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onwebcam 05-02-2011 12:09 AM

Osama supposedly buried at sea already
 
What a fucking joke..

xNetworx 05-02-2011 12:10 AM

Oh this is fucking gay

moeloubani 05-02-2011 12:15 AM

Why is that a joke? Did you guys want his head for a spike? LOL Who cares he is dead his body is just a shell now.

Agent 488 05-02-2011 12:17 AM

they have to bury within 24 hours in accordance with islamic law.

maybe watch al jazzera instead of infowars.

onwebcam 05-02-2011 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by moeloubani (Post 18101322)
Why is that a joke? Did you guys want his head for a spike? LOL Who cares he is dead his body is just a shell now.

It's a joke because it's all a big fucking lie. Mass manipulation.

Coup 05-02-2011 12:20 AM

This is was a missed opportunity for Jeff Dunham to put on the best damned puppet show of his life. it's shame really.

onwebcam 05-02-2011 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 18101325)
they have to bury within 24 hours in accordance with islamic law.

maybe watch al jazzera instead of infowars.

How convenient for confirmation purposes eh? I guess we'll never really know huh? We just have to trust our very trusting leaders. We're suppose to believe he's dead this time over the several other times he was declared dead..

moeloubani 05-02-2011 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onwebcam (Post 18101330)
How convenient for confirmation purposes eh? I guess we'll never really know huh? We just have to trust our very trusting leaders. We're suppose to believe he's dead this time over the several other times he was declared dead..

How many other times has a US president come out and said that Osama Bin Laden is dead?

helterskelter808 05-02-2011 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 18101325)
they have to bury within 24 hours in accordance with islamic law.

maybe watch al jazzera instead of infowars.

Did they also blow his brains out in accordance with Islamic law? :1orglaugh

If this (burial) is true then they're not even trying to make this bullshit assassination story credible.

SuckOnThis 05-02-2011 12:23 AM

Go take your fuckin meds.

onwebcam 05-02-2011 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by moeloubani (Post 18101331)
How many other times has a US president come out and said that Osama Bin Laden is dead?

By Toby Harnden in Washington 12:01AM GMT 28 Dec 2001

"The recording was dismissed by the Bush administration yesterday as sick propaganda possibly designed to mask the fact the al-Qa'eda leader was already dead."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...t-message.html

Emil 05-02-2011 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 18101325)
they have to bury within 24 hours in accordance with islamic law.

maybe watch al jazzera instead of infowars.

Yeah and the US troops always follow islamic law.
What a fucking joke! Is this really true? Of course people want to be able to confirm that he's dead.

d-null 05-02-2011 12:40 AM

unbelievable

merina0803 05-02-2011 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onwebcam (Post 18101328)
It's a joke because it's all a big fucking lie. Mass manipulation.

http://www.dawn.com/2011/05/02/army-...bbottabad.html

Agent 488 05-02-2011 12:41 AM

https://gfy.com/image.php?u=36011&dateline=1261104262

moeloubani 05-02-2011 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onwebcam (Post 18101351)
By Toby Harnden in Washington 12:01AM GMT 28 Dec 2001

"The recording was dismissed by the Bush administration yesterday as sick propaganda possibly designed to mask the fact the al-Qa'eda leader was already dead."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...t-message.html

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donald Rumsfeld
He added, to laughter from reporters at a Pentagon briefing: "We do know of certainty that he is in Afghanistan or some other country or dead."

Donald Rumsfeld said that but still no US president has come out and said Osama Bin Laden is dead. You made it seem like they do it every week come on amigo.

d-null 05-02-2011 12:44 AM

http://i.imgur.com/uKTHk.jpg

Agent 488 05-02-2011 12:46 AM

The decision has been made to respect Muslim tradition in burying the body of the most wanted man on earth. A senior administration official tells ABC News, "We are ensuring it is handled in accordance with Islamic practice and tradition. It's something we take seriously and therefore it's being handled in an appropriate manner.‬"

Islamic law dictates that the body be bathed three times in a specific, ritualistic manner, while covered by a cloth. The bathers are generally same-gender family members of the deceased, though this clearly will not be the case for the body in question.

