Now This Is What I Call A Healthy Diet
 

I cant eat when I first get up so at about 11:30 I had a chocolate bar washed down with a few swigs of coke(the drinking type) then I went to greggs and got a sausauge roll that was my morning sorted out.
At around 1pm I went and got a bacon roll that was washed down with yet more coke. After work I met my misses and decided to go to mc donalds and get a mc chicken sandwich and large fries and a cadburys flurry. When we got home 3 hours later we decided to get a few DVDs low and behold I bought two bags of popcorn I proceeded to eat one bag followed by two small bags of pork scracthings washed down with a cup of tea and a couple of small mini cadbury cakes.

Man that was the healthiest day I have had in years I must keep up the good work and continue my good healthy diet.

Tell you what though, my shit the next day was real fucking nasty and when I broke wind it was real bad...

only in america!

America? Guys dont drink tea in America.

;-)

Or eat "small mini cadbury cakes"

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that's because they are properly referred to as *muffins* stateside.

these little babys

http://www.britstore.co.uk/photos/Ca...on_12_Pack.jpg

do those come in cinnamon?

lol no never seen them in cinnamon

no wonder they are not avail in u.s.!