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Socks 06-01-2011 08:16 AM

My 3 year old son just made me a pizza
 
http://i417.photobucket.com/albums/p...y/IMG_8423.jpg

The TV controller is the spoon.

loreen 06-01-2011 08:17 AM

Now let's see you eat it :)

sponsorpimp 06-01-2011 08:17 AM

Yummy lol

plsureking 06-01-2011 08:20 AM

looks like u have your hands full lol

brassmonkey 06-01-2011 08:25 AM

how does it taste?

Horny Joe 06-01-2011 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loreen (Post 18183217)
Now let's see you eat it :)

:1orglaugh

Well, it is a start! :) Soon you start getting breakfast in bed.... bread cut with a butter knife, ham, jam, ketchup and pastrami ;) Yummi! and coffee powder and cold water! ;)

Socks 06-01-2011 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horny Joe (Post 18183378)
:1orglaugh

Well, it is a start! :) Soon you start getting breakfast in bed.... bread cut with a butter knife, ham, jam, ketchup and pastrami ;) Yummi! and coffee powder and cold water! ;)

lol I remember my mom had a meeting when I was little and asked me to go make her some tea, her friend asked for coffee.. My mom never drank coffee so I didn't know how to make it. Apparently you don't put a tea bag in coffee. :P

pornguy 06-01-2011 08:54 AM

Wait till he brings shit in from the yard and wants to cook it. Already had to do that.

zseano 06-01-2011 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 18183873)
Wait till he brings shit in from the yard and wants to cook it. Already had to do that.

LOL wtf? :thumbsup

Jon Oso 06-01-2011 08:56 AM

It would be rude not to finish it.

Socks 06-01-2011 08:56 AM

Sort of like this, but more smelly?

http://s3.thisnext.com/media/largest...n/D83B9329.jpg

Socks 06-01-2011 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Oso (Post 18183910)
It would be rude not to finish it.

Yeah I'm stuck on the golf ball right now, I think I need to lube my throat.

Internet User 06-01-2011 08:58 AM

what a dumbass

Socks 06-01-2011 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Internet User (Post 18183950)
what a dumbass

http://www.freewebs.com/mervbley666/alucard.jpg

CaptainHowdy 06-01-2011 09:00 AM

You should slap him ...

Internet User 06-01-2011 09:01 AM

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule

spazlabz 06-01-2011 09:04 AM

I think you have a chef in the making there Socks, slap on some kitchen nightmares with gordon ramsey and feed his enthusiasm :):):)

Socks 06-01-2011 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Internet User (Post 18183992)

http://i417.photobucket.com/albums/p...y/IMG_8432.jpg

spazlabz 06-01-2011 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Socks (Post 18184153)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Damn Right!!

pornpf69 06-01-2011 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Socks (Post 18184153)

perfect!!!

Oracle Porn 06-01-2011 09:34 AM

wtf?
am I the only one who doesn't find it funny?

L-Pink 06-01-2011 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 18184188)
wtf?
am I the only one who doesn't find it funny?

View your avatar, it will explain everything :1orglaugh

mineistaken 06-01-2011 09:38 AM

pizza in a bowl with the spoon?

Socks 06-01-2011 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 18184198)
pizza in a bowl with the spoon?

Yes, most pizza starts in a bowl.

Are you smarter than a 3 year old? :winkwink:

Edit: To be fair, my topic is misleading.. This isn't "a pizza" but rather he started the process of making pizza for me. I make my own pizza all the time and he helps make the dough.

Internet User 06-01-2011 09:48 AM

why would post 3 year olds on GFY?

idiot

Chosen 06-01-2011 09:50 AM

Bon appetit :winkwink:

Socks 06-01-2011 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Internet User (Post 18184226)
why would post 3 year olds on GFY?

idiot

ESL, have you trained in it?

Ryan_AFF 06-01-2011 09:54 AM

I'd rather have that than the garbage they serve at KFC! :)

brassmonkey 06-01-2011 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Socks (Post 18184153)

my kids are grown :( enjoy every minute :thumbsup

CurrentlySober 06-01-2011 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 18183873)
Wait till he brings shit in from the yard and wants to cook it. Already had to do that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by zseano (Post 18183894)
LOL wtf? :thumbsup

Quote:

Originally Posted by Socks (Post 18183914)
Sort of like this, but more smelly?

http://s3.thisnext.com/media/largest...n/D83B9329.jpg

Why am I strangely attracted to this thread???

Socks 06-01-2011 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 18184351)
my kids are grown :( enjoy every minute :thumbsup

daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy come see come see come see come see come see :upsidedow

edit: dadddy it's winnie pooh! click on him, click on him right heeerre, right heeeere, look daddy, look!

beerptrol 06-01-2011 10:37 AM

nice, now it gives you something to do while you upload pics of u and your homies............................................ j/k

marlboroack 06-01-2011 10:44 AM

Is that your wedding band? :1orglaugh

Imortyl Pussycat 06-01-2011 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 18183873)
Wait till he brings shit in from the yard and wants to cook it. Already had to do that.

when i was that age i would swipe pie pans from the kitchen and go make mudpies decorated with flowers on top for my mama. my daughter did the same for me....too cute

Cyndalie 06-01-2011 10:51 AM

Too cute, My 3 year old makes "salad" for the rabbits in our back yard out of random stuff she finds.

spazlabz 06-01-2011 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Socks (Post 18184359)
daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy come see come see come see come see come see :upsidedow

edit: dadddy it's winnie pooh! click on him, click on him right heeerre, right heeeere, look daddy, look!

they grow up so very fast, babymakers right, cherish every second while they still have the wide eyes and easy smiles

thickcash_amo 06-01-2011 11:19 AM

How sweet of him to make you some pizza! Can he make anything else?

seeandsee 06-01-2011 11:57 AM

Now pay for real pizza :D good kid, by brothers son is preparing food and tea every time :))

John-ACWM 06-01-2011 12:38 PM

:) cool and funny kid!

AnimeFevers 06-01-2011 12:41 PM

I need to make myself a son so he can make me some pizza. Anyone want to make babies with me?? I'm young and the doctor said I have the best sperm :D

CaptainHowdy 06-01-2011 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marlboroack (Post 18184430)
Is that your wedding band? :1orglaugh

You never know when you'll meet someone online ...

twistyneck 06-01-2011 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 18183978)
You should slap him ...

Indeed, he should be severely punished for trying to choke you to death.

czarina 06-01-2011 12:57 PM

ohhhh that's so sweet!!!

Surrogate 06-01-2011 01:51 PM

cool writer!


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