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CurrentlySober 05-31-2011 02:46 PM

What I miss about being in Jail...
 
I enjoyed the structure, the discipline and the routine...

Despite my losing a lot of URLs as I couldn't renew them, it was still, (in a way) a relaxing break...

They told me when to eat, when to exercise, when to sleep, when to wake up, and even when to shit...

It was nice.

What do YOU miss about being in Jail?

CyberHustler 05-31-2011 02:47 PM

Never been to jail, but even in Juvie I got to shit when I wanted unless in the cafeteria.

L-Pink 05-31-2011 02:48 PM

The ass!

Juicy D. Links 05-31-2011 02:49 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MaDalton 05-31-2011 02:54 PM

thanks, but no thanks

CurrentlySober 05-31-2011 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dedi (Post 18180914)
Never been to jail, but even in Juvie I got to shit when I wanted unless in the cafeteria.

BOYS go to Juvie... MEN go to Jail...

Wizzo 05-31-2011 02:54 PM

Not one thing...

CurrentlySober 05-31-2011 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 18180935)
thanks, but no thanks

Not MAN enough???

CurrentlySober 05-31-2011 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wizzo (Post 18180940)
Not one thing...

Not even the showers???

Tjeezers 05-31-2011 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18180911)

What do YOU miss about being in Jail?

I bet you felt pretty safe inside. says enough for me

CurrentlySober 05-31-2011 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tjeezers (Post 18180972)
I bet you felt pretty safe inside. says enough for me

Me too...

http://i.imgur.com/cLL8T.jpg

Just a *Small* 'Souvenir'...

L-Pink 05-31-2011 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18180990)
Me too...

http://i.imgur.com/cLL8T.jpg

Just a *Small* 'Souvenir'...

Damn, your cell-mate had some girth.


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96ukssob 05-31-2011 03:08 PM

Id go down dying before I went to jail.

Had a friends brother wrongly accused of a hit and run, arrested him at his house while he was drunk and put him in jail for 3 months. Lost his job, wife, kids, etc., now he is in and out of jail like a Holiday Inn

Grapesoda 05-31-2011 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18180911)
I enjoyed the structure, the discipline and the routine...

Despite my losing a lot of URLs as I couldn't renew them, it was still, (in a way) a relaxing break...

They told me when to eat, when to exercise, when to sleep, when to wake up, and even when to shit...

It was nice.

What do YOU miss about being in Jail?

lots of guys love that about jail... and the army ... and church

CurrentlySober 05-31-2011 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18181007)
Damn, your cell-mate had some girth.


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Sorry Boss. Respect Boss. I'm not trying to bring you down Boss.

Sorry for posting *our* picture Boss...

sicone 05-31-2011 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 18181012)
Id go down dying before I went to jail...

You would go down in Jail too, nightly.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CurrentlySober 05-31-2011 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone (Post 18181027)
You would go down in Jail too, nightly.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Thank you. I remember you...

You are the bear that made my time 'Bearable'...

Good BJ... Thanks celli...

Dead 05-31-2011 03:15 PM

That medic did a fair job with that, cleaner then I have seen in the states...

sicone 05-31-2011 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18181033)
Thank you. I remember you...

You are the bear that made my time 'Bearable'...

Good BJ... Thanks celli...

I'm gonna need that carton of smokes back that I paid you to never tell anyone

L-Pink 05-31-2011 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18181026)
Sorry Boss. Respect Boss. I'm not trying to bring you down Boss.

Sorry for posting *our* picture Boss...

If that was you you have my apology and deepest sympathy. If you are just fucking around then so am I.

halfpint 05-31-2011 03:18 PM

If I ever end up in jail there had better be some fucking hot trannys in there otherwise ill want a refund

CurrentlySober 05-31-2011 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18181054)
If that was you you have my apology and deepest sympathy. If you are just fucking around then so am I.

But.. But... I remember you saying the *special words* to me...

"You are my EX"...

I cried... :(

Coup 05-31-2011 03:58 PM

I miss you being in jail too, heh.

