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V_RocKs 06-02-2011 12:22 AM

To kill or not to kill... a mockingbird?
 
I have a mockingbird living in the tree behind my house. It sings very loudly literally throughout the entire night. I am figuring if I wait until mid-August when everyone on the block has their windows open with the nighttime heat I can blast the fucker with a shotgun and quite possibly receive a round of applause from my neighbors.

iggysick 06-02-2011 12:56 AM

Kill the fucker!

loreen 06-02-2011 04:37 AM

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2Y9u8aIasK...rds3_Sweet.jpg

Fluffy little creature.
Don't kill it :|

ArsewithClass 06-02-2011 04:45 AM

I think to kill for the sake of killing, is totally wrong :(

To kill for food, in a humane way is ammicable, to kill just because it annoys you is ridiculous, considering we have annoyed the mockingbird building around the trees.

I suggest you get a cat or do something that removes the problem over a few weeks, you shall find it vacates the tree & moves to another, lol, maybe in a tree in your back garden :winkwink:

seeandsee 06-02-2011 04:58 AM

save the birds!

ArsewithClass 06-02-2011 05:13 AM

http://www.eirglish.com/wp-content/u...to-be-bird.jpg

:winkwink:

2MuchMark 06-02-2011 05:15 AM

Birds contribute to everything good about where you live. They are indicators of the health of your environment, propagate plant life through pollination and seed dispersement, and control the insect population. They also control the rodent population and eat pests harmful to plants and crops.

No one will applaud if you kill it.

Chosen 06-02-2011 05:16 AM

Try to talk to the bird, explain that you need to sleep at night :)

Also earplugs might help you :)

elmy 06-02-2011 05:19 AM

kill him now!

http://www.ryanbyrd.net/images/flies_big.jpg

ArsewithClass 06-02-2011 05:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 18188271)
Birds contribute to everything good about where you live. They are indicators of the health of your environment, propagate plant life through pollination and seed dispersement, and control the insect population. They also control the rodent population and eat pests harmful to plants and crops.

No one will applaud if you kill it.

Agreed, i never thought about the insects that shall breed rapidly, simple as gnats that bite you in the night, making you close your windows... pretty pointless in the end :(

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 06-02-2011 05:32 AM

http://media-2.web.britannica.com/eb...4-88CFE10B.jpg

I guess you're not alone:

http://www.doobybrain.com/wp-content...ockingbird.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Wo03LF4wp7...ockingbird.jpg

Awwww... :(

ADG

TheDoc 06-02-2011 05:43 AM

I'll take care of your mockingbird if you come here and take care of the woodpecker that pecks on our ac/heater vents.

2intense 06-02-2011 06:37 AM

Kill the fucker! :1orglaugh

V_RocKs 06-02-2011 12:30 PM

The shot guns are for chukar, dove, duck, geese, rabbits, the list goes on and it's served me well. I don't use them on things I am not going to eat. Even after I get drunk. But this fucking mockingbird is... well... mocking me!

Why does my neighbor have to have the tallest tree on in a 1/2 mile radius? Read up on it and that is why it chooses his tree. Going to talk to him and see if I can get him to cut it shorter.

96ukssob 06-02-2011 12:31 PM

birds dont have feelings :thumbsup

alexxx 06-02-2011 12:53 PM

cut down that tree

marlboroack 06-02-2011 12:55 PM

Hurt the bird and i will find you... Don't you dare hurt your feathered friends. I'm not joking. And depending on the state your in it can be a charge up to 3,500$. Don't fuckin do it, I'm warning you. grr

pornmasta 06-02-2011 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 18187800)
I can blast the fucker with a shotgun and quite possibly receive a round of applause from my neighbors.

:mad::mad::mad:

Scott McD 06-02-2011 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 18189579)
birds dont have feelings :thumbsup

Who says ??





ArsewithClass 06-02-2011 02:17 PM




:thumbsup

_Richard_ 06-02-2011 02:25 PM

Arming Yourself

1

Fill the super-soaker water gun with water.
2

Attach the scope for a better shot.
3

Shoot all mockingbirds that come into sight.


Read more: How to Get Rid of Mockingbirds | eHow.com http://www.ehow.com/how_5560813_rid-...#ixzz1O9kJRUAg

V_RocKs 06-03-2011 04:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 18189899)
Arming Yourself

1

Fill the super-soaker water gun with water.
2

Attach the scope for a better shot.
3

Shoot all mockingbirds that come into sight.


Read more: How to Get Rid of Mockingbirds | eHow.com http://www.ehow.com/how_5560813_rid-...#ixzz1O9kJRUAg

Now there is an idea... Got my nephew coming down this weekend. I'll have to ask him to bring his!

taken300 06-03-2011 05:29 AM

I don't care what did "Atticus Finch" said... However i myself against of killing birds.. Hunting other than birds is ok for me... ;)

DamianJ 06-03-2011 05:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 18188235)
I think to kill for the sake of killing, is totally wrong :(

To kill for food, in a humane way is ammicable, to kill just because it annoys you is ridiculous, considering we have annoyed the mockingbird building around the trees.

I suggest you get a cat or do something that removes the problem over a few weeks, you shall find it vacates the tree & moves to another, lol, maybe in a tree in your back garden :winkwink:

So it's wrong to kill it, but OK to get a cat to kill it?

What colour is the sky in your world, Gary?

ArsewithClass 06-03-2011 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18191111)
So it's wrong to kill it, but OK to get a cat to kill it?

What colour is the sky in your world, Gary?

Once again, Damian makes a tit of himself... when did I say get the cat to kill it....

Read it again.... You really are a fucking knob & make a cock of all threads!

"I suggest you get a cat or do something that removes the problem over a few weeks, you shall find it vacates the tree"

A cat may keep it away! You really have got it in for me you frigging stalker! Im seriously getting pissed off with your antics now. :2 cents:

_Richard_ 06-03-2011 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 18190988)
Now there is an idea... Got my nephew coming down this weekend. I'll have to ask him to bring his!

i'd honestly go one step further and put something awful in that water.. something that smells really bad that washes out eventually

make that bird remember for the first time in it's life

DamianJ 06-03-2011 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 18191568)
O Im seriously getting pissed off with your antics now. :2 cents:

Really? I'm so scared.

V_RocKs 06-03-2011 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 18191573)
i'd honestly go one step further and put something awful in that water.. something that smells really bad that washes out eventually

make that bird remember for the first time in it's life

Oh snap!

_Richard_ 06-03-2011 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 18192245)
Oh snap!

haha happy hunting

Quote:

birds have an olfaction threshold range of 0.01 to 0.5 ppm, while the McKeegan study. (2002) report thresholds of 1 and 2.5 ppm for ammonia and hydrogen sulphide respectively in hens, Gallus domesticus.
Contrast these results to human detection threshold for ammonia ranges from 0.0005 to 0.37 ppm and much lower threshold for hydrogen sulphide at 1×10E-7 to 0.0002 ppm (McKeegan study. 2002).

Read more: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Can_birds_smell#ixzz1OFByvpnC


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