my bitch wants to control everything!
 

HELP!! I'm typing now but I think she is coming down to pull some more shit... wtf... !!

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Fuck her like a man and put her in her place, that usually works for mine when she starts to get too bossy. And she likes that.

anal sex , would solve ur problem, without lube.

Slap yourself before she does ...

tie your hand behind your back so your "bitch" cant touch you

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Keep your pimphand strong.
:2 cents:

Just look her in the eye, and say these 5 words. I have a huge penis. Then walk away. Wins every time.

Are you talking about your mother?

Just wondering who your bitch is?

Please follow that order to solve your problem:
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Please repeat step 4 until you get the following result :
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And then :
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buy her a domineering outfit! Then surprise her with your own!


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Hell Yeah They Do ;)

Take her to a Chinese restaurant and slip this fortune cookie to the waiter to be served with her meal!


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lock her in the basement few hours

:)

problem solved
 

well my friend have I got good news for you... well perhaps not good news but a worthy theory I have been working on that might just change your life forever. Its my theory on hot blind chicks.

You see after having a fucking mess of a time dealing with yet another psycho I've had an epiphany... I just need to find a hot-as-fuck blind chick... Yep my friend, that's the ticket and let me explain why....

1. she cant wreck your car or any other car because she cant drive... saves buying her a car too and just think about the money you will save on gas. Shit if we all dated blind chicks just think about the environmental benefits... Dating blind is the green thing to do! And her ability to shop on her own with your money would be over with... yep... its all curbed by the blind-chick-cant-drive law that I think every state fully embraced some years ago.

2. no more prada, gucci, bebe or any of that shit.... fuck her and her fur coats.. she can just get a microfleece at target and stfu. I mean I donno what you guys are spending on chicks but its ridiculous how much their clothing costs when in truth we all just prefer them naked anyways. that culminated with the fact that you probably arent taking her seriously and already have plans to trade her in for a newer stripper with more tread on the tires leaves the hot blind chick still the number one solution to your problems.

3. arguments? they are immediately over... I mean seriously you can let her go for a minute or two but after that its simple... "look, you wanna keep it up? I'l'l move the couch... now what?" ...Problem solved.

4. Bank accounts, browser history, mindless tv shows.... dudes, the list goes on and on... I seriously cant see a downside to a hottie with some vision impairment...

Ill add more later but in conclusion... either tape her eye lids open at the next solar eclipse or drop her like a bad habit and test your luck out at your closest braille institute...

Cheers!

really no1 is feeling my blind chick theory?
 

Im amazed that no1 is supporting this... personally I think I just solved mans biggest problem since we were created... well at least Ive given us an upper hand... hrmmm... I dump this treasure in your laps and you guys say nothing? Im hurt. lol

I dated a deaf chick and she made funny noises.

hahahaha... nice.

Go and hide lol

Just broke up with the bitch... she is crazy as fuckin' crazy comes.

wow... omfg

Make up sex is more like it. :pimp

Take cover!

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varied... yes and no. but not worth it

ok so did you read my suggestion?
 

the hard parts over. now you need to read above about hot blind chicks and start over!

Yes I read it... terrible suggestion IMO.

What happens when I am drinking on the couch and run out of beer?

Same with food?

I also enjoy hiking, outdoors, romantic dinners... I am brown hair... fit... exercise :)

drinking on the couch and out of beer but you're fit an enjoy exercise?

a romantic but what about having her cook your meals?

hiking and romantic dinners with brown hair and a physically fit body.... what are you trying to hit on me now too?

I sense a little contradiction here... IMO

This is a good plan, but I see some flaws. You can't really go out and get blind drunk together because she already is (blind). And blindfolding her during sex won't really have much effect. And what about housework - will she ever know when to stop vacuuming?

Control freeks! I dont like them but there is nothing you can do if you want her, or you're just as bad :(


Threaten her you're walking, but be ready to do it... have a place to go & a life to live :2 cents:

No contradiction. women can be very romantic tied to the oven.

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Is that an animated GIF or a live stream?

Thanks for this..:pimp

Women - can't live with them, can't live without them. :winkwink:

Dump her and make it look like a trail separation ...

pretend you are sick.. then dead.

:2 cents::thumbsup:helpme:helpme

no probs :winkwink:

If hes lucky, she shall appologise for being such a tight arsed bitch, or at least say for him to stay & explain to him, its just the controlling way she is.. if hes even luckier, he shall be in another hot country by tomorrow :thumbsup

Can't live with them, can't murder them and bury them under the patio.

this could work :1orglaugh

Tell her you've run off with this woman because she nags less. :(