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Deputy Chief Command 04-28-2011 05:52 PM

the typical mac user exposed!
 
http://themacuser.org/

cracks me up everytime I see it ! apple fanboys getting excited over the usual

Amputate Your Head 04-28-2011 05:54 PM

What a lousy website. Must have been created on a WinBlows machine. :2 cents:

Deputy Chief Command 04-28-2011 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 18095102)
What a lousy website. Must have been created on a WinBlows machine. :2 cents:

I bet it was :thumbsup:1orglaugh

SBJ 04-28-2011 06:11 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Anyone catch the New South Park last night? It was all about the ipad and apple
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clip...ry-new-product

DangerX !!! 04-28-2011 07:05 PM

lol       

tabasco 04-28-2011 07:11 PM

http://www.bigbootyheaven.com/Pics/48eb20fb1302772.gif

AAB 04-28-2011 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deputy Chief Command (Post 18095100)

Brilliant. The most accurate desription of a Mac fanboy to date :thumbsup

harvey 04-28-2011 07:46 PM

http://www.mulaz.org/spam/wp-content...1314278408.jpg

http://hilltopit.com/blog/wp-content...c_vs_Amiga.jpg

harvey 04-28-2011 07:49 PM

http://dvice.com/pics/MacPC.jpg

http://www.magicmonkeys.co.uk/games/files/macvspc.jpg

harvey 04-28-2011 07:51 PM

http://www.jeremyperson.com/wp-conte...8/06/macpc.jpg

harvey 04-28-2011 07:56 PM

http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/...6070370598.png
http://www.funnypictures.net.au/imag...-im-a-mac-.jpg

harvey 04-28-2011 07:59 PM

http://seemslegit.com/_images/01c2d4...%20windows.jpg

http://www.ihasafunny.com/wp-content...ny-534x427.jpg

jimmy-3-way 04-28-2011 08:40 PM

Don't worry Harvey, one day you can afford a Mac.

harvey 04-28-2011 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way (Post 18095280)
Don't worry Harvey, one day you can afford a Mac.

I hope so :(

wanna lend me some monies?

L-Pink 04-28-2011 09:08 PM

This thread is some funny shit !

96ukssob 04-28-2011 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way (Post 18095280)
Don't worry Harvey, one day you can afford a Mac.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh most people I know who make fun of Apple products mainly do so because they can not afford them, so justify that with insulting a product that is out of their "allowance"

my one friend works a shitty wage job and struggles to get by living with a random roommate he met online. hes had the same phone for about 5 years and makes fun of me all the time for my iPhone, always reminding me of "remember when you couldn't picture message HA HA HAAA" yeah asshole, you STILL cant on your POS phone.

well he JUST bought an iPhone 3G from AT&T for their $50 deal and now raves about how great it is... same guy who was blasting me for spending $300 on it when it came out and had to remind me he waited almost 3 years and saved $250 bucks.

harvey 04-29-2011 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 18095414)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh most people I know who make fun of Apple products mainly do so because they can not afford them, so justify that with insulting a product that is out of their "allowance"

my one friend works a shitty wage job and struggles to get by living with a random roommate he met online. hes had the same phone for about 5 years and makes fun of me all the time for my iPhone, always reminding me of "remember when you couldn't picture message HA HA HAAA" yeah asshole, you STILL cant on your POS phone.

well he JUST bought an iPhone 3G from AT&T for their $50 deal and now raves about how great it is... same guy who was blasting me for spending $300 on it when it came out and had to remind me he waited almost 3 years and saved $250 bucks.

I'm poor, don't make fun of me, better help me instead :(

sambucas 04-29-2011 12:36 AM

You know, I'm on iMac and I'll remember to laugh at this joke with my girlfriend later today.

p.s.
Nice wires!

Emil 04-29-2011 01:43 AM

When I was at the airport some dude sat there with his mac laptop.
I got so annoyed because he had a shirt that looked exactly like this:

http://www.ringbrynja.com/Graphics/10mm2brynja_big.jpg

He sat there with his ugly shirt, red hair and played with his "look at me, im sooo special-computer".

DamianJ 04-29-2011 01:51 AM

FUCKING GREAT! Another Macs/PC thread!

