Best way to get the wife to stop busting balls?
 

Help me........

Take her heels away, and don't keep laying on the floor?

Put Nair in her shampoo.

stop being such a loser

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Great advices so far :1orglaugh

Best way? Divorce. :1orglaugh

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Keep your pimp hand strong.

Try a Nutty Buddy athletic cup...

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Otherwise, man up or else get used to it:

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ADG

Get off your ass and help her clean the house, make dinner and take care of the kids and I guarantee you she'll stop bitching.

A lil sex too :2 cents:

Try being a real man and/or walking alone in life.

I would never let any woman tell me what to do AT ALL.

Why I am alone tonight. But I am peaceful. :)

Every form of refuge has it's price.

(nothing personal, just how i feel on this topic and you asked :) )

Just do what she asks. It usually takes less time and you don't have to listen to her bitch more than the once she asks.

Though, it's easier for me to suggest doing this than it is to do it myself. :1orglaugh

Then again most of yopu fuckers (not all) wouldn't have amounted to shit if you had to do it ALL last 10 years.

So you are hooked for life. Enjoy it and dont be jealous of me. My life looks easy. But you could never do it and be happy. So grin and bare it. :) :2 cents:

I am the housewife in my situation. My kids and the house are my full time job.

leave your computer on google search " how to kill your wife and get away with it "

These are the guys I truly respect. I have no kids and still earning a living and doing all the other stuff takes all I got as the years go on.

Then to have kids. Forget about it. :)

So my respects to you. You are really the backbone of this country.

I wish I had a woman at times to do all the shit work but I just dont want to compromise at this point. Maybe in the future I will, we'll see.

Just have to run a lean and mean ship :)

But yeah I get a bit jealous of married guys and yet the funny thing is they are jealous of my freedom. :)

So I take a shot at them once in awhile. Nothing personal to anyone. :)

Edit: Actually I may have read you wrong.. if the wife is out working.. then ... :) not as much respect. :) j/k

We are happily unmarried. Maybe that helps matters. :winkwink:

Totally jealous of anyone who has time for themselves.

But thanks. It is a mostly thankless job and even my girl has trouble understanding what a full 13 hour day with three kids under three is like. When she gets home, I work and go to school. Wash. Rinse and Repeat.

So worth it:

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Happy wife, happy life.

They changed it up for Jerry Maguire.

I love my life. I love my wife.

stop being a pussy :thumbsup

Give her your credit card

Just give her the old "Shit changes right now" speach, and explain to her that nobody is blocking the doorway if she doesnt like it.

And secretly pray than she takes the doorway option. Have a spare set of locks on hand so you can start changing them before she has even backed her car out of the driveway.

Respect fully restored. :)

True. And most guys end up doing whatever she says.

But, bottom line this is the best form of refuge. Just doesnt end up that way for some of us tho. :)

So we are forced to do house work. :disgust The bane of all man.

I have dusting I have been working on getting to for weeks. :) When I finish the last room the frst room will be ready to dust. Wtf!

Happily married dudes... kiss her for me. You got the world by the ass. :)

But I LOVE hearing about the unhappily married ones. hehe j/k

Fuck her sister

Well, I learned that mantra after two divorces. I just pass along advice to newlyweds.

Honest answer?

Either put up with her or walk out the fucking door and never look back.

I see it happen to almost all married guys. Either you go along with their program or you get no peace.

I suppose when the guy who does step up and basicly tell them to (cover your ears) SHUT UP.

Then all hell breaks loose. So there are no middle roads in marriage. :)

My buddy used to always come over after he got married cause, "she lets me have my freedom".
Well that slooowly disintegrates and now basicly "the wife doesnt like me gone" and this is a macho guy.

Actually he could prob leave and visit if he wanted but here is a secret single guys:

As time goes along these married guys get very cushy in their lifestyle. (meals made - oh fuck can we talk? :) ) They got the world by the ass. They dont WANT to leave home. They dont want to rock the boat. :)

They are indoctrinated. But they are happy. And they're smart. :)

So I go over there and visit.. Aaah I get a lil tlc that way.

But to have someone cook for me and always have the food done, laundry, shopping, need I go on.. is so foreign to me.

I will prob settle down.. maybe.. I can no longer get what I want.. so I must compromise.. but it is no longer about sex of course after 50 really.. so maybe I'll find a friend someday to cook for me. :)

freedom is the number one important thing there is, it is insane to give that up just for some cooking and sex (which becomes mind numbingly boring with the same partner after the 1000th time)

I have no desire at all to compromise my freedoms and get roped into the torture of a confined relationship ever again, I wish I knew many years ago what it took me a long time of trial and error to find out, I can't stand the idea of being tied down to one person, no matter how good they are :2 cents:

Wemon are just plain meanys, there is nothing you can do but give them money.

Good points. I always believed freedom is most important too. And I am prob not the easiest to live with plus I get tired of people very easily too.

It is the compromise we all have to live with.

I have been alone most of my life from the time of being a young boy (without all the details) so I have a strong sense of self and always pulling my own weight and being able to be happy alone.

But I am pragmatic enough to know that two people are better than one as you go through the drudgery of day to day life and as the years go on. Just has to be the right two.

