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camperjohn64 06-26-2011 10:57 AM

Thank god the days of blind dates are over
 
So a female friend of mine trys to hook me up with a 40 year old friend of hers.

me: "May I see a photo?"

her: "Sorry no photo."

me: "Thanks anyway."

Then my friend trys to tell me how she is such a special girl, and doesn't need a photo, how she makes good money, has a PHD etc.

All I can think of, is that in 2011, if a girl doesn't have a photo of herself there is a problem. I don't care how much money she makes or if she has managed to trick the education system into giving her 3 letters behind her name, neither of those compenstate for a prissy personality that "doesn't need to show her photo".

Facebook, email, the digital camera - I am done with blind dates.

CurrentlySober 06-26-2011 10:59 AM

Are you so shallow, that looks are all that matter?

camperjohn64 06-26-2011 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18241208)
Are you so shallow, that looks are all that matter?

Looks are important to most people. There is a very small niche for short, fat, ugly girls. I don't think those websites convert at all.

Being tall, handsome, and athletic, I can afford to be discerning.

I bet $50 you're not tall, handsome, and athletic...are you?

B.Barnato 06-26-2011 11:07 AM

Maybe, just maybe she is a hottie who is not superficial and does not feel the need of plastering her face all over the world. That would be a bummer for sure.

CurrentlySober 06-26-2011 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by camperjohn64 (Post 18241233)
I bet $50 you're not tall, handsome, and athletic...are you?


http://i.imgur.com/NARRb.jpg

You Decide... This is my TIT!

Harmon 06-26-2011 11:09 AM

Maybe she sucks a mean sweaty meat stick and will allow you to pound her stinky anus bloody raw... with a smile.

CurrentlySober 06-26-2011 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by camperjohn64 (Post 18241233)
There is a very small niche for short, fat, ugly girls. I don't think those websites convert at all.

Who mentioned websites? I thought it was about a blind date?

camperjohn64 06-26-2011 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B.Barnato (Post 18241237)
Maybe, just maybe she is a hottie who is not superficial and does not feel the need of plastering her face all over the world. That would be a bummer for sure.

We know the odds on that one.

camperjohn64 06-26-2011 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18241240)
http://i.imgur.com/NARRb.jpg

You Decide... This is my TIT!

I stand corrected. What's your number? :-)

CurrentlySober 06-26-2011 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by camperjohn64 (Post 18241250)
I stand corrected. What's your number? :-)

A/S/L ???? !!!!111oneoneone

Chosen 06-26-2011 11:33 AM

:1orglaugh

pornmasta 06-26-2011 11:40 AM

I can't afford a girl without a picture

garce 06-26-2011 12:47 PM

Take the good job and PHD, and then go and fuck anything that breathes.

Women have been marrying wealthy, old, and ugly men for centuries. Its their "Modus Operandi" Go for the security, fuck whatever you want - and use her money to facilitate it.

L-Pink 06-26-2011 12:56 PM

I've always had a fetish for blind dates. The sex is incredible, you can pick you nose whenever you want, they don't give a shit what tv show you watch. Though it is a bit creepy when they do that Stevie Wonder swaying of their head.

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camperjohn64 06-26-2011 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce (Post 18241437)
Take the good job and PHD, and then go and fuck anything that breathes.

Women have been marrying wealthy, old, and ugly men for centuries. Its their "Modus Operandi" Go for the security, fuck whatever you want - and use her money to facilitate it.

I'm already doing that...with another girl.

shimmy2 06-26-2011 02:43 PM

lol@ american girls. travel dude, broads are better abroad


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