If Life Gives You Lemons...
 

if life gives you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail


if life gives you lemons, then make a honey lemon garlic marinade.


if life gives you lemons, poke holes in em and fuck em


feel free to add your own. heh

Hmm thought this was going to be a portal2 thread

I squeeze my lemon

that is a banging track :pimp

when life gives you lemons, listen to some straight edge hardcore

Then do drugs and get laid :pimp

When life gives you lemons, you shove them up the ass of the person causing the problem, followed by a few hard boots up their ass. Then catch the lemon juice from that ass, make lemonade and make them drink it

damn this is some lengthy procedure.,:1orglaugh

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make a lemonade?

Get a bottle of tequila, some salt, and party on.

if life gives you lemons, drive em back on the lot and demand a refund?

Suck them til your face caves in.



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When life gives you Aids, make Lemonades.

Has no one suggested having a lemonparty?

I eat lemons no sugar easily.

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I wonder how, I wonder why
Fm Cm
Yesterday you told me 'bout the blue blue sky
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And all that I can see is just a yellow lemon tree.

iF LIFE GIVE YOU LEMONS, STUFF THEM UP THE MAYORS EXAUST PIPE.

IF LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, SHIT ON THOSE LEMONS AND SERVE THEM UP TO YOUR NEIGHBORS DOG

IF LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, JUGGLE THEM

IF LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS THROW THEM AT HIPSTER KIDS

IF LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, THROW THEM AT JUGGALOS

IF LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, GIVE A HOOKER AIDS

You guys are sick!!! :mad:

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that's just too much work :1orglaugh

If life gives you lemons, shove them in your bra and make your boobs look bigger. :winkwink:

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Everybody dance now...

:banana :banana

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Squeeze those lemons on some soy sauce and eat some veggie kare kare with your soy/lemon sauce. YUMMY!

If life gives you lemons grease and line either a 2lb loaf tin or 7in deep cake tin. Preheat oven to 160 C.

Beat together 6oz soft margarine, 6oz caster sugar, 2 eggs, 6oz self raising flour, level teaspoon of baking powder, grated rind of 1 lemon and enough milk to make a fairly soft consistency.

Put into tin and bake for about 50/60 mins until well risen and springy to touch.

Mix together 4 level tablespoons caster sugar and 3 tablespoons lemon juice in a pan over very low heat.

As soon as cake comes out of oven prick top of cake with needle and pour syrup over it. Leave to cool in tin for 10 minutes then transfer to rack to finish cooling

If you like icing you can also mix lemon juice and sifted icing sugar to make a thin icing and drizzle it in a zigzag pattern over the top of cooled cake.

sorry for the annoyance :Oh crap

here, have a gift!

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Back atcha buttercup... :jerkoff

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