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ThunderBalls 05-08-2011 02:31 PM

A guy from down the street knocks on my door waving a gun around
 
So yesterday I get a knock on the door and some drunk dude from down the street that I had never met before starts raving on with a gun in his hand about how he's going to kill my cat. He claimed that my cat opened his sliding screen door, came into his house and attacked his cat and now his cat is badly hurt and won't come out from under his bed. I told him to take his cat to the vet and I will pay for it, then he starts going on about my cat being over there every day blah blah. I know this is a lie, my cat had ran out the door a few hour earlier while carrying groceries in, and he has gotten out a few times before but certainly not on a daily basis.

He tells me he will send me the bill and I said no problem and he leaves. I kinda felt bad for the guy, I would be pissed to if someone elses cat did that so I decided to go over to his house to check it out and apologize. When I get there his cat was standing next to the door rubbing up against it purring, not a hair on the cat was out of place and it certainly didnt look or act like it had just been in a fight. I asked him if he was going to take the cat to the vet and he said he was going to wait a day to see how it acts. He then shows me the screen door and there were a few cat claws in it, he his cat couldnt of done it because its declawed and that he never lets it outside, yet on his patio was yellow cat hair. Then he starts pointing to at least half a dozen different neighbors saying they all want to kill my cat.

He then tells me he wants me to pay for his screen door and I told him I would look into how much screen doors are and get back to him. Afterwords I started thinking about it and nothing about this adds up, his cat didnt show any signs of physical or emotional trauma, and who the fuck would leave their hurt animal, grab a gun and go chase another cat half a block and knock on someones door acting like a fucking lunatic? Its possible my cat did claw his door but I don't know what to think at this point. Part of me thinks I should just pay for the door and be done with it, but another part of me wonders if this guy is making up some of this story and the fact that he was waving a gun at my front door is fucking bullshit.

Thoughts?

HardlinkSells 05-08-2011 02:34 PM

Just kill your cat and throw it on his front porch and he can keep it so he doesn't have to render payment. That is what I would do.

Phoenix 05-08-2011 02:36 PM

if he came to your house waving a gun around...you should inform the police..he is probably only one more bad event away from killing someone

he needs professional medical help

chronig 05-08-2011 02:37 PM

Thoughts???? What kind of hick town trailer park area do you fucking live in!!!

Nicky 05-08-2011 02:38 PM

Just pay for the door, don't take a chance with loons that have guns.

Vendzilla 05-08-2011 02:40 PM

doesn't matter, someone waving a gun around for a cat fight?

I would call the cops, I'm for gun owndership, but responsible gun ownership. Chances are this isn't the first time he's done something like this and can't legally own a gun

~Ray 05-08-2011 02:41 PM

tough call. maybe call the non-emergency number for the police department and ask them. That is what it's for... and reporting abandoned cars.

ThunderBalls 05-08-2011 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 18119027)
if he came to your house waving a gun around...you should inform the police..he is probably only one more bad event away from killing someone

he needs professional medical help


I have definitely thought about it, but do I really want to escalate things further with a crackpot living a few houses away?

marketsmart 05-08-2011 02:43 PM

it sounds like you are going to have to kill this guy.. you are on his radar now and its either him or you...

paypal me $50,000 along with your address and i will make this problem go away for you if you dont have the stomach to do it yourself..

paypal is [email protected]





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ThunderBalls 05-08-2011 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chronig (Post 18119028)
Thoughts???? What kind of hick town trailer park area do you fucking live in!!!

Maybe your trailer has sliding screen doors but I've never seen one that does.

Failed 05-08-2011 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThunderBalls (Post 18119006)
So yesterday I get a knock on the door and some drunk dude from down the street that I had never met before starts raving on with a gun in his hand about how he's going to kill my cat. He claimed that my cat opened his sliding screen door, came into his house and attacked his cat and now his cat is badly hurt and won't come out from under his bed. I told him to take his cat to the vet and I will pay for it, then he starts going on about my cat being over there every day blah blah. I know this is a lie, my cat had ran out the door a few hour earlier while carrying groceries in, and he has gotten out a few times before but certainly not on a daily basis.

He tells me he will send me the bill and I said no problem and he leaves. I kinda felt bad for the guy, I would be pissed to if someone elses cat did that so I decided to go over to his house to check it out and apologize. When I get there his cat was standing next to the door rubbing up against it purring, not a hair on the cat was out of place and it certainly didnt look or act like it had just been in a fight. I asked him if he was going to take the cat to the vet and he said he was going to wait a day to see how it acts. He then shows me the screen door and there were a few cat claws in it, he his cat couldnt of done it because its declawed and that he never lets it outside, yet on his patio was yellow cat hair. Then he starts pointing to at least half a dozen different neighbors saying they all want to kill my cat.

