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Four-hour long "spider venom" erections 'could be the new Viagra'

You heard it here first...

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Scientists Say: Let?s Cure Erectile Dysfunction With Spider Venom!

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Spiders and penises are two things most people want to keep far, far apart. Until now. New research suggests that the venom of one aggressive arachnid could be used in future treatments for erectile dysfunction (that is, if it doesn?t kill you first).

Say hello to the Brazilian wandering spider (Phoneutria nigriventer), also known as the armed spider, or as the banana spider. With an over four-inch leg span, this South and Central American native normally creeps around banana plantations, although some have wound up in American supermarkets and Canadian grocery stores. Flaccid fellows beware: On top of severe pain, a single bite from this eight-legged foe can cause you to lose control of your muscles?and if it?s not treated, the bite can screw up your ability to breathe so much so that you slowly die of oxygen deprivation.With a sip of the anti-venom, though, you?d recover in a week. And truth be told, only 10 people out of 7,000 are known to have actually died from a bite. Survivors tell of experiencing painful erections that last for more than four hours?a medical ailment known as priapism.

It?s this last side effect that interests Kenia Nunes, a physiologist at the Medical College of Georgia, who thinks this venom can be used to treat sexual dysfunction in both men and women. As outlined in her Journal of Sexual Medicine study, she first had to isolate the toxin to blame. ?The venom of the P. nigriventer spider is a very rich mixture of several molecules,? Nunes told MSNBC. Feeding the active ingredient?a peptide called PnTx2-6?to a bunch of erection-challenged rats (with high blood pressure to boot), she discovered that it did indeed perk up these poor flaccid fellows.

Aside from achieving side-effect-free erections, the rat?s new-found potency is much different from drugs such as Viagra: Nunes discovered that the banana spider?s toxin follows different pathways to create erections, which has a major advantage. Nunes told MSNBC:

?This is good because we know that some patients don?t respond to the conventional therapy,? she says. ?This could be an optional treatment for them.?

Now she wants to see if this toxin can also help female sexual dysfunction. And if everything goes to plan, in the coming years, this spider toxin could wind up on drug store shelves and bedroom across the nation, causing shortness of breath of a very different kind.

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/di...-spider-venom/

will i be able to spin a splooge web too?

If my woman needs a four hour erection she can date a dildo ...

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Nuns discovered that the banana spider’s toxin follows different pathways to create erections, which has a major advantage.

Why are Nuns trying to find different ways to create erections???

Not sure I'd like a 4hr erection if nuns are not included.

i dont think i want a spider to bite my peepee. lol i didnt see anything about nuns, i must say i am disappointed, the story is a lot more interesting with big titty nuns working on erect penises. It was Kenia Nunes, a physiologist.

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Originally Posted by PornstarXS (Post 17963423)

It was Kenia Nunes, a physiologist.

Well, it was how I read it anway - after images of big fanged spiders and seizures, seeing nuns searching for a lasting erection was what I wanted to read :thumbsup

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I HATE spiders !!!!! :party-smi

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17963324)

will i be able to spin a splooge web too?

:1orglaugh

what do you get when you combine spider venom and tiger blood?

chrarlie sheen :thumbsup

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17963324)

will i be able to spin a splooge web too?

If so the "facials" niche will be reborn :thumbsup

Maybe if they modify it. Priapism doesn't sound like fun at all...

There's many different species of spider whose venom will induce priapism. i don't think these studies are anything new. They've been looking into this shit for at least a couple decades now...

Starting a spider farm today.

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Originally Posted by borked (Post 17963472)

Well, it was how I read it anway - after images of big fanged spiders and seizures, seeing nuns searching for a lasting erection was what I wanted to read :thumbsup

YES, YES , let's see the Nuns :jerkoff

Glad I dont have erectile dysfunction because I'm not letting a banana spider anywhere near my banana.

Great thread title man.

When i was little at sleep away camp, i wouldn't take a dump in our cabin toilet for over a week cause i was scared of the damn spiders...i might have to go limp if that were my only choice!

This argument shows that animals can help people. However, be careful of the spider - "a single bite from this eight-legged foe can cause you to lose control of your muscles—and if it’s not treated, the bite can screw up your ability to breathe so much so that you slowly die of oxygen deprivation." Consider that a dog is a man's best friend.

I guess that's why they call it a banana spider.

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Originally Posted by tiger (Post 17964778)

I guess that's why they call it a banana spider.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

As I'm graduate in pharmacy.. I remember there was a disease by a species of spider that can create life long erection... lol!! funny but true.

This thread does not deliver, I was hoping for way more spiderman references.