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vsex 03-23-2011 01:53 PM

The Tourist. Worst movie ever?
 
Fuck me. I paid $5.99 on Directv to watch it and I want my money back + pain and suffering. What a terrible piece of shit this movie is! I cannot fathom how they can spend so much money, have 2 decent actors and they can't come up with a watchable movie.

Porko 03-23-2011 02:09 PM

Yeah, that movie sucks.
let me ask you, why don't you use NetFlix?

TopbucksMatt 03-23-2011 02:11 PM

What was so bad about it? I don't plan on seeing it but is it just a really, really shitty north by northwest rip-off?

ottopottomouse 03-23-2011 02:25 PM

Not the worst ever but i didn't think it was very good either.

Intrinsic 03-23-2011 02:33 PM

Rango was pretty cringeworthy too, whats going on Depp?

Si 03-23-2011 02:44 PM

Thought it was pretty good. Not great but good enough.

I suggest you watch Next 3 days with Russel Crowe, that was a really good movie I thought :thumbsup

CaptainHowdy 03-23-2011 02:44 PM

There are worse movies...

harvey 03-23-2011 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by vsex (Post 17999858)
Fuck me. I paid $5.99 on Directv to watch it and I want my money back + pain and suffering. What a terrible piece of shit this movie is! I cannot fathom how they can spend so much money, have 2 decent actors and they can't come up with a watchable movie.

Angelina Jolie's previous one (can't even remember the name) was hideous as well. Somebody made her believe she's OK for "Mata Hari meets Wonder Woman" roles :Oh crap

Si 03-23-2011 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by harvey (Post 17999987)
Angelina Jolie's previous one (can't even remember the name) was hideous as well. Somebody made her believe she's OK for "Mata Hari meets Wonder Woman" roles :Oh crap

Salt?

Haven't seen it. keep seeing it in blockbusters but it looks like one to avoid...

harvey 03-23-2011 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Si (Post 17999993)
Salt?

Haven't seen it. keep seeing it in blockbusters but it looks like one to avoid...

yeah, that one. I couldn't even finish it. At least The Tourist tried something that resembled a script. "Salt" is "hi, I'm an anorexic slut kicking asses. Although I look sick and close to death, I can face 100 guys with hi-tech weapons and kill everybody. The End."

Paul Markham 03-23-2011 02:54 PM

It wasn't that bad, just the ending was so bloody obvious from the start.

It was badly written.

Si 03-23-2011 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by harvey (Post 17999997)
yeah, that one. I couldn't even finish it. At least The Tourist tried something that resembled a script. "Salt" is "hi, I'm an anorexic slut kicking asses. Although I look sick and close to death, I can face 100 guys with hi-tech weapons and kill everybody. The End."

:1orglaugh

baddog 03-23-2011 03:01 PM

Have not seen it, but can it be worse than Nights in Rodanthe?

vsex 03-23-2011 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 18000020)
Have not seen it, but can it be worse than Nights in Rodanthe?

You watched that? LOL

JFK 03-23-2011 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 18000020)
Have not seen it, but can it be worse than Nights in Rodanthe?

No, dont think so :winkwink:

bronco67 03-23-2011 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vsex (Post 17999858)
Fuck me. I paid $5.99 on Directv to watch it and I want my money back + pain and suffering. What a terrible piece of shit this movie is! I cannot fathom how they can spend so much money, have 2 decent actors and they can't come up with a watchable movie.

I'm sure half the budget went to the lead actors fees. They're both the highest paid actors of their sexes. I doubt much else was left.

baddog 03-23-2011 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by vsex (Post 18000055)
You watched that? LOL

Not by choice. One of the pitfalls of having a g/f I guess. She assured me she would not do that again.

sandman! 03-23-2011 04:28 PM

salt was better then the tourist its not saying alot im just sayin.


Quote:

Originally Posted by harvey (Post 17999987)
Angelina Jolie's previous one (can't even remember the name) was hideous as well. Somebody made her believe she's OK for "Mata Hari meets Wonder Woman" roles :Oh crap



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