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Christina T. 03-21-2011 02:13 PM

My boyfriend cheated on me and got the girl pregnant and she said she is keeping it?
 
He didnt really cheat on me because for a couple months for have been on a break but still dating.
I didn't cheat on him or do anything with anyone for the reason that we were gonna get back.
Today I get a message from this nasty girl on myspace telling me that he got
her pregnant and she's keeping and he wants her to get an abortion. I feel as though my life is a f*u*c*k*ing Jerry Springer episode.
I am disgusted, appauled, infuriated.
All of the above. I called him to confront him and he said that he has stopped talking to her (she was always kinda in the middle of our relationship in the past) and that
she is crazy and a liar. I honestly don't know what to beleive, because seriously that girl is a pyscho and used to lie about things all the times, things that
I really knew she was lying about. I don't know what to do with him, I am so disgusted. He said he will talk to me about it later, because he is with his friends right now and we need to talk in private.


ADVICE?!

twistyneck 03-21-2011 02:14 PM

I think what you should do is post about it on an adult forum where nobody gives a fuck.

KickAssJesse 03-21-2011 02:15 PM

advice: life is what you make it

dyna mo 03-21-2011 02:15 PM

advice? you mean what sort of gifts to get for the baby shower?

CaptainHowdy 03-21-2011 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christina T. (Post 17994699)
ADVICE?!

This is an adult webmaster board, the only possible solution it's a preggo threesome.

Sam - Mr. Skin 03-21-2011 02:15 PM

come to chicago, go on jerry springer and talk it out like civilized adults

marcop 03-21-2011 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twistyneck (Post 17994705)
I think what you should do is post about it on an adult forum where nobody gives a fuck.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

2intense 03-21-2011 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twistyneck (Post 17994705)
I think what you should do is post about it on an adult forum where nobody gives a fuck.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Si 03-21-2011 02:19 PM

Dump him, and email me some pics of you along with your phone number :thumbsup

thickcash_amo 03-21-2011 02:19 PM

Post us some pics and we'll give you advice as to why we think he went elsewhere...

_Richard_ 03-21-2011 02:20 PM

my gf would have broken my legs.

L-Pink 03-21-2011 02:21 PM

Don't you wish he was ass fucking her instead?


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RaiderCash_Dominik 03-21-2011 02:24 PM

Advice: Get a new boyfriend.

twistyneck 03-21-2011 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 17994731)
Don't you wish he was ass fucking her instead?


.

hahahaha Fucker, I spit pop all over the place.

BittieBucks Eric 03-21-2011 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaiderCash_Dominik (Post 17994737)
Advice: Get a new boyfriend.

If this was a Jerry Springer episode, she should "get even" and fuck her boyfriends best friend and get pregnant from him :1orglaugh

F-U-Jimmy 03-21-2011 02:33 PM

WTF who brought GFY Dr Phil ????

xxweekxx 03-21-2011 02:37 PM

your bf sucks.. if you are cute, fly down to cali i'll show yo around, fuck u better than he ever did, and u'll forget about the loser..

p/s i have a nice house, i have a big cock, and im rich

woj 03-21-2011 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twistyneck (Post 17994705)
I think what you should do is post about it on an adult forum where nobody gives a fuck.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

NaughtyVisions 03-21-2011 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BittieBucks Eric (Post 17994757)
If this was a Jerry Springer episode, she should "get even" and fuck her boyfriends best friend and get pregnant from him :1orglaugh

Yeah, this isn't Springer material. Steve Wilkos has his own show now (old head of security for Springer), and he does DNA and lie detector tests, but he pretends it's all serious.

This sounds like a story for...

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture...auryPovich.png

O MARINA 03-21-2011 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christina T. (Post 17994699)
(she was always kinda in the middle of our relationship in the past)


He sounds like a jackass and I would blame HIM for letting her get between you two all this time.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Christina T. (Post 17994699)
ADVICE?!

Push her down the stairs then hook up with xxweekxx.

xxweekxx 03-21-2011 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 17994779)
He sounds like a jackass and I would blame HIM for letting her get between you two all this time.




Push her down the stairs then hook up with xxweekxx.

:pimp:pimp:pimp:pimp:pimp

do the right thing.. listen to marina..

Cyandin 03-21-2011 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twistyneck (Post 17994705)
I think what you should do is post about it on an adult forum where nobody gives a fuck.

FTW :1orglaugh

O MARINA 03-21-2011 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxweekxx (Post 17994780)
:pimp:pimp:pimp:pimp:pimp

do the right thing.. listen to marina..



lol I don't know who Christina T is... but you should do the honors!!!

PStarks 03-21-2011 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 17994711)
This is an adult webmaster board, the only possible solution it's a preggo threesome.