Can we do another Android/iPhone or Foreskin/Cut one too!

THESE ARE ALWAYS BRILLIANT!!!111oneoneone

(cocks)

seeandsee 04-29-2011 02:37 AM

this is some kind of viral 'shit' ? :D

UniqueD 04-29-2011 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emil (Post 18095538)
When I was at the airport some dude sat there with his mac laptop.
I got so annoyed because he had a shirt that looked exactly like this:

http://www.ringbrynja.com/Graphics/10mm2brynja_big.jpg

He sat there with his ugly shirt, red hair and played with his "look at me, im sooo special-computer".

It's funny how it bothers you that a dude was using his laptop at an airport. How dare that smug fucker.

Emil 04-29-2011 02:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UniqueD (Post 18095583)
It's funny how it bothers you that a dude was using his laptop at an airport. How dare that smug fucker.

It was he's ugly fucking clothes that annoyed me, not that he used a "computer".

CurrentlySober 04-29-2011 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deputy Chief Command (Post 18095100)

I like mac...

Django 04-29-2011 03:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18095543)
FUCKING GREAT! Another Macs/PC thread!

Can we do another Android/iPhone or Foreskin/Cut one too!

THESE ARE ALWAYS BRILLIANT!!!111oneoneone

(cocks)

:1orglaugh

Chosen 04-29-2011 05:58 AM

This thread delivers :1orglaugh

pornmasta 04-29-2011 06:30 AM

http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/m...vs-freebsd.jpg

Vick! 04-29-2011 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 18095414)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh most people I know who make fun of Apple products mainly do so because they can not afford them, so justify that with insulting a product that is out of their "allowance"

my one friend works a shitty wage job and struggles to get by living with a random roommate he met online. hes had the same phone for about 5 years and makes fun of me all the time for my iPhone, always reminding me of "remember when you couldn't picture message HA HA HAAA" yeah asshole, you STILL cant on your POS phone.

well he JUST bought an iPhone 3G from AT&T for their $50 deal and now raves about how great it is... same guy who was blasting me for spending $300 on it when it came out and had to remind me he waited almost 3 years and saved $250 bucks.

What about the assholes who roam around with Xperia Arc, N8, HTC Inspire, LG Optimus in their hands and still blast iPhone like a motherfucker? :winkwink:

bronco67 04-29-2011 07:53 AM

Thanks for that image. I couldn't get it out of my mind and have been haunted by the idea that's going on somewhere in the world.

harvey 04-29-2011 11:10 AM

First, one thing: I really don't give a damn about Apple vs PC and all your teenager fandom. I realize that they're just companies counting money by billions and they laugh at the idiots spending more and more money on them and running pro and anti crusades. I just found those images funny

Second: what this thread tells us all is that it's pretty evident Apple users posting here didn't buy the "sense of humor" app. Available at Mac Store. And yes, it's SHINY! :winkwink:


ineedafix 04-29-2011 11:39 AM

As soon as you can use Final Cut Pro on a windows machine let me know.

cooldude7 04-29-2011 11:48 AM

thats site looks 90's

anyways , i dont like limitations and restriction so i am PC, i can change/modify any hardware anytime.,.,
i am PC with linux.

harvey 04-29-2011 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ineedafix (Post 18096614)
As soon as you can use Final Cut Pro on a windows machine let me know.

as soon as you launch a rocket with a Mac, just lmk :winkwink:

I just can imagine the situation:

Quote:

- Houston, we have a problem!
- What's going on?
- We can't land on Mars, the computer is asking us for the landing app, and to buy the "Space Odyssey" iTune
- ..... OK, permission granted, just buy those fucking apps and iTunes and land on Mars!
- OK, we're on it, roger
- .....
- Errr.... Houston, another problem....
- Now what?
- We installed the apps but now they don't work because our movements weren't tracked by our iPhones, probably because we don't have any iPhone here!
- ....
- ...but it says we can override that by buying the "Exception Tracking for Outer Space Exploring" app on Mac Store
- (eating his hat) OK, buy ANYTHING YOU NEED, just land!
- OK, thank you
- errr... Housty.... mmmm.... more problems
- NOW WHAAAAT?!?!?!?!
- The new app won't work in our latest Mac model because they launched a new one yesterday. They suggested us to get back to Earth, buy a new Mac and then the app will work
- (with a gun to his head) Abort mission....
- .... we would love to, buy we don't have the "abort mission" app, nor the "Getting back home" iTune and our CC was rejected
- .....