After bathing, the body is wrapped in a kafan - generally a white cotton cloth, to protect the modesty of the deceased. Prayers are then said to request forgiveness for the dead.

Burial customs vary by region, but it is tradition for the body to be buried the same day as death. In this case, Bin Laden's body is expected to be buried by 4 p.m. on Monday afternoon, before sundown.

Traditionally the body is buried in the ground without a casket, with a grave marker that does not rise more than 12 inches above the ground. However, U.S. officials say that Bin Laden is expected to be buried at sea to prevent his gravesite becoming a shrine and to discourage vandalism and grave desecration.

As Bin Laden was a citizen of Saudi Arabia, the Saudis will be offered the opportunity to take custody of the body. They may not accept it.

[UPDATE]: CNN reports as of 3:20 am EST that Bin Laden's body has already been buried at sea. While surprising for most Americans, this adheres to Islamic tradition as the body has been buried within 24 hours of death

Emil 05-02-2011 12:49 AM

They have been searching for him for YEARS! The cost must be ENORMOUS!
Then they kill him and just dump him in the sea. Right. :1orglaugh

How many had a chance to confirm that it was Osama?

onwebcam 05-02-2011 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by moeloubani (Post 18101368)
Donald Rumsfeld said that but still no US president has come out and said Osama Bin Laden is dead. You made it seem like they do it every week come on amigo.


I wonder if he was the same one who said this interesting comment

"He is using very reasonable deductive reasoning, (but) we don't know (bin Laden) is dead," said the official, who requested anonymity. "We don't have remains or evidence of his death. So it is a decent and reasonable conclusion -- a good guess but it is a guess."

http://edition.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/as...rraf.binladen/

So now they have remains but no one else can verify whether it's true or not.. ok.

More dead

Thursday, 18 July, 2002, 09:15 GMT 10:15 UK
Bin Laden 'probably' dead
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/2135473.stm

Karzai: bin Laden 'probably' dead

http://edition.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/as...rzai.binladen/

Emil 05-02-2011 12:52 AM

Agent 488, I found a dead alien in my backyard, I was going to show him to the world but according to a piece of paper in the aliens pocket they usually burn their dead so I set him on fire and now there's no proof left.

Makes sense?

ThatOtherGuy - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-02-2011 12:55 AM

So the Muslims really consider Osama a Muslim?

Seth Manson 05-02-2011 12:55 AM

I hope they launched it off a catapult from one of our aircraft carriers.

Agent 488 05-02-2011 12:57 AM

seems obvious they want to minimize inflaming certain groups, especially with troops overseas. no need for a conspiracy.

ThatOtherGuy - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-02-2011 12:59 AM

USA should have probably just dumped the body off a helicopter in the front yard of his families house in Saudi Arabia.
Thats his homeland anyway and they should deal with it.

Emil 05-02-2011 01:03 AM

Conspiracy activated.

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/6...4322328449.jpg

merina0803 05-02-2011 01:03 AM

http://www.dawn.com/2011/05/02/senio...en-killed.html :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

helterskelter808 05-02-2011 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThatOtherGuy (Post 18101389)
So the Muslims really consider Osama a Muslim?

No shit. I don't think any (sane) Muslim would have been complaining about his corpse remaining above ground for a few more days, especially if it put a nail in his coffin once and for all. I'm willing to bet burial at sea is not "Islamic" and being shot in the face certainly isn't. For his part, I'm pretty sure there's no mention of blowing up the WTC in the Koran either.

The bigger this crock of shit gets, the funnier it's becoming.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 18101392)
seems obvious they want to minimize inflaming certain groups, especially with troops overseas

I think it's safe to assume that blowing him away is going to annoy certain groups slightly more than the exact time he became shark food.

