If You Had $1,000,000.00 In Liquid Assets Available?..
 

I?m NOT talking about a $1M TOTAL net worth, I?m talking about $1M that is completely liquid and not allocated for any particular purpose. Let?s just say you have those funds sitting in a tax-exempt money market account collecting squat for interest and would like to start seeing some serious ROI. Where would you invest $1M cash today? On-line adult, on-line mainstream, brick and mortar, real estate, stock market, etc? I know this is GFY but who knows maybe someone here has a small nugget of wisdom they?d like to share?

Virtual reality porn.

i've always fancied shares in apple, im not stock market expert but from the basic knowledge I have and looking at the track record, they look like a good bet to me, as i said, no expert though!

i'd put it in a decent oil company paying %5 dividend and collect 50g's/year for life

I had a fairly large position in Apple that I sold at $87 when I liquidated a large chunk of my stock portfolio (based on advice from a very successful CFP) when things started looking pretty bad a couple of years ago. At the time I was on top of the world thinking I timed my exit perfectly however we all know Apple is worth nearly 4 times that now. :mad:

long term - I'd buy 10 rental units.

dump it all into a cam domain and you'll make over $10 billion a year

Condos, townhomes, apts, single family?

For 1MM you could probably buy up half up arizona or FLA ;-)

wait for facebook ipo

tube.com

Send 1,000,000 hits/day to CamGirls.com

Buy Island

Income producing real estate.

agricultural real estate

Sony. They're at an all time low because of all the security issues recently and they just released footage of the new PSP replacement today.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=RIaJHh60hQY



Price Tag: $250 USD

Better make sure you buy as soon as the stock market opens in the morning.

Feel free to send a little something my way when you make a shitload of cash. :winkwink:

It would depend on the area. Probably a condo or townhouse unless the single family homes were in good condition.

Real Estate and make 12%+ returns for life.
No brainer.

I'd start a payday loan / title loan "store"

$1M probably would be enough. If not, with $1M you could get financed for the rest.

Get that millie out on the street bringing you after expenses well over 200% forever

Use the money coming in to buy another payday loan / title loan "store", some storage units, trailer lots (lots only) and shit like that

Do some misc shit like quarter pushers (1000%+++ roi)

Put a lot of effort into paying the god damned thieving government as little as possible without them breaking it off in my ass, the raping bastards.

Relax a lot

Real estate is a great wealth builder. And it can help you protect yourself from the thieving bastards of our government. But you've got to know what you're doing. You really have to do your homework in order to not fuck everything up all to hell.

I'd open a video production studio in New Zealand, Brazil, Bangkok or Cyprus.

But 50k won't be 50k in a decade or less... it's less and less as time goes by you

I thought it said you had to spend it all on one project

As a rule I don't believe in putting more than 10% of my net worth at risk (when I have some money)

So if $1M was all I had, I'd put no more that $100k into any one project at any one time

If it was just extra money to play with - the loan stores - no question - what in the HELL is more profitable and consistent? Nothing.

Right here.

I'd do one of these two things:

a) Buy up front foots and create annuity for life. There are still tons of developers fire selling them for better cash flow.

b) become a hard money lender for real estate investors that know what they're doing and successfully flipping in today's market. Easy 15 to 17% return on your money and at least one point on each deal. Do it at 60% LTV and make sure they have funds for renovations and its almost fool proof unless the market completely crashes. Even if they do fuck up, you own the house. There is no shortage of flippers that use HM, but there is a shortage of HML's.

buy an arsenal of assault rifles & ammo. When the world shits the bed, you will have an appreciating asset that provides ideal protection.

:1orglaugh nice one

The guys successfully finding 60% deals are going to laugh at 17% ... Go on up to 80% and you'll find the ones who don't care if they pay well over 20% but .. that gets risky

BTW if anyone reading this has or knows someone with a spare $1,000,000
buy Tube.com for me and we'll go 50/50 partners! Enough for 2 islands! :winkwink:

Always take the longshots!

Buy an island? Seriously? You get that he only has $1 million right?

You won't find a HML anywhere under 10% unless you find some chump out of the blue.
HML will on average be 12%+ plus points.

I read an article a few weeks ago about HML'ing. Seemed to good to be true but I have been meaning to do some more research on the subject. Thanks for the reminder! If anyone here has any experience as a hard money lender I'd love to hear about it.

i would have bought gold 6 months ago (like i did with much less than $1m lol)

gold will never go down in the foreseeable future..

so with any other investment, whats your point?

No, buy TUBE.COM for $1,000,000

Build into whopping whore tube site!

Send whopping traffic to CAMGIRLS.COM Got that covered! :thumbsup

Make $10 billion a year, buy Hawaii!


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if i had a million to burn i would burn it not invest it.. but once you have a million it is too addicting to make more so you never have a million to burn.

With that being said. Invest in drugs , legal or illegal. we have been really fucking with mother earth.won't be long before she pukes.

Buy Gold.

Is tube.com for sale?

Totally. People still need a place to live. Housing prices have dropped, but rental prices haven't

I'd invest half in mutual funds, and find a promising startup or three to fund with the rest.

Buy cocaine :) dont actualy touch or deal with it direct, just finance and collect :)

Bitcoins ;)

Where I live a million could buy me probably 6 decent 3 bedroom style homes and leave me enough money to do any renovations I would need on them to make them nice. Houses like that rent for around $1000-$1200 per month depending on location and the house. At that rate I would collect around $6-7.2K per month in rental income forever. Sure, there would be expenseses and potential upkeep and dealing with renters, but there are ways to work towards making sure that you limit your exposure on that stuff.

Sit on the property for several years and let it slowly regain its value and then decide what I want to do with it.

Probably real estate...

buy or build a LARGE 10,000 sq foot house and open a swing club on weekends. Not as a business, but as a private residence. Donations at the door. No govn't agencies up your ass, it's a house party. much like the red rooster in vegas or other like it. Then piles of free content would be available just a matter of talking to people as they come to party, plus donations are cash - untraceable - tax free income. People see more and more free porn and more and more want to do it, swinging is growing like crazy, and for someone like you in the scene it would be easy to do. Just run fri and sat night only. you'd clear 200K tax free a year with little work 2 nights a week meeting people in the lifestyle you like to live already

Office units, rental homes!

do as other billioners do and buy MNHVF.PK, around 15 percent net yield to current price. Main company owner is multibillioner and the wealthiest norwegian guy J.Frederiksen, he even recently had few insider buys too.

coming from you jake I know this a serious question.....

Real estate....definitly...all the really rich fuckers are in real estate...

buy real estate in a good location

Call it Herpes House! :winkwink:

At least it won't take 20 years to pay for itself like real estate.