So I just told a girl Im dating I work in porn.
 

She was shocked, Im not sure she will talk to me again.

Links Pulled.

Better to find out now, then later down the road when you're invested.

u don't work in porn

Who fuck her, if she can't stand it you dont need it :)

u better pull your sig links :winkwink:

did you tell her you work in porn or did you tell her you pretend to work in porn and live with your mom?

Hi 2010 n00b...

that's a yes.

You don't "work in porn" if you are an affiliate. That would mean every punjab with a magazine rack in his 7/11 is working in porn too...

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I think I just heard your mom yelling down to you that it's dinner time

no kidding, you do online affiliate marketing... and few of your sponsors happen to be in the entertainment industry.... :winkwink: :thumbsup

Seriously ...:thumbsup
The biggest mistake that makes a man when he wants to return his love that does not give her enough time to think about what she did wrong. You should give her time to her to think what she did. If you live together, then relocated for some time to your friends or you can move to another room.

You must show her that you can live without it. To do this you must look good. Make a new haircut, buy new clothes. Looks trendy. Meet new people. Be energetic, positive, smiling, joking with everybody. Show everyone that you are not depressed. Go to parties. You can even flirt with the girls, but only a flirtation, nothing more, no kissing and sex.

you should have waited until the 5th date to tell your blowup doll you worked in porn

Hey man you dont mess with mizmiz cause hes crazy so stfu and suck my dick you piece of shit loser.
and BTW I dont think 195 pounds of muscles looks like that.
Im hot man and sexy. Im so hot I fucked ur dad in the ass.

I always told my girlfriends I didn't work in porn.

I told them there was no film in the camera and I was just a perv who liked looking at naked girls. While I was shooting them.

Guaranteed to get me laid. :1orglaugh

i am doing an online marketing, always ... :)

His his case "pussy pulled"

I'm an internet beggar ...

Hey captain what do u tell girls u date u work at?

It will be a mistake when they tell family at dinner.

Virtual leaflet handler / banner carrier ...

Thats what I say to my mom. :pimp
But, she has seen some pay checks to some girls/models and clothes to photo sessions.

It would be okay to her if I told her...
BUT SAY THAT TO MY GF.................. THATS A FUCKING DIFFERENT SHIT. HOLY SHIT.

Wharever... :thumbsup

Then she asks, what do u sell? whats ur url?

I told 2 girls that I shoot porn, producer + stunt cock. Another girl found out by herself. All 3 want(ed) to be my girlfriend.

Did you meet her on Xprofiles?

"dating"??

there is your first mistake

what do you do in porn? you shoot it? you act in?

or do you just run websites? running websites does not equal "working in porn" unless you think the guy who mops the peep booths when people leave also "works in porn"

it's online marketing why do they need to know that you do porn?!

:2 cents:

however, as soon as they hear 'adult' it's game over.. make sure you frame the conversation as 'i work online promoting a few 'mainstream companies names', but just so you know, i also sell some good adult sites if the offer is right'

Most girls get over it when they see/spend the cheques ...

Give her a couple days to mull it over, and then call her ....

She's either going to want nothing to do with you, or Peter North's autograph!:1orglaugh

One of my corporate clients is a large pizza chain ... so I just tell family and new acquaintances that I am [pizza chain]'s webmaster (which is not a lie).

My mother knows what I do, and is perfectly fine with it as long as I am "not involved with child porn" ... but uncles, aunts, grandmother, etc., are told the pizza chain webmaster gig, which covers for making a "decent" income too!

At one point, my mother and my sister (both between jobs) were submitting galleries for me!! :D

And you give her the url to a dummy site you make up with mainstream links for that express purpose. It helps when traveling and having to deal with customs too.

Hi 2002 newb

Tell her you're a traffic guru.

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She didn't mind when I told her I worked in porn.......


Actually - I've learned to tell them up front - you would be amazed how many girls just don't care.

Lots of fish in the sea

I only date whores and whore wannabees so who cares.

Nice... 400+ views

Welcome to my world.

I am famous

Tell her you made a simple computer program that runs thousands of Craigslist ads sending visitors to AdultFrindFinder.

What do you do in porn?

Your so hot you fucked his dad in his ass??? WTF :Oh crap

you either tell her the truth, or just improvise, use some imagination, it's not rocket science... tell her you are a marketing consultant and that you don't actually run any sites, if she accidentally one day sees porn on your screen, you can just say "yea, I didn't want to take on this gig, but they paid $100k so I figured why not?"... tell her they are one of many clients, make some fake $100k invoice leave it on the desk... or better yet, pretend your fax is broken and ask her to fax it over from work to a free fax number you setup online.. lol.. etc..

it's really not hard at all... :2 cents:

My girlfriend has no issues with porn, in fact she enjoys all the "Freebies" I get and has her friends asking for some toys too!

If she doesn't like Porn her vagina smells worse than my asshole

This is most likely your problem with women, not that you 'work' in porn.

Who the fuck cares what a woman thinks?

Send her a random text calling her a different name. "Hey Ashley im totally wasted what are you up to tonight?".

Then ignore her incoming texts.

This will piss her off and i guarantee you will be in control. Women dont give a fuck what you do, they just want to test you to see if they can be in control. When they feel like they have lost control they will be all over you.

i tell people ,
i do online marketing/seo,
they ask url , i show them site looks like 90's.

you don't have to MAKE PORN

to WORK WITH PORN

There's obviously PRIMARY, SECONDARY and TERNARY Adult Industries here!

way to go...