Rangermoore 05-02-2011 03:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 18101325)
they have to bury within 24 hours in accordance with islamic law.

maybe watch al jazzera instead of infowars.

So do you care about islamic law...?:321GFY

Rangermoore 05-02-2011 03:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 18101375)
The decision has been made to respect Muslim tradition in burying the body of the most wanted man on earth. A senior administration official tells ABC News, "We are ensuring it is handled in accordance with Islamic practice and tradition. It's something we take seriously and therefore it's being handled in an appropriate manner.‬"

Islamic law dictates that the body be bathed three times in a specific, ritualistic manner, while covered by a cloth. The bathers are generally same-gender family members of the deceased, though this clearly will not be the case for the body in question.

After bathing, the body is wrapped in a kafan - generally a white cotton cloth, to protect the modesty of the deceased. Prayers are then said to request forgiveness for the dead.

Burial customs vary by region, but it is tradition for the body to be buried the same day as death. In this case, Bin Laden's body is expected to be buried by 4 p.m. on Monday afternoon, before sundown.

Traditionally the body is buried in the ground without a casket, with a grave marker that does not rise more than 12 inches above the ground. However, U.S. officials say that Bin Laden is expected to be buried at sea to prevent his gravesite becoming a shrine and to discourage vandalism and grave desecration.

As Bin Laden was a citizen of Saudi Arabia, the Saudis will be offered the opportunity to take custody of the body. They may not accept it.

[UPDATE]: CNN reports as of 3:20 am EST that Bin Laden's body has already been buried at sea. While surprising for most Americans, this adheres to Islamic tradition as the body has been buried within 24 hours of death

I say piss on him then take a 5 day shit on his face then bath his body in more piss. Then wrap him in a shirt covered sheet dipped in pig blood. then jerk off and shoot your load on his face.

Agent 488 05-02-2011 03:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rangermoore (Post 18101547)
So do you care about islamic law...?:321GFY

shut up fag.

Grisey 05-02-2011 03:34 AM

If hes not dead pretty sure he will make a video saying so

Coup 05-02-2011 03:44 AM

What in the fucking hell could possibly be gained by waiting ten years to fake this dudes death ?



Being a truther is pretty easy, all ya gotta do is turn your brain off.

iggysick 05-02-2011 03:45 AM

Cool. Very cool. lol

Seth Manson 05-02-2011 03:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rangermoore (Post 18101558)
I say piss on him then take a 5 day shit on his face then bath his body in more piss. Then wrap him in a shirt covered sheet dipped in pig blood. then jerk off and shoot your load on his face.

It was actually the correct move. Pissing off all the Muslims by not honoring their traditions isnt in our best interest.

He's fish food, good riddance. Get over it.

wehateporn 05-02-2011 04:07 AM

the "buried at sea" bit does give the game away, even to those who do tend to fall for the propaganda

helterskelter808 05-02-2011 04:16 AM

Well the story is now they had clues about Osama four years ago. Then more clues two years ago. Then they actually found the compound/mansion last year. So while Government didn't bat an eyelid sending shitloads of cruise missiles into Libya, it fucked around for eight months deciding what to do about America's Most Wanted, when they found his exact location after searching for almost a decade? Then, when they finally do something, and have a body, they immediately throw that evidence away into the sea where nobody will ever find it?

You'd have to be willfully ignorant to swallow all that without question.

