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Who's resume is this?

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Interests.......not drinking. That rules me out lol

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Who would want to leave a job where your title is "VP of Impressive Business Dealings"?

That is better than having your own whistle.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh that is great

The resume in the picture is bogus, bu this guy on the other hand is serious as a heart attack:

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/keith-clark/23/974/103

Quote:

Keith Clark Author,Entrepreneur, Motivatonal Speaker, and CEO of Jana
Washington D.C. Metro Area Internet
Current: Owner at Jana

Past:
cashier at Firehouse Subs
helper at James Madison Institute
cashier at OfficeMax

Education:
Florida State University
Tallahassee Community College

Summary
Within the next 25 years I plan to turn Jana into a multi-billion dollar corporation.

Specialties
Achieving goals

Experience
Owner
Jana
Internet industry
August 2010 ? Present (10 months)

Internet Entrepreneur
cashier
Firehouse Subs
Privately Held; Restaurants industry
April 2009 ? April 2009 (1 month)

helper
James Madison Institute
Professional Training & Coaching industry
2009 ? 2009 (less than a year)

cashier
OfficeMax
Public Company; OMX; Retail industry
April 2008 ? April 2008 (1 month)

Languages
English (Full professional proficiency)
Spanish (Limited working proficiency)
Education

Florida State University
Economics
2008 ? 2009

Activities and Societies: Chi Phi rush
Tallahassee Community College
2008 ? 2009

Education: harvard, Yele, Oxford and... drum roll DeVry !!!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShellyCrash (Post 18122241)

The resume in the picture is bogus, bu this guy on the other hand is serious as a heart attack:

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/keith-clark/23/974/103

has to be a joke ....

http://keithclarksolutions.wordpress.com/

"I called the suicide hotline today, it?s not that I?m suicidal I just needed someone to talk to. I have to make this all work out."

lmfao. that's comedy gold right there.

Jon Clark is either from there or Toledo.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 18122258)

has to be a joke ....

http://keithclarksolutions.wordpress.com/

"I called the suicide hotline today, it?s not that I?m suicidal I just needed someone to talk to. I have to make this all work out."

Did ou read the rest of it? I'm pretty sure it's real. If it's not someone did a really good job.

Some gems:

Quote:

I am smart but I am not a genius, what I am is a 20 year old Internet entrepreneur and CEO of my own company, I have five employees and we are currently working to complete a website named Jana.... With no college degree I make on average $200 a day by sitting on my ass, now in the beginning I said I am not a genius but let?s do some simple math. $200 a day= $73,000 a year= Most people in AMERICA today would die for a $73,000 a year job.

Quote:

I need to upgrade to the macbook but I?m broke as fuck sucks I have to wait 200+ days to receive the $30,000 I?m working hard for. Gary wants to charge $25k for the goddamn domain name, fucking sucks but that?s capitalism for you. The .co is taken as well so some asshole who lives in Saudi Arabia wtf does a Saudi need with a domain name they already own all the oil I guess they want to own the Internet as well.

Quote:

I realized that all the PTC websites I was wasting my time going to were all scams. Looks like the only way I?ll be making over $30,000 is to hit the lottery, Twitter, or complete the website and monetize it. I?ll do all three my goals for January are to hit the lottery, complete some pages of my website, and win that Blackberry sweepstakes.

I cant afford paper, a stamp and an envelope, to post a CV

haha...nice one

impressive business dealings...lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by lagcam (Post 18122019)

Who would want to leave a job where your title is "VP of Impressive Business Dealings"?

That is better than having your own whistle.

I'm going to start pressing the Execs at NOOF for this title....:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wizzo (Post 18123017)

I'm going to start pressing the Execs at NOOF for this title....:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Glad the humor wasn't wasted on you. Im actually getting this printed on my "business" cards.

whose resume, not who's

Quote:

Originally Posted by davethedope (Post 18123378)

whose resume, not who's

yeah, I couldn't change the title once I realized the error.

t/y

fatf00's righting I mean writing couriiier

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaiderCash_Dominik (Post 18122250)

Education: harvard, Yele, Oxford and... drum roll DeVry !!!!!

:1orglaugh saw that as well:thumbsup

what, you have a position?

Pretty sure thats Jon Clark's resume.

I would definitely hire this person.

ummmmmmmmm this is cool ;)