Paul Markham is Dead?
 

I've been told that Paul Markham actually died years ago. Whoever is using his account is just a stupid troll that somehow got ahold of his account. Can anyone verify this? Seems to make a lot of sense to me. :thumbsup

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who else would take that much time to write 5 paragraph posts all day?

Lmao! Snap!

Good luck trying to verify.

Shit/storm coming this way! All personals to hit exit thread now!

Hi there. :D

Baby heads make the best floor swiffers.

you going to feel when he keels over doing a wolf howling at the moon puzzle today?

asshole.

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that would be fucking sick and honestly i don't know how everyone else is feeling but fake death threads are not funny so please back it up before posting. not pointing this at you directly but with the losses this industry had this last week, including someone close to me, i demand banning for posting such threads and removal of said threads immediately. sorry i sound bitchy, its been a long, sad week :(

someone told me on icq chronig died in a tragic bus accident last week so i don't know who is posting this shit. maybe his maid or pool boy.

please hold off on the calls for banning until we can sort this mess out. i will call his mother to confirm.

Homegrown Video pays respects to the classics
 

I am Spartacus.

A thread inside a thread?? :1orglaugh ...

I've been reading Paul's post for about 4-5 years, trust me it's the same guy.

Paul died years ago. Just never had the grace to fall down.

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Chronig, you and Choker have made the same mistake.

No worries, still live and ironing.

http://paulmarkham.com/temp/ironing.jpg

Just back from the gym and feeling it. :thumbsup

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he posts recent pics, so no, as ive always said markham lives!!

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Looking good Paul!

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ok thanx for your ironing pic lol

i can feel the Iron-y :D

Yeah , he looks so Natural:upsidedow

Confirmed.

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He just sounds dead ...

paul, i need advice.... whats the best way to shoot someone ironing?

Bruce Willis is dead

That's easy, you take a pic 3 years ago and just post it continually. He has that one, the one of him pretending to inject liquid food, and the one of his manwife looking really comfortable next to him with her arms folded.

I've never known a tog recycle 3 images more than Markham.

Maybe he thinks we won't notice his content rotation like he thinks his customers don't?

Put the camera on the tripod, set the timer for 5 seconds, rush round and pose with a silly smile on your face and wait for the flash to go off. Turn off iron first or risk burning daughters only T Shirt. :1orglaugh

Never shoot someone with a gun while they're ironing.

It will mean you have to do it and it will get blood on your only shirt. :1orglaugh

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I'm not going to risk taking him off ignore until someone posts proof!

You may have a long wait my friend!

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no, just steve jobs.

No idea what your talking about. Please enlighten me Paul.

Don't you have women do this for you? I haven't ironed since I was like 16.

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