Fuck With Me Now You haters!
 

.........my shit site just got ACCEPTED BY AMAZON!

I used my KANSAS CORPORATE INFO and gave Amazon a link to a for shit website and got APPROVED!


"Congratulations, your application to the Amazon.com Associates Program
has been approved.

For future reference, your unique Associates ID ixxxINC-XX.

To get started quickly, visit Associates Central at

http://affiliate-program.amazon.com. You will find a number of useful tools
there including:

Product Links
(http://affiliate-program.amazon.com/...dual/main.html)
- Link directly to a specific product on Amazon using the product image
or text.

Widgets (http://widgets.amazon.com) - Build a Slideshow, My Favorites,
or Wishlist widget to showcase your favorite products on your site.

Omakase
(http://affiliate-program.amazon.com/...ized/main.html)
- Leave it up to us! Omakase links show your site visitors what they're
most likely to buy based on Amazon's unique understanding of your site,
the visitor, and the page itself.

aStore (http://affiliate-program.amazon.com/...tore/main.html)
- Build your own online store featuring products from Amazon, and
organize them into your own categories or use Amazon's categories.

Associates Central is also the place to view your online earnings
reports, update your account information, and get the latest Associates
program news. If you have not already provided your payment
information, make sure you do so in the "Account Settings" section of
Associates Central
(http://affiliate-program.amazon.com/...ment-info.html).
We will not be able to pay you until this information is entered.

Your Associates ID plaresinc-20 will be used to track qualifying purchases made
by your site visitors when you link to Amazon. All links and widgets
built using the tools in Associates Central,
http://affiliate-program.amazon.com, will automatically contain your ID,
provided you log in before building them.

Thank you for joining the Amazon.com Associates Program. We look
forward to working with you! Please contact us if you have any questions
or need help getting started (http://affiliate-program.amazon.com/contact).

Sincerely,

The Associates Program Staff Amazon.com Associates Program
http://affiliate-program.amazon.com

Do NOT tell me that my methods do not work!

The ASS KISSING line forms on the LEFT!

yeah but you are a kansas resident though. wont work for a ca resident.

1. Go to contact form http://affiliate-program.amazon.com/contact.
2. Send mail to Amazon telling them affiliate plaresinc-20 is spamming boards with a weird message. Link to this post and the one he just made minutes ago.
3. ????
4. Profit

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Everybody do this! :thumbsup

The funny thing is nobody doubted you'd be approved.

A KS resident wouldn't be denied.

Neither would a CA resident posing as a KS resident. They'd still be committing fraud though.

you da man Sally:thumbsup:thumbsup you go girl!













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you = :pimp

"Fuck With Me Now You haters!"

What a great way to gain trust and business. lol .....

What is with peoples total lack of business and public relations common sense? We have Eddie, Nalem, now you! Wonder who the next fuck-up to crawl out from under a rock is going to be?


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sent :thumbsup

Thank you! Your e-mail has been sent.

We will reply as soon as possible, usually within 24 hours.

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Email sent. :)

...poor poor Sally Rand :sadcrying That would be mean guys, I hope your all just fucking with him :(

Bullshit!

Why not?

You are a moron.

There is no law that says a California resident cannot own a Kansas corporation.
There is no prohibition against a KANSAS corporation signing up