Give me a super-expensive US pay-phone-number...
 

I own thousands of info-domains and get bombarded with these mails:

Priority Domain Availability Notice for ******.com:

In the next few days, perimat.com will be listed for sale. Since you have a similar domain name, I thought you might be interested in acquiring ******.com

I want to fuck with them and give them a very expensive phone number to call.

So help me out here, give me a number they should call.

I would give you one, but you hate America. So I am not gonna do it.

1-800-your-mom. It is cheap, but meets the requirement for crazy

No I dont, I just like making fun of Americans because they get angry so easily because they're all patriotic.

And I'm helping out a american-company by spreading out their expensive phone number. :thumbsup

I'm sure google will help you.

Get an international number that has revenue-share with the terminating carrier.
This way, you will actually make money when they call lol