100 miles an hour its going to blow straight through your clothes not surprising really.

that's fucking nuts.

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Originally Posted by thickcash_amo (Post 17951957)

Damn she must be one crazy bitch to jump on the hood of the car in an arguement....poor guy was probably just trying to get away!

ya who the hell climbs onto the hood of a mini-van? its not like her kid was in it.

They're both idiots.