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CurrentlySober 05-20-2011 02:06 PM

I have teh 'Hiccups' ! Cure me please....
 
See thread title... Hic!

marlboroack 05-20-2011 02:09 PM

Masturbate then count the squirts that spew from your penis hole. Works every time :thumbsup

LeRoy 05-20-2011 02:11 PM

Plug your nose and ears with your thumbs and index finger. Thumbs 4 your ears ;)

using your two pinky's grab a cup of water and drink

Works like a charm for me :)

CurrentlySober 05-20-2011 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeRoy (Post 18155003)
Plug your nose and ears with your thumbs and index finger. Thumbs 4 your ears ;)

using your two pinky's grab a cup of water and drink

Works like a charm for me :)

Looking good, but missing what it is that I should shove up my arse...

Please explain (Buttplug) etc, and I will try it out!

StickyGreen 05-20-2011 02:25 PM

Just drink lots of water very slowly... you can't hiccup while you're drinking...

Works every time for me.

TondaB 05-20-2011 02:25 PM

Eat a big spoonful of peanut butter. Works everytime:)

96ukssob 05-20-2011 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TondaB (Post 18155063)
Eat a big spoonful of peanut butter. Works everytime:)

covered in cinnamon :thumbsup

DateDoc 05-20-2011 02:29 PM

if u shart and hiccup at the same time the hiccups will go away

marlboroack 05-20-2011 02:35 PM

So my way didn't work?

CurrentlySober 05-20-2011 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TondaB (Post 18155063)
Eat a big spoonful of poo. Works everytime:)

Good advice. Thanks. I'll try it...

The Heron 05-20-2011 02:49 PM

Hiccups are caused by a pinched nerve that can be fixed by placing ice cubes on either side of your adams apple.

MK Ultra 05-20-2011 03:43 PM

You're probably going to laugh but give it a try anyway, what have you got to lose?

Close the blinds and lock the door. (you don't want spectators)

While holding a glass of water, bend over until your head is about the level of your knees.:upsidedow

Slowly drink as much of the glass of water as you can in one breath.

Don't straighten up until you're sure it worked :)

I know it sounds wacky but it has never failed me :thumbsup

beerptrol 05-20-2011 04:00 PM

shotgun a six pack

wild_jayx 05-20-2011 04:08 PM

yes just drink lot of water

tested already :-)

Tam 05-20-2011 04:12 PM

a teaspoon of mustard does it for me every single time... just plain old yellow mustard. Something about the harsh taste of it is supposed to take your breath a little and that will kill them.

My grandmother used to say a teaspoon of sugar, but that never worked for me. But try the mustard.

Dvae 05-20-2011 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18154988)
See thread title... Hic!

eat POO!!

LeRoy 05-20-2011 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beerptrol (Post 18155257)
shotgun a six pack

This works too :thumbsup:thumbsup

L-Pink 05-20-2011 04:51 PM

Read a gideon post https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1023250 guarantee after you slit your own throat the hiccups will stop.


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ottopottomouse 05-20-2011 05:20 PM

Stand on your head in a bucket of water.

Slambino 05-20-2011 06:21 PM

Lemon, bitters and sugar.
Good size lemon wedge, doused with bitters, sprinkled with sugar.
Bite on it for a good 10 to 20 seconds.
Old bartenders remedy, works quite well.

DBS.US 05-20-2011 06:25 PM

Pinch both your earlobes and hold your breath.:2 cents:

cooldude7 05-20-2011 08:39 PM

drnk water+sugar

docputer 05-20-2011 08:46 PM

teaspoon of sugar has always done it for me

Zuzana Designs 05-21-2011 06:31 AM

Bend over and drink out of the front of the glass. Do this 3 times taking little sips then stand backup.

CaptainHowdy 05-21-2011 06:35 AM

Anal intercourse ...

Vick! 05-21-2011 08:03 AM

A shot in head? may be?

tripleaaaintokyo 05-21-2011 08:12 AM

hide out in Pakistan.

livexxx 05-21-2011 08:51 AM

yeap, teaspoon of sugar ftw

DamianJ 05-21-2011 09:07 AM

a teaspoon of vinegar.

despite the nonsense talk about trapped nerves and whatever hiccups are in fact an involuntary spasm of the diaphragm. the acidity of the vinegar stops the spasms.

"A hiccup or hiccough (pronounced /ˈhɪkəp/ hik-əp) is a contraction of the diaphragm that repeats several times per minute."

"Vinegar may stimulate the dorsal wall of the nasopharynx, where the pharyngeal branch of the glossopharyngeal nerve (the afferent of the hiccup reflex arc) is located."


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiccup#Treatment

CurrentlySober 05-21-2011 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18156437)
a teaspoon of vinegar.

I have actually found that a teaspoon of vinegar works well for heartburn / acid reflux.

Anyway, hiccups are gone now :)

mavruda 05-21-2011 01:01 PM

Wow... along with the funny suggestions I saw some interesting treatments on that.
Cool post though. I did not knew about the vinegar.

iamtam 05-21-2011 01:17 PM

concentrate really hard on how to spell 'the' instead of 'teh'. it took you years to learn to be stupid like that so perhaps you can learn something and get better at the same time.


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