96ukssob 04-29-2011 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by harvey (Post 18095474)
I'm poor, don't make fun of me, better help me instead :(

help me, help you! see sig :thumbsup :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Amputate Your Head 04-29-2011 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by harvey (Post 18096678)
as soon as you launch a rocket with a Mac, just lmk :winkwink:

Using Final Cut pertains to your business. Launching rockets does not. Now, you tell me which is more important to you.

harvey 04-29-2011 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 18096702)
Using Final Cut pertains to your business. Launching rockets does not. Now, you tell me which is more important to you.

I launch rockets in my free time :thumbsup

and btw, never used Final Cut, so couldn't care less about it :winkwink:



even David Bowie sings about what happened to Major Tom for not having the right apps!

czarina 04-29-2011 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by harvey (Post 18095222)

haha big lol

GatorB 04-29-2011 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 18095102)
What a lousy website. Must have been created on a WinBlows machine. :2 cents:

spoken like a true hater machead cult member. If Steve Jobs took a dump, painted it white, slapped a Apple logo on it it called it the Iturd and charged $500 for it, you'd probably buy it.

Chosen 04-29-2011 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18095603)
I like mac...

:1orglaugh

NickB. 04-29-2011 12:52 PM

I feel offended hahahaha
I love my macbook pro 15inch L0ng Tym

PR_Glen 04-29-2011 01:34 PM

depends what you need it for really right? I tried switching to mac for video editing back when i still did that kind of thing but never really liked it.

Emil that isn't a shirt it's frikken chain mail! surely they used this at some point in your countries history :)

camperjohn64 04-29-2011 04:29 PM

I laughed at these. Good thread!

Grapesoda 04-29-2011 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 18095414)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh most people I know who make fun of Apple products mainly do so because they can not afford them, so justify that with insulting a product that is out of their "allowance"

my one friend works a shitty wage job and struggles to get by living with a random roommate he met online. hes had the same phone for about 5 years and makes fun of me all the time for my iPhone, always reminding me of "remember when you couldn't picture message HA HA HAAA" yeah asshole, you STILL cant on your POS phone.

well he JUST bought an iPhone 3G from AT&T for their $50 deal and now raves about how great it is... same guy who was blasting me for spending $300 on it when it came out and had to remind me he waited almost 3 years and saved $250 bucks.

I can afford mac stuff and I have a great time making fun of them... and the reason I can afford mac is becasue I don't buy shit for 40% over cost :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Grapesoda 04-29-2011 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 18096702)
Using Final Cut pertains to your business. Launching rockets does not. Now, you tell me which is more important to you.

I do fine with vegas... be really hard to justify 10-15K and not gain anything exept be 'extra' cool at the coffee shop.... and BTW I got a few good laughs from this thread :thumbsup

Smokieflame 04-29-2011 10:15 PM

Im a mac user and I do not look like that!

harvey 04-29-2011 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smokieflame (Post 18097668)
Im a mac user and I do not look like that!

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/j...ts_or_gtfo.jpg

link hotten proof link: http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/j...ts_or_gtfo.jpg

martinsc 04-30-2011 12:29 AM

:1orglaugh

AAB 04-30-2011 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 18095414)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh most people I know who make fun of Apple products mainly do so because they can not afford them, so justify that with insulting a product that is out of their "allowance"

Buying an Apple product is a sigh on lacking wits and general dumbness. I can affor any Mac in the world, but it's like paying an S class Mercedes price for a Segway. Even if you can afford to pay the money an S class would cost, you would have to be dumb to spend so much for a Segway. Anyone who wastes too much money to get too little is plain dumb. Whether they can afford it or not has precious little to do with it. Being dumb on the other hand - everything. Mac users = clueless, dumb fucks that get to 5 trying to add 2 and 2.

Chosen 04-30-2011 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by harvey (Post 18097716)

:1orglaugh:thumbsup


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