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Entrepreneurs offer post-'rapture' services: http://www.latimes.com/business/la-f...,6209624.story

From the LA Times article:
"Natalie Jones said the idea of paying someone to send emails to her loved ones after the "rapture" would have seemed preposterous to her a few years ago.
That was before the occupational health therapist and mother of two in Surrey, Britain, became a born-again Christian. She now believes the faithful will be swept up in the skies to unite with Jesus in the rapture, while nonbelievers will be left behind to wait for Armageddon and the second coming of Christ."

I'd rather stick around and fuck all the whores that didn't go to heaven. Virgins are boring.

What do you do when you get to Heaven? Because it sounds like a place where people "retire" and that's never good.

I've always said that hoping for something better than life on earth is the most horribly selfish and ignorant thought imaginable. We live on this tiny little spec of dust floating around an immense universe that's so big we can hardly comprehend it. We live in a time on this earth where we have heat in the winter, air conditioning in the summer, and can travel long distances in comfortable metal boxes by pushing a pedal. We can travel across the world in the span of some hours, and walk in a distant country on the same day.

It's absolutely incredible to be human and experience life.

Yet some people are just waiting for it to end so that their BETTER life will begin? C'mon.

Go to heaven for the weather, go to hell for the company.