Cooking, a lil dusting, basicly only pulling my own weight is not that bad. Thanks to this biz. :) If I worked a 9-5 I would prob find someone immediately. That would be overwhelming.

There is always someone pulling more weight than I am. Still ya got to complain once in a while. :)

still disagree with this, I've had multiple long relationships, and honestly being single is better, it took me a while to mature enough to ignore societal pressures and also to realize that other than the immediate lure of sexual relations followed by the addictiveness of the familiar, it was really a huge compromise of oneself to stay in a relationship, and it was an easy thing to slip into deeper and deeper to where the complications of splitting up made it easier to stay trapped in the relationship.

No matter how great the partner is, it is a tremendous burden to have to deal with, but once you are free again and over the emotional addiction so that you look back with clear mind you realize how important and valuable that true freedom is. :2 cents:

And frankly I am glad you are cause that is what I want to hear. Thanks. :)

Only 3% of guys never marry. Yes 3 out of 100 never marry. Very few. And that includes everyone, retards, felons ect :)

I have never been married. So all my BS is really just bs.

So maybe I am in the drivers seat. :) Maybe I am to be envied by my trapped married peers. :)

Anyhow, good stuff. I am no hurry to meet anyone. Money is still god to me. After I get enuf of that then we'll see what happens.

I wont give my freedom up easily. My freedom and a few Benjamins ($100 bills) buys me a good time, makes everything fine, smooths all bumps, hires someone to f'n dust :) ect so I still have my head screwed on right and freedom is most important to me.

Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs ... is all it really is :)

Once you got plenty of $$$ then why be alone? Might as well seek the next level.. companionship is it? lol do i have to get the MHON chart :)

I want to be married and miserable too. I havnt been "stung" yet.

Thanks for waking me up. :) I was slipping for a moment there. :)

even if I had ten million dollars in the bank, it wouldn't change the fact that I don't want anyone around every day annoying the fuck out of me

The critical time guys is your 30's. If you dont marry or get something going then because you ran off and joined the foreign legion or traveled the world or whatever.. before you know it 40 comes around.

Then hard times can happen or certain circumstances and before you know it you are 50 and as we all know at 50 it is..

Over Johnny

unless you got money, otherwise why bother. After 50 you have to make money as 80 is right around the corner. :)

So watch yourselves boyz, it can happen to you. :)

stop being a repulsive selfish slob?

LOL :thumbsup

I just havent been stung. I feel much better now. :)

30, 40, 50, 60 ... they are all numbers, you still just wake up in the morning and go about your day, do stuff to entertain yourself, eat some meals of food you like, it's all just life, it is over sooner or later for all of us, there is no need to get all profound about it ("oh no, I'm 50 and single!!"), just live how you want to live, have fun, do what you like to do and avoid doing what you don't like to do, and avoid getting yourself stuck in situations where you end up doing what you don't like to do because it is avoiding some greater uncomfort (like a girlfriend or spouse getting an attitude, etc.)

LOL that would work .. an honest critique, thanks. :)

Still why do I need to be (whats the opposite of repulsive...) a politician?

Cmon, do I come off that bad? :)

I guess I am in the right biz then. :)

Good advice and I really appreciate it. 40 was easy for me, 50 broke my balls a bit for some reason. So I can use the advice.

Actually 488 I am a pussycat in real life and on the boards too aint I (for the most part)

I just am like the feral cat, been alone along time to change now. I aint looking for any dates or whatever.

The advantage of being alone and happy with myself (being able to sit in a dark room with myself as they say) is..

i can tell you all to fuckoff and truley still be happy alone and yes you tend to give up the social conventions after awhile so maybe I come across as self centered cause i prob em I suppose.

Fuck I gave up the phone for 8 years. There is no bigger loner than me and yes that tends to make you get tough or die i guess and you come across as rather gruff. But in person I am a pussycat.

The guy smiling at you and filling you with bs is prob trying to sell you something. I am for real. I am selling nothing. Remember that.

I am not a people person but I have friends close friends, have had relationships, have a daughter from a relationship 30 years ago, just never been married.

get her pissed and slap her during sex... might work, and if not, you slapped her!

theres no real happiness living and being alone

but being someone that make you smile and laugh and ofcourse and being

with her that makes you a better man and real man

and that will make you happy at the rest of your life

being alone is just being lost and unhappy!

The last few years have been tough.. in a nutshell I buried mom on March 14 after caring for her and going from two years of assisted living to one year of nursing home to the her last days. Very tough stuff. It changed me a bit.

I found out no man is an island. My friends were there for me.

Maybe I am warming up to coming out of my hole. :)

I dont want no sympathy but I was a mama's boy. My father was killed whan I was 11. My older borther was already in Vietnam. It was me and her for 43 years till she hit age 95. When I say that I have lived on my own since age 18 but I visited her every two weeks for twenty years to do waht she needed done.

I never missed a visit in over 20 years. Every two weeks.

Growing up without a father set me way back. I realize that now. No excuses but maybe you need to hear more about this slob.

Walk a mile in my shoes before playing the slob card. You dont even know me. And that is how it will stay.

went through the same. don't think i'm any worse or better, but changes one somehow.

directed towards the op not you.