He then tells me he wants me to pay for his screen door and I told him I would look into how much screen doors are and get back to him. Afterwords I started thinking about it and nothing about this adds up, his cat didnt show any signs of physical or emotional trauma, and who the fuck would leave their hurt animal, grab a gun and go chase another cat half a block and knock on someones door acting like a fucking lunatic? Its possible my cat did claw his door but I don't know what to think at this point. Part of me thinks I should just pay for the door and be done with it, but another part of me wonders if this guy is making up some of this story and the fact that he was waving a gun at my front door is fucking bullshit.

Thoughts?

Sounds like he's mentally ill. A mentally ill man, with a weapon is obviously dangerous. A mentally ill man with a weapon, and the behavior already demonstrated in taking the weapon out, and coming to your door with accusations of this nature is highly dangerous and a possible warning sign of worse to come.

I would not waste one more second and call the police. Let's be honest, your life may be in danger at this very moment. I don't believe that's at all an exaggeration.

chronig 05-08-2011 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThunderBalls (Post 18119043)
Maybe your trailer has sliding screen doors but I've never seen one that does.

Not surprised.... :uhoh

ottopottomouse 05-08-2011 03:00 PM

Donno about there but here a cat is legally a wild animal when it comes down to anything it has done or anything that has happened to it.

L-Pink 05-08-2011 03:01 PM

A guy comes to my front door waving a gun around the best he can hope for is I call the cops.

Pipecrew 05-08-2011 03:05 PM

I would be on the 6 o clock news If that shit happened.

goldassets 05-08-2011 03:10 PM

Guy is a fucking nut case, call the cops and get yourself a gun if you don't have one.

TheSenator 05-08-2011 03:25 PM

Call the police about the gun and file a report.

If he comes again with gun waving around shoot him in between the eyes.

He just needs another reason to kill you or people in your household.

Jakez 05-08-2011 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 18119027)
if he came to your house waving a gun around...you should inform the police..he is probably only one more bad event away from killing someone

he needs professional medical help

He's probably one more strike away from getting evicted or locked up.

rogueteens 05-08-2011 03:58 PM

how cruel, declawing a cat

Rangermoore 05-08-2011 04:02 PM

I would have in invited him inside my house and then shot him then tell the police he threatened to kill me and forced his way into my house and that I was in fear for my life.. No jury would convict me... Remember, a dead man tells no story.. just sayn

ThatOtherGuy - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-08-2011 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rangermoore (Post 18119153)
I would have in invited him inside my house and then shot him then tell the police he threatened to kill me and forced his way into my house and that I was in fear for my life.. No jury would convict me... Remember, a dead man tells no story.. just sayn

This.:thumbsup

Intrinsic 05-08-2011 04:19 PM

kill your dumb cat and get a dog

cam_girls 05-08-2011 05:02 PM

There's no need to kill him just for being a concerned pet owner and advocate of his rights to wave arms.

Going rate is $250 and the Hell's Angels will break his legs, no way he's going to make it down the street anywhere near your houe again! Cheaper than a Vet and new door!

JD 05-08-2011 05:05 PM

come to my door with a gun and see what happens. You handled it much more calmly than I would have.

CaptainHowdy 05-08-2011 05:08 PM

Find the way to get things uglier ...

twistyneck 05-08-2011 05:11 PM

You can't have some crazy drunk pounding on your door, fuck, you need to call the cops. The next time he might be a little crazier or a little more drunk and what happens then?

Jon Oso 05-08-2011 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cam_girls (Post 18119251)
There's no need to kill him just for being a concerned pet owner and advocate of his rights to wave arms.

Going rate is $250 and the Hell's Angels will break his legs, no way he's going to make it down the street anywhere near your houe again! Cheaper than a Vet and new door!

You need to brush up on your gun laws, dude. You have the right to own and carry firearms. You don't have the right to pull them on people because you're upset your cat got into a fight or wave them around. I hope that was a joke.

On a serious note, why don't you just do what any logical and reasonable person would do...

Sit both of the cats down and get each side of the story.
:1orglaugh

digitalfantasies 05-08-2011 05:13 PM

if you really suspect this guy is a little wacky, you should report this incident!

btw: I read a lot of bluff in this tread... like some of you guys are even tougher than rambo...



