Pippa Middleton Courted By Vivid
 

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File this under things that are never gonna happen, but that Steven Hirsch throws out there anyway just to get his company's name in the news.

The Vivid Entertainment CEO is offering Pippa Middleton $5 million.

Not even to star in a film, but for a single scene. Steve says Kate's sister's "beauty and attitude" could help her become a huge adult star. The fact that there is an arse appreciation society in her honor and some racy pics online won't hurt.

Hirsch is also offering $1 million to another Middleton - Kate and Pippa's brother James - to appear on-screen. Okay, now this is just getting weird.

In February 2009, Vivid offered Nadya Suleman $1 million to appear in a flick. She said no, but then Vivid reportedly bought the deed to her home.

They are dedicated, if nothing else. Fortunately for Pippa Middleton, she's not likely to be swayed by money, given her own assets, the fact that she's now Prince William's sister-in-law and her own wealthy BF Alex Loudon.

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He would of shit himself if she called his bluff lol

Steve HIRSCH is a pathetic little man

Can't image a return on $5 million.

vivid is like a 9th inning substitute hitter. only in it for the long ball now.

yawn.....

if i shag her and film it, would i get 5 million?

I think i may have a few years ago. or it could have been her sister.

You can't fap to that ...

Gratz on helping him accomplish his goal :thumbsup

He'll be out of business soon enough. Porn doesn't suck any more than a Vivid movie. If it wasn't for their comps and a few celeb tapes, they would have been gone a loooong time ago.

the queen is not amused ...

james already had his ass pics leaked... some good genes in that family

And in a week or so, in newspapers you see one big "YES" :D :D

Attention seeking douche-nozzle.

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She is very xxx-citing to some people

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I'd hit it :)

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No butt pics???? You guys are slowing down in your old age!!

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:thumbsup :thumbsup

I fucking love it how the Windsor men insist in marrying "commoners" ... and then Buckingham Palace has a shit fit when they don't follow protocol!

You think they would have learned after Fergie (who's blonde daughter Beatrice is also quite easy on the eyes ... Are you reading this Steve?) :pimp

Nice ass.

blonde??

that bitch is ugly. who cares.

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why god they dont offer 1 mil to me :D

I thought $5mill was like pocketmoney for all the bigshots in the adult biz. At least sounds like it around here some times :1orglaugh

I find her attractive :)

Pippa Middleton bikini pictures surface while family tries to stop spread of topless photos

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Nice bikini bod.

I hear that this is Steve's favorite album of all time.

all that money, can't these girls get a decent MAKEUP ARTIST. Geez that eyeliner is ugly.

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TMZ is reporting that Vivid Entertainment head honcho Steven Hirsch sent Middleton a letter where he states, "As far as I am concerned, you were the star of the recent Royal Wedding. As I watched a broadcast of the event I couldn't help but think that with your beauty and attitude you could be an enormously successful adult star."

There was a topless sideboob shot of her in the newspaper today...