Jakez 05-31-2011 04:30 PM

Spent the night in jail for doing donuts on a football field. It was worth it, but I won't ever be back.

Only thing I really regret about it is every time a cop asks me if I've been arrested I have to say "yes" :(

adultzone 05-31-2011 08:44 PM

tons of cock!!

merina0803 05-31-2011 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18181033)
Thank you. I remember you...

You are the bear that made my time 'Bearable'...

Good BJ... Thanks celli...

miss my cell mates poo sounds and smell for sure :thumbsup

Enjoy Bucks 05-31-2011 08:55 PM

MAN goes to army ... jail is for loosers

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 05-31-2011 09:08 PM

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_4s5pmFL_Zl...irls++jail.jpg

ADG

Phoenix 05-31-2011 09:12 PM

someone i know has been in and out of jail many times...for a total of nine years of his life or more by now i guess

he doesnt miss it at all....hated every second there, but he did his time as it was his job...in a way

how long were you in jail for?

Gabriel 05-31-2011 09:18 PM

teh surprise butt seks.

aztecboi2003 05-31-2011 09:34 PM

Nothing. I was there for an hour it was just a misunderstanding. My mom came and got me. :Oh crap

Seth Manson 05-31-2011 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18180990)

Why so serious?

cooldude7 05-31-2011 09:58 PM

never been to jail, did u miss poo or pussy ?

SIK 05-31-2011 09:58 PM

I've spent a day in a jail when I was 19... due to some skinhead releated crap

and it sucked donkey balls, so I don't miss anything

Bladewire 05-31-2011 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18180911)
What do YOU miss about being in Jail?

I rally RALLY miss the fresh young straight ass I could tag on a weekly basis without a beat.

There's nothing like young dumb Australian jailbait ass to keep the balls aworkin and the sperm a squirtin :thumbsup good times ... good times bro
http://th07.deviantart.net/fs44/PRE/...y_Squirtit.jpg

JFK 06-01-2011 03:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seth Manson (Post 18181935)
Why so serious?

wondered how long before someone connected to that:1orglaugh

TheSquealer 06-01-2011 05:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seth Manson (Post 18181935)
Why so serious?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Bladewire 06-01-2011 05:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18180990)
Me too...

http://i.imgur.com/cLL8T.jpg

Just a *Small* 'Souvenir'...

Damn you're cute! And scars like that add character and heal pretty well. Must have been painful getting that though, did it paralyze that side of your face permanently?

seeandsee 06-01-2011 06:07 AM

i dont think i would miss anything...

CaptainHowdy 06-01-2011 06:08 AM

No, thanks. I can discipline myself.

J. Falcon 06-01-2011 06:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 18181897)

Damn that is hilarious.

Bladewire 06-01-2011 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18180990)

Is this a picture of you?

L-Pink 06-01-2011 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squirtit (Post 18187027)
Is this a picture of you?

No, the little turd eater tried to fool me too.


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Bladewire 06-01-2011 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18180990)
Me too...

Not nice to try and fool people bro


http://i49.tinypic.com/290q3cg.jpghttp://webpages.charter.net/tenks/picard.gifhttps://gfy.com/image.php?u=12878&dateline=1300558890http://i49.tinypic.com/20fxqio.gif

thx L-Pink :thumbsup

d-null 06-01-2011 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squirtit (Post 18187027)
Is this a picture of you?

http://mishkanyc.com/bloglin/2010/02...le-pint-glass/

Bladewire 06-01-2011 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-null (Post 18187088)

Great find thx for that :thumbsup

livexxx 06-01-2011 05:13 PM

free anal sex?

merina0803 06-01-2011 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SIK (Post 18181946)
I've spent a day in a jail when I was 19... due to some skinhead releated crap

and it sucked donkey balls, so I don't miss anything

racist prick :1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 06-01-2011 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by merina0803 (Post 18187169)
racist prick :1orglaugh

Ahahahahahahahahahaha!

marlboroack 06-01-2011 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by asiandivagirlswebdude (Post 18181897)

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