For the people pretending they give a rat's ass about offending Muslims (as if burial at sea is some special Islamic tradition):

Quote:

im a muslim, and in this case ,islamic tradition to hell! where is the body?!
it should have been hanged in ground zero!
muslims dont kill inocent people, whom ever kills another people isnt muslim or anything else
the first command is DONT KILL, so anybody who does is neither jew or christian nor muslim
he'`s a murdurer and should be punished
glad to see he met justice ( or I hope he did)
Top comment here:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_bin_laden_burial

Coup 05-02-2011 04:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by helterskelter808 (Post 18101618)
Well the story is now they had clues about Osama four years ago. Then more clues two years ago. Then they actually found the compound/mansion last year. So while Government didn't bat an eyelid sending shitloads of cruise missiles into Libya, it fucked around for eight months deciding what to do about America's Most Wanted, when they found his exact location after searching for almost a decade? Then, when they finally do something, and have a body, they immediately throw that evidence away into the sea where nobody will ever find it?

You'd have to be willfully ignorant to swallow all that without question.

Where's the logic in faking his death ten years later?

CamTraffic 05-02-2011 04:28 AM

since when do they care about "Islamic practice and tradition" ?

just remember sadam hussein...

i believe it when i see the body

the bin laden's were good friends with the bush peeps...

CamTraffic 05-02-2011 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coup (Post 18101622)
Where's the logic in faking his death ten years later?

it's called SECURING YOUR RE ELECTION.... come on....

wehateporn 05-02-2011 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coup (Post 18101622)
Where's the logic in faking his death ten years later?

People remember that he was meant to be a key reason behind going into Afghan, so leaving their puppet alive leaves them open to criticism.

This also leaves things open nicely for a false flag revenge attack, which can then be used to justify attacking the next target country

Eldon Hoke 05-02-2011 04:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamTraffic (Post 18101626)
the bin laden's were good friends with the bush peeps...


Exactly. The sheeple are unaware of this. :2 cents:

Coup 05-02-2011 04:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamTraffic (Post 18101631)
it's called SECURING YOUR RE ELECTION.... come on....

why not time it a little closer to the actual election?

helterskelter808 05-02-2011 04:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coup (Post 18101622)
Where's the logic in faking his death ten years later?

To draw a line under the whole OBL thing. It's going to be the 10th anniversary of 9/11 soon. That's probably going to be a big deal, and people might start asking questions about Afghanistan, Iraq and why he was never caught. Personally I think he was killed years ago in Afghanistan and the US Government/intelligence knows it, but can't prove it for sure. So this operation was to tie up that loose end.

I'm not even saying it's a bad thing. It might be a good thing to have a 'definitive' end, especially as he was dead anyway. I just don't believe it happened the way they're saying. And it's not really very definitive.

GatorB 05-02-2011 04:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onwebcam (Post 18101316)
What a fucking joke..

Why is it a joke WTF else are we supposed to do with it? Do you want him burried on US soil?

GatorB 05-02-2011 04:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by helterskelter808 (Post 18101640)
To draw a line under the whole OBL thing. It's going to be the 10th anniversary of 9/11 soon. That's probably going to be a big deal, and people might start asking questions about Afghanistan, Iraq and why he was never caught. Personally I think he was killed years ago in Afghanistan and the US Government/intelligence knows it, but can't prove it for sure. So this operation was to tie up that loose end.

I'm not even saying it's a bad thing. It might be a good thing to have a 'definitive' end, especially as he was dead anyway. I just don't believe it happened the way they're saying. And it's not really very definitive.

You're an idiot. So our fighting men are liars? They are part of some conspiracy? Go fuck youself.

GatorB 05-02-2011 04:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamTraffic (Post 18101631)
it's called SECURING YOUR RE ELECTION.... come on....

If that was the purpose of supposed conspiracy it would have taken place in October 2012.

Emil 05-02-2011 04:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coup (Post 18101581)
Being a truther is pretty easy, all ya gotta do is turn your brain off.

You should questioning your government, not just follow whatever they say like some fucking sheep.

helterskelter808 05-02-2011 04:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 18101645)
You're an idiot. So our fighting men are liars? They are part of some conspiracy? Go fuck youself.

Which fighting men have made a statement about this?

marlboroack 05-02-2011 04:52 AM

I'm going to find his body, i can still get a few million for that.


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