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~Ray 03-03-2011 08:07 AM

I messed up on this today.. so thought I would pass it along...
 
It's vs. Its

It's is a contraction for it is or it has.

Its is a possessive pronoun meaning, more or less, of it or belonging to it.

And there is absolutely, positively, no such word as its'.

A simple test
If you can replace it[']s in your sentence with it is or it has, then your word is it's; otherwise, your word is its.

Another test
Its is the neuter version of his and her. Try plugging her into your sentence where you think its belongs. If the sentence still works grammatically (if not logically) then your word is indeed its.

Examples
It's been good to know you. Contraction: it has
It's a bird! It's a plane! Contraction: it is

The dodo bird is known for its inability to fly. Possessive pronoun: its inability = the dodo bird's inability

http://garyes.stormloader.com/its.html

Tam 03-03-2011 08:10 AM

lmao

It drives me crazy when people do that..... worse though is when someone uses their, they're and there wrong... that one makes me nuts and my husband does it all the time when he writes or types. :1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 03-03-2011 08:17 AM

Your right ...

Babaganoosh 03-03-2011 08:22 AM

What if someone's last name is "Its." Wouldn't the possessive form be Its'?

That is Larry Its' dildo.

~Ray 03-03-2011 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 17952964)
Your right ...


I see what you did thur

~Ray 03-03-2011 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 17952981)
What if someone's last name is "Its." Wouldn't the possessive form be Its'?

That is Larry Its' dildo.


a name is not a word, however, a word can be a name.

Babaganoosh 03-03-2011 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by ~Ray (Post 17952983)
a name is not a word, however, a word can be a name.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/name

Name
-noun
1. a word or a combination of words by which a person, place, or thing, a body or class, or any object of thought is designated, called, or known.

CaptainHowdy 03-03-2011 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 17953021)
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/name

Name
-noun
1. a word or a combination of words by which a person, place, or thing, a body or class, or any object of thought is designated, called, or known.

He might be referring to "proper names".

SmokeyTheBear 03-03-2011 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 17952981)
That is Larry Its' dildo.

It's Barry Its' dildo and its name is its' jr.

Babaganoosh 03-03-2011 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 17953029)
He might be referring to "proper names".

I'm just busting toejam's balls. I agree with him 100%.

Si 03-03-2011 08:49 AM

It's a shame!

Its' could exist if there was someone called bob its for example:

Who's is this giant black dildo?

It's Bob Its' giant black dildo!

Its' isn't a word though obviously but someone's name, which if it ends in an "s" would have the ' after the s.

Like jules'

CPimp 03-03-2011 08:51 AM

your VS you're
their VS they're VS there

Evil Chris 03-03-2011 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by ~Ray (Post 17952982)
I see what you did thur

Its I see what you did THEIR.

~Ray 03-03-2011 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 17953070)
I'm just busting toejam's balls. I agree with him 100%.


why ya gotta be bustin' my balls here?

Machete_ 03-03-2011 05:40 PM

so how was it to fail grade school?

Si 03-03-2011 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Evil Chris (Post 17953110)
Its I see what you did THEIR.

No, It's I see what you did there!

Si 03-03-2011 07:19 PM

It's simple, if it is, it's it's.

If it's not it's its.

If they are doing something, then it's they're.
If they're doing something in a place they're doing it there.
And if they own what they're talking about then it's their's

Here's one that should cover all of the above:

The car isn't working, Its battery is flat. So It's in need of a new one. They're going to take their car over there to the garage to get it fixed.

~Ray 03-03-2011 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Machete_ (Post 17955830)
so how was it to fail grade school?


boing flip


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