HIV Negative is nice but honestly how often are you tested for STD's?
 

I got tested today for the typical STD's. Why is it always a sweat until they say NEGATIVE!?

How often do you go? How long has it been?

Bcuz let's face it, many of us throw our stuff on the craps table many a night.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n8CKTO3MuQ...V+symptoms.jpg

i typically take pills for crabs once a month

pesky bastards

Isn't crabs curable? Or is it like herpes?

The ones that hide in you ass are hard to kill.

I am negative since last month.

you have gerbils up there nesting ?:Oh crap

Never do STD tests, because I am a mindless programming slave who never gets out to have sex!