...therefor I will pull my links now before one of you decides to kill me ;-)

BlackCrayon 05-08-2011 05:15 PM

don't even open the door, just shoot him through the door.

merina0803 05-08-2011 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chronig (Post 18119028)
Thoughts???? What kind of hick town trailer park area do you fucking live in!!!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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cam_girls 05-08-2011 05:30 PM

If he thinks he can take advantage of you it might escalate, tell him you will give the VET your CC number, game over! Don't visit him again.

alias 05-08-2011 05:33 PM

See if you can catch him sober and squash it, move on. You do not want some delusional guy after you or your family if you live with them.

If you call the cops he might be a real problem when he gets out [if they even detain him].

mikesinner 05-08-2011 05:37 PM

Sounds like an episode from the peoples court.

MetaMan 05-08-2011 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew (Post 18119078)
I would be on the 6 o clock news If that shit happened.

Ya because you're just a big tough sales rep. :1orglaugh

Robbie 05-08-2011 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 18119308)
Ya because you're just a big tough sales rep. :1orglaugh

What does a man's job have to do with whether or not he can kick your ass?

MetaMan 05-08-2011 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 18119310)
What does a man's job have to do with whether or not he can kick your ass?

Pretty sure he isnt talking about kicking someones ass. :2 cents:

Robbie 05-08-2011 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 18119313)
Pretty sure he isnt talking about kicking someones ass. :2 cents:

Enlighten me then. If I say that I'd end up on the news....it means I'm gonna punch somebody dead in the face. lol
What did he mean?

MetaMan 05-08-2011 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 18119316)
Enlighten me then. If I say that I'd end up on the news....it means I'm gonna punch somebody dead in the face. lol
What did he mean?

Ending up on the news implies killing someone. :2 cents:

Ending up with a "black eye"/"bruised ego" implies kicking someones ass. :winkwink:

unless of course you live in a very small town where a fight makes news at 6 lol.

IllTestYourGirls 05-08-2011 05:47 PM

My neighbors cat jumps on my car and scratches the hell out of it. Ive thought about shooting it a few times.

scubadiver626 05-08-2011 05:49 PM

Some dude got shot cause he was loud, drunk, Asian and at the wrong house.

People have been shot over lesser things.

Robbie 05-08-2011 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 18119318)
Ending up on the news implies killing someone. :2 cents:

Ending up with a "black eye"/"bruised ego" implies kicking someones ass. :winkwink:

unless of course you live in a very small town where a fight makes news at 6 lol.

Yeah here in Vegas it's a pretty small town. lol

But yeah...if a guy waved a gun at someone and a fight happened and then the cops showed up, that would still make the news here in Vegas.

MetaMan 05-08-2011 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 18119330)
Yeah here in Vegas it's a pretty small town. lol

But yeah...if a guy waved a gun at someone and a fight happened and then the cops showed up, that would still make the news here in Vegas.

what if i showed up in a thong waving the gun in my pants around instead? :eatmouse

Robbie 05-08-2011 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 18119333)
what if i showed up in a thong waving the gun in my pants around instead? :eatmouse

I wouldn't hit you. I'd grab my gun and thong and join you. Then...we'd both make the news (probably after the cops shot and killed us both lol )

MetaMan 05-08-2011 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 18119335)
I wouldn't hit you. I'd grab my gun and thong and join you. Then...we'd both make the news (probably after the cops shot and killed us both lol )

i meant my penis gun. :pimp

ThunderBalls 05-08-2011 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Oso (Post 18119275)
You need to brush up on your gun laws, dude. You have the right to own and carry firearms. You don't have the right to pull them on people because you're upset your cat got into a fight or wave them around. I hope that was a joke.


Just to be clear he did not point the gun at me, he had it in his hand and I didnt notice it for a few minutes because of the size, looked like a .25 to me. But when I saw it I said what, did you come over here to shoot me? He said no, I was going to shoot your cat. The thought to call the cops didnt even enter my mind at the time, I figured if he started raising it he'd be on the ground first so it wasnt a scary situation.



Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ
You would not need to invite him in. If a person is on your property and you tell them to leave and refuses, they are now trespassing with a firearm and that is a felony. If someone is committing a felony with a firearm on your property in most States you're legally allowed to shoot them. Don't know where he's at, but it sounds like the South.

This was in Colorado and we do have a Make My Day law and yea, probably could have gotten away with killing him, wouldnt be worth it.

Robbie 05-08-2011 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 18119339)
i meant my penis gun. :pimp

Me too! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MetaMan 05-08-2011 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 18119348)
Me too! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:pimp

BFT3K 05-08-2011 06:40 PM

Get the man that was high on bath salts to kill your neighbor and his goat.

Pipecrew 05-08-2011 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 18119313)
Pretty sure he isnt talking about kicking someones ass. :2 cents:

You should come bang on my door and find out what I am talking about ;)

* you would physically have to leave the safety of your computer, so I won't hold my breath.


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