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Agent 488 05-05-2011 03:55 AM

Online Poker Caused Osama Bin Laden?s Destruction
 
As the story/conspiracy theory goes, a few years back the CIA captured senior al-Qaeda operatives Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, who then disclosed the name of Bin Laden?s closest aide after a ?session? with top Romanian interrogator known only as ?Radu?

In addition, the CIA apparently discovered Bin Laden?s most trusted aide was also a keen online poker player, with both pieces of information then being confirmed after the capture of Khalid?s replacement, Faraj al-Libi.

However, on April 15, 2011 the ?Big Three? poker sites had their domain names seized by US authorities and allegedly a deal was struck whereby the CIA received information on all online poker transactions in Pakistan and Afghanistan in exchange for the return of their domains and the unfreezing of bank accounts to facilitate the return of players? deposits.

Finally, within three days the US military were then quickly able to trace the location of Bin Laden?s poker playing aide culminating in the May 1st Chinook helicopters assault on Bin Laden?s compound and subsequent assassination at the hands of Navy SEAL ?Team Six.?

http://www.onlinepoker.net/poker-new...truction/10627

http://newsserve.net/i/20110503/2078...-Bin-Laden.jpg

alias 05-05-2011 04:09 AM

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C H R I S 05-05-2011 04:31 AM

Daniel Tvetikoff took down alot of peeps. lol

seeandsee 05-05-2011 07:46 AM

What a story, looks like uber shit

AnimeFevers 05-05-2011 07:54 AM

This is really interesting but funny at the same time.

AnimeFevers 05-05-2011 07:56 AM

haha!!!! read this comment on the link posted above

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Also….Fresh from Washington……Online poker was THE lone, single-handed cause of the Economic Meltdown. Homes which housed online poker players devalued at a 55% clip over the past 5 years, which has caused the rest of the US Housing market to follow.

Also…..the Japan Earthquake and Tsunami was caused by a spike in internet useage due to online poker…..which caused a vibration in the Electrical Lines housing access to the internet.

Thirdly…..it has been theorized for years that Hitler actually lives, and heads up the big three poker sites, with Kim Jong Il as a silent partner.

96ukssob 05-05-2011 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by AnimeFevers (Post 18110579)
haha!!!! read this comment on the link posted above

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh thats great


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