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Brujah 01-20-2003 11:23 AM

Are you Raelian ? Scientologist ?
 
or.. other alien like religion or belief ? Can you tell me about it ?

Libertine 01-20-2003 11:24 AM

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Originally posted by Brujah
or.. other alien like religion or belief ? Can you tell me about it ?
Right now we are busy cloning Elvis.

DjSap 01-20-2003 11:49 AM

I'm a raelian...I'm the president of the Swedish section...I also organize the gangbangs...

Jakke PNG 01-20-2003 11:56 AM

I will found a new religion when I think of something neat.
I'm currently..umm.. something that worships jesus. Lutherian? = christian. It sucks.. I have to pay taxes to the church too.

FATPad 01-20-2003 11:57 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I will found a new religion when I think of something neat.
I'm currently..umm.. something that worships jesus. Lutherian? = christian. It sucks.. I have to pay taxes to the church too.

Worship me. I only ask for $10/year and I'm not gonna make you feel guilty for liking sex.

I'm a pretty easy going deity.

Nydahl 01-20-2003 11:59 AM

I can't I am clon:rainfro

Thrawn$ 01-20-2003 12:01 PM

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Originally posted by Brujah
or.. other alien like religion or belief ? Can you tell me about it ?

I can tell you the truth about humanity:) But before you have to use you paypall acount to transfer money in mine

:smokin

NoCarrier 01-20-2003 12:04 PM

I am cloning Hitler in a pod. The difficult part will be to make him hate the jews without the Seinfeld Culture of the 90's. He will want to destroy them but will have a hard time dealing with the "Not that there is anything wrong with it" mentality.

http://porn-sex-list.com/seinfeld.jpg

theking 01-20-2003 12:04 PM

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Originally posted by Brujah
or.. other alien like religion or belief ? Can you tell me about it ?
Massivecock can clue you in.

Probono 01-20-2003 12:09 PM

If I were to invent a 21st Century religion I think I would need to pay homage to Rael he has all the right elements. Science, science fiction, hope, biblical roots lots of good stuff. I just need to know if the orgies are real before I sign up!

Thrawn$ 01-20-2003 12:12 PM

http://www.physics.ohio-state.edu/~w...g/rael-ufo.jpg

:1orglaugh

PornoDoggy 01-20-2003 12:26 PM

In the military I had dogtags that listed my religion as "Pagan" (cost me a 6pack of beer to get them made). Lately, however, I've been a firm believer in the "First Church of God the Utterly Indifferent."

Argoz 01-20-2003 12:28 PM

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Are you Raelian ? Scientologist ?
No, i'm just God.

volante 01-20-2003 12:59 PM

Jedi.

thatdykeliz 01-20-2003 01:01 PM

God hates me because I make Baby Jesus cry. Also, I am a feminist Goddess-worshipping dyke. My karma ran over your dogma. Et cetera.

Sarah_Jayne 01-20-2003 01:59 PM

I am going to join thatdykeliz's church..sounds like my type :)

Libertine 01-20-2003 02:01 PM

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Originally posted by thatdykeliz
God hates me because I make Baby Jesus cry. Also, I am a feminist Goddess-worshipping dyke. My karma ran over your dogma. Et cetera.
Sounds a bit dogmatic to me.

thatdykeliz 01-20-2003 03:00 PM

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Originally posted by punkworld
Sounds a bit dogmatic to me.
Nope...I make everything up as I go along. Wheee! One of my favorite spur-of-the-moment rituals involved Sprite and Ritz crackers for the Cakes and Wine ceremony...and I blessed the area for the Circle with bottled water, some salt packets from McDonald's, and a straw from McDonald's as a wand. Amazingly enough, I happened to have incense in my purse, anyway, so at least that went by the book...:1orglaugh

Brujah 01-20-2003 05:11 PM

Stargate has some great ideas, but they're mostly anti-religion I'd say.


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