Serious question time: I have a rather large penis...
 

and my girl's bum hole is waaaay too small.

Any tips?

Call your insurance agent and purchase anal demolition insurance.

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Post pix in random girls and make a site.

Very sound advice. Would hate to destroy it then be stuck for life with a worn out used up useless asshole to contend with.. at least some financial gains would ease my suffering while dealing with her used up old sand hole.

Am I supposed to use a print-out of the website to help glide it in or something? I'm not quite following young grasshopper. This is a very serious issue that reaches beyond the scapes of solving issues by webmastering.

You are that fat guy that used to want to fight people on the street over at Medium Pimpin board. :1orglaugh

Your penis is small. JK man, how has life been? :thumbsup

Fuck her pussy.

Does she know that your penis is fake ?

I never knew Medium Pimpin had a board lol, life's been life.. I still have that penile dysfunction, it keeps getting bigger every time it see's you.

Aww, don't lie. All of us "old timers" remember you.

Did that, had a baby, trying something new this time.

Oh ive always been a vocal fucker.. however never ever on Medium Pimpin.. just GG&J and DMPM.. oh and here of course

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHH FOR FUCK SAKES SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H She doesn't know. she's always too busy crying afterwards to notice it's an implant

I could stunk cock for you:2 cents:

Do what I did. I had penis reduction surgery. Oddly enough I nearly stroked out during the operation; This was about this time last year. I'm still hung like a horse, just don't hurt the wife as much.