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SallyRand 06-02-2011 06:43 AM

Police Shoot Concrete Alligator!
 
http://www.fox4kc.com/news/wdaf-inde...,4098846.story

4:56 p.m. CDT, May 31, 2011

INDEPENDENCE, Mo.?

An alligator caused a lot of commotion for one Independence man Sunday when three Independence police officers shot at his concrete lawn ornament.

Rick Sheridan was working in his garage when he heard gunshots. He went around the back of his house to a pond, where he saw three police officers. The three officers had spotted the gator and were lined up on the bank, shooting at the large reptile.

"The officer fired two rounds, and killed my concrete, ornamental alligator," Sheridan said.

After realizing their bullets were bouncing off the yard art alligator, police left. Sheridan says now he plans to patch up his wounded gator. "

L-Pink 06-02-2011 07:08 AM

I know what I want you to dress like for next Halloween.

rogueteens 06-02-2011 07:21 AM

That report makes a nice change from the usual, where they end by saying that the person plans to sue.

Phoenix 06-02-2011 07:25 AM

id be hella pissed if cops came into my backyaard and shot their guns off

sue? probably not...but good chance to make buddies with the cops...could come in handy later

_Richard_ 06-02-2011 07:53 AM

kinda messed up lol

bronco67 06-02-2011 08:16 AM

Cops are just dying to exercise some itchy trigger fingers these days.

Scott McD 06-02-2011 09:05 AM

Don't tase my croc bro !!

onwebcam 06-02-2011 09:09 AM

fucking morons

CaptainHowdy 06-02-2011 09:12 AM

http://www.freakingnews.com/Pictures...elebrities.jpg

hollywoodskincompany 06-02-2011 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18188482)
I know what I want you to dress like for next Halloween.

lolololol

adultzone 06-02-2011 09:14 AM

LOL I would love to see that for real!

baddog 06-02-2011 09:50 AM

Our last night in Amsterdam we were walking by a park that had all kinds of large amphibians in it.









http://www.pimpspromo.com/galleries/...010132_big.jpg


They looked pretty real in the darkness.

brassmonkey 06-02-2011 09:56 AM

it looked real hahahaha

96ukssob 06-02-2011 10:23 AM

fantastic. just keep a look out for your drug dealer neighbor and make sure to wear a bullet proof vest and say away from the windows :2 cents:

L-Pink 06-02-2011 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 18189108)
it looked real hahahaha

And to think that poor gator walked all the way from Florida to Missouri just to get shot.

brassmonkey 06-02-2011 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand (Post 18188449)
http://www.fox4kc.com/news/wdaf-inde...,4098846.story

4:56 p.m. CDT, May 31, 2011

INDEPENDENCE, Mo.?

An alligator caused a lot of commotion for one Independence man Sunday when three Independence police officers shot at his concrete lawn ornament.

Rick Sheridan was working in his garage when he heard gunshots. He went around the back of his house to a pond, where he saw three police officers. The three officers had spotted the gator and were lined up on the bank, shooting at the large reptile.

"The officer fired two rounds, and killed my concrete, ornamental alligator," Sheridan said.

After realizing their bullets were bouncing off the yard art alligator, police left. Sheridan says now he plans to patch up his wounded gator. "

someones going to be in trouble. they can't fire their weapon and just leave. :helpme

dan@noof 06-02-2011 10:51 AM

Yeah, if your IQ is too high, you can't be a cop. Explains this type of shit perfectly...

http://www.nytimes.com/1999/09/09/ny...iq-scores.html


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ottopottomouse 06-02-2011 11:05 AM

Wonder what they would do to a garden full of gnomes.

ffnK.O. 06-02-2011 11:10 AM

you've got to be kidding me? haha with every passing day my dislike for cops goes +1

tiger 06-02-2011 11:14 AM

WTF were they doing in the guy's backyard to begin with?

Jman 06-02-2011 11:16 AM

Hehehe... probably your best post, thanks for sharing

cherrylula 06-02-2011 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 18188938)
Don't tase my croc bro !!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

marlboroack 06-02-2011 12:19 PM

Poor concrete ornamental alligator :( When i lived in FL i used to leave my Gator in the Sun all day so they could relax, what if some ass hole popo put 2 rounds in him =/ I would go ape shit. I still want to know why the police were in the dudes back yard in the 1st place.


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