Best advice of the week!

xxweekxx 03-21-2011 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 17994787)
lol I don't know who Christina T is... but you should do the honors!!!

i dont know who she is either.lol but this is a great deal

she has a stupid bf whos dumb enough to get some psycho preggo.. she obviously thinks this guy is god's gift to the world and she cant do without him

i wanna show u otherwise, u'll have so much fun with me u'll forget about him.. u'll see there are many FUN, RICH, BIG COCKED, good looking men out there..

my offer still stands for another 1hr or so:pimp
:1orglaugh

Rochard 03-21-2011 02:49 PM

Well, try finding yourself another man, then try blowing him three a times a day and trying to satisfy him.

dynastoned 03-21-2011 02:49 PM

title: My boyfriend cheated on me
first sentence: He didnt really cheat on me

pristine 03-21-2011 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christina T. (Post 17994699)
He didnt really cheat on me because for a couple months for have been on a break but still dating.
I didn't cheat on him or do anything with anyone for the reason that we were gonna get back.
Today I get a message from this nasty girl on myspace telling me that he got
her pregnant and she's keeping and he wants her to get an abortion. I feel as though my life is a f*u*c*k*ing Jerry Springer episode.
I am disgusted, appauled, infuriated.
All of the above. I called him to confront him and he said that he has stopped talking to her (she was always kinda in the middle of our relationship in the past) and that
she is crazy and a liar. I honestly don't know what to beleive, because seriously that girl is a pyscho and used to lie about things all the times, things that
I really knew she was lying about. I don't know what to do with him, I am so disgusted. He said he will talk to me about it later, because he is with his friends right now and we need to talk in private.


ADVICE?!

I would bet money on the fact that you're all trailer park trash.

blackmonsters 03-21-2011 02:55 PM

Advice :

STFU and take 5 mins out of your day to find some new cock.

There's only like 2.5 billion of us left.

Wizzo 03-21-2011 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christina T. (Post 17994699)

ADVICE?!

Stop using MySpace, its now the trailer park of the Internet. :winkwink:

kristin 03-21-2011 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wizzo (Post 17994820)
Stop using MySpace, its now the trailer park of the Internet. :winkwink:

:thumbsup

NaughtyRob 03-21-2011 03:03 PM

Advice: Don't ask for this type of advice on GFY.

ottopottomouse 03-21-2011 03:03 PM


CurrentlySober 03-21-2011 03:06 PM

learn to like poo...

Site Collector 03-21-2011 03:06 PM

This could be on Jerry Springer, Maury Povish and in the early 90\'s The Richard Bay Show.

BAKO 03-21-2011 03:09 PM

Show us your tits first

TurboAngel 03-21-2011 03:14 PM

Well are you sorry you asked?

Elli 03-21-2011 03:16 PM

There's not much you can do except move on with your life. Either you can live with him and his maybe-baby or you can't.

Besides, it's kind of finders keepers, no? He left his sperm there and she found it.

MasterM 03-21-2011 03:17 PM

if she is pregnant you wont get your figure ruined :)

NaughtyVisions 03-21-2011 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli (Post 17994865)
Besides, it's kind of finders keepers, no? He left his sperm there and she found it.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:thumbsup

Spunky 03-21-2011 03:25 PM

Dump the zero and get a hero

Scott McD 03-21-2011 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dynastoned (Post 17994793)
title: My boyfriend cheated on me
first sentence: He didnt really cheat on me

Which is when i stopped reading...

Seth Manson 03-21-2011 03:31 PM

You obviously dont know how to play this fucking game, do you?

Tell him you are pregnant as well. Pour yourself a drink while watching him have a heart attack.

Nikki_Licks 03-21-2011 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twistyneck (Post 17994705)
I think what you should do is post about it on an adult forum where nobody gives a fuck.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 03-21-2011 03:43 PM

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/me...lson_haha2.jpg

BlackCrayon 03-21-2011 03:45 PM

well you're a dumb motherfucker for wanting to stay with him. end of story.

O MARINA 03-21-2011 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seth Manson (Post 17994915)
You obviously dont know how to play this fucking game, do you?

Tell him you are pregnant as well. Pour yourself a drink while watching him have a heart attack.



ahahahahahahaa!!!!!!!!

gfy is a tough crowd

SIK 03-21-2011 03:59 PM

tits please

NutraCash 03-21-2011 04:09 PM

did you lay out any ground rules during the break?

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 03-21-2011 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 17994832)

Fuck me, that video NEVER gets old. I want to take some sort of hip-hop dance classes so that if I ever find myself in this exact situation I can bust out the most amazingly choreographed "it ain't my baby" dance the world has ever seen.


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