Damn. I didn't get invited to The Royal Wedding.
 

David Beckham, Guy Ritchie, Mr. Bean, some jocks who play weirdo sports, Joss Stone (?!), The Sultan of Brunei...but not me, the famous Billy Watson.

I dunno what the world is coming to.

Don't feel bad, me neither :/

after party dood, queen bukkake crackers and tea homie

I politely declined.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Who cares about it, royal couple fuck them, i have bigger problems

Dude - Don't tell me you'll be watching the shitty royal wedding.
Seriously... they are all a bunch of immigrants from Greece and Germany anyway.

Just check their lineage.

I'd rather get rid of them than contribute to their comfortable living with my tax contributions.

I haven't met a single person who cares yet.

My invite was lost in the mail.
Thankfully.

Nope. I just needed a topic to create a thread. :error

Fucking retarded.

You didn't miss much

Saint Walpurgis eve date for Royal Wedding

29th of April.

Saint Walpurgis Eve.

Another Satanic Holiday that is well known amongst Satanists, is the night of Walpurgis Eve. This was a pre-christian holiday that was eventually taken over by the Roman Church who had named it after Saint Walpurga. It was a day when bonfires were built to ward away the spirits of the dead. This holiday is also associated with the spring celebration of Beltane, celebrated by some Wiccans. It is celebrated in Europe with festivals and prank-playing, and is also known as the Easter fires. The next day is Spring day, or May day [May First]

This is a Satanic Holiday, because it was on this night, that Anton LaVey established the Church of Satan. He considered Walpurgis night to be the "most demonic holiday of the year", besides Halloween. According to him "when witches and devils roam the earth, orgiastically glorifying the fruition of the Spring equinox: Walpurgisnacht, the night of April 30th—May 1st."

So, according to tradition, LaVey shaved his head during the ritual of the founding of the church, in a theatrical move that was to represent the executioner's look. Along with this was an incantation that 'rejected the holy trinity and the spiritual life in favor of one devoted to Hell and material pursuits.'

From this, LaVey declared the Aeon of Satan, and 1966 Year One, Anno Satanas

You can be my plus one:thumbsup

Sausage links pulled!

maybe you can stop by with a couple of brothers and shoot the honeymoon?

Do you want me to phone Wills and get you added?

You can sit next to me in the Abbey. LOL

Who will be there for a photo shoot of the honeymoon?

Anal Hobbit is hosting a vip bukkake party after the wedding, he has few invites left for friends so ask him to get one :)

I didn't get an invite either. Boo Hoo. And porn girls add such class to any event.
Sadie Dazzle

Modern love story and biggest wedding of our generation!

HAHAHA -- I just shot a CuckoldSessions.com with the wedding day scenario. The cuck freaks should love it.

LMK if ya wanna buy the wedding gown I have :)

Does guys still have monarchy over there?? How cute!!

Actually, I'm interested. I get them out of thrift stores for +-$50. If yours isn't too $$, hit me up on ICQ.

What size is it, 42 regular? lol

great shape... paid $50 as well... no ICQ