Cool?
 

Palm trees around. Sunshine. Not humid but rather warm. Pretty laid back and reasonably priced, rather cheap. Spaceous apartment, private yard. Internet is fast enough to work and downlaod stuff online. Flip-flops most of the day, mostly half drunk all day long...

Paradise?

P.S.: Blow job on demand.

Palm trees around. Sunshine. Very humid sometimes, warm. Pretty laid back and reasonably priced. Spacious townhouse, beautifully landscaped. Internet is fast enough to work and downlaod stuff online. Flip-flops most of the day, clothing optional, mostly half drunk all day long ... Lots of sex.

My neighborhood :)

That's why you and Amp get my vote. And yes, my description is about my neighborhood.

Snakes, giant cockroaches, Malaria mosquitos, ladyboy hookers... yes and palm trees

I once killed a giant roach, well, as giant as i can imagine. I cornered that bitch and humiliated it. Malaria sucks big time, whiteys dont like.

yep.. life is good

High HIV prevalence, super high crime rates, inherent xenophobia, no post sale customer protection laws, questionable hygiene in food establishments, extreme corruption, dangerous and inconsiderate traffic...

You can live within the same budget in any western country. Just go live in a trailer in the corner of some shady ghetto, eat left overs from the garbage bin and you'll see it's possible to live on the cheap there too. It's because you are willing to accept shitty living conditions you would never accept in a western country, that's why you find living in a shithole cool...

Thats extremely unfriendly of you. Canada still keeps my money and tells me lies about returning my funds.