Things to ponder thread
 

Never forget, whenever you smell someone's fart, you are breathing air into your lungs that has been inside someone's asshole. :2 cents:

I had my hair cut today and the fat lady burped, all I could taste was feces and a mixture of Taco Bell. Wouldn't be so bad if she wasn't so fat. Made me sick though. Still tipped her $3.50.

edit: hair cut by Bo Rics. Disgraceful on my part. <--- more things to ponder

If a man is talking in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?.

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Most drinking water has already been drunk by several people before it comes out of your taps.