So my daughter calls me says someone hit her car. LMAO
 

So my daughter calls me she's in the parking lot of the grocery store says someone hit her car while she's in the store. She's got the spare tire on the back its a Jeep liberty. Said someone hit the tire and it's pushed into the car and dented the car. I tell her to go inside and ask if they have cameras in the parking lot and if they do call the police. No sense in calling them if there are not right? So 5 minutes later she calls said shes on her way home that they dont have cameras. LOL. I go outside look at this big pine tree in the yard 5 feet from the edge of the driveway and a big chunck of bark at least 2 inches thick has been ripped off it at about the same level as where her tire is on her car. LOL. After 18 years you would think she would realize she cant get away with lieing to me. I'm not mad at her, just disapointed that I caught her so easy. If your gonna lie at least make it good right?

Lol, that reminds of excuses i telled when i was younger, lol

I pulled that one off with a work truck once. It was obviously an ugly yellow truck that put that huge dent and orangish yellow streak in the driver side door of the crew truck. Fucking obviously. The foreman vouched for me, it must be true... :1orglaugh

shes still too young to think it all the way through

be happy, means she isnt up to anything too bad out of your sight

lol you should be new Sherlock Holmes

hahaha, me too, but I was far more careuful. I would've probably painted the tree so the ripped-off bark doesn't show :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

havent you buying another car to your daughter weeks ago? congrats pimp :thumbsup

Yeah we are still looking actually.

hahaha.. I often had to laugh at some of the silly excuses my daughter gave me when she was around that age (mine will be 21 this May).

Personally I'm glad she sucks at lying, it makes things a lot easier to see when there's trouble on the horizon :winkwink:

I can hook you up with a car wholesaler in Ft Myers if you want to save some dough.

Choker I've left you an ICQ, get back to me when you can.

Hahahha.. I never did that but my wife has come damn close.

haha, we all did at that age. Give your girl a big hug and remember how much of a pain you probably were to your own dad :)

:1orglaugh had a similar situation, she didnt lie about it because she was with her mother. My middle daughter was backing into a parking spot in the winter, pushed the gas a bit too hard, slipped on the snow and broke an 8 yr old pear tree right at the bottom, it snapped like a twig because of the cold. No damage to the car,but I was pissed about the tree:1orglaugh

Your daughter blatantly lied to you, and you don't even care? I don't know, my mom was different. Lieing about something was always worst than actually doing whatever it was.

If you fucked up, but told the truth about it, then you'd still be in shit, but not too bad. However, fuck up AND lie about it? Then hell would reign down.

Yup, i was taught that at a very early age.

I knew it wasn't worth lying, because you always get caught and it makes the situation 10x worse.

I'd be pissed if i was you... :2 cents:

Sure she's lying and isn't just a typical incompetent woman driver that hadn't got a clue she had done it herself?

Thanks but I'm in Orlando now. I'm in no rush to get her a newer car, if a good deal comes along I'll jump on it though.

We hired a 16 yo babysitter who lives in the next neighborhood down from us... it literally takes 4 minutes to drive from my house to hers at a lazy pace. On the first night she babysits for us she left here at 12:45am (my 19 yo daughter helped her scrape the frost off her window before she left) and got home at 3:45am. She tells her Mom that she got stuck because of frost on her window (we live in Huntersville, North Carolina and frost is NEVER that bad)... Anyway... she had sent us a text at 3am saying she was having problems seeing and was stuck at the gas station down the street (which is past her house). The next day I called the number and some guy answers... it turns out to be her 20 yo bf who lives 30 minutes from here. Oops.

You endanger your 18 year old daughter in a fucking Jeep? And you make everybody suspect she is a lesbian, too.

Bad father!

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did you check to see if there was any bits of tire on this car?

That's it, teach her lying is ok so she can grow up to be a compulsive liar like the many others. For me it would be.. No new car until you learn how to drive.. and not lie.

LOL, I did ask her if it was a wooden car that hit her in the parking lot

You know you can tell who the real shitheads are here at GFY by their responses in this thread. Some people are so negative they literally trip over their own feet trying to find something bad in everything in life.

That's funny.

Glad she is ok. Could have been worse.

it's a reflection on their own life.

now get back to searching for that Flintstone car.

You should back your daughter and not question her honesty and make her file a police report searching for a log car!

That asshole did a hit and run on your daughter's jeep!

LMFAO. That is great.

why she so scared of you?

Why are people questioning a liar, the bad ones here ?

Surely you can see where people are coming from ?


I'd actually agree with that... :2 cents::2 cents:

I am SICK TO FUCKING DEATH, of seeing women drivers at the supermarket etc, trying to park the car only to give the car beside a "little" bump.

Then they drive away like nothing happened. Only for the owner of the other car come out and find someone has damaged his/her car and drove away.

I've lost count of the amount of times over the years i've seen this... :disgust

My kid would have the car taken away for lying. Not being a shit head, but if you knew me you'd know I'm serious. The motto here is that nothing you do will get you in near as much trouble as lying about it will.

Luckily my kid got that concept pretty early.

Now if only my girlfriend's son would get that concept. How do you teach a 19yr old new tricks? Sometimes I want to hit him with a brick.

However its your daughter, do what you want. Funny story.
(hit her with a brick)

It never ends ;p My twins are 29 now, off on their own, and they will try to get shit past me at times. I now look at them and tell them, "You know, you can just tell me it's none of my business."

Never had the lying issue with my 19 year old daughter, if anything she is way too open about everything.

I am glad she is okay :D

I am glad this didnt happen.

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Too funny, just the other day I was getting my knob polished by this 18 year old hottie. You know the type. Firm supple breasts. Perfect amount of bounce in her bootie. Able to suck peanut butter through a garden hose. Anyway, I was sitting in her car in her dad's driveway. Really nice house by the way. Out of respect for him I didn't want to nut in her mouth while I was in his driveway so I started to back out but just as I did I started squirting all in this girl's mouth and it got crazy for a second and I ended up hitting a tree. I never found out what happened. I just dropped her and her car off at some grocery store and got out of there. She told me not to worry about it. That she'd just make up some story to tell her dad. Great scene for $20 though. I should buy some traffic to throw at it.


She lives in Canada though. You wouldn't know her. :-)

:1orglaugh :Oh crap

Did you choke'r out for not knowing how to drive traffic?

LMFAO

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Take her cell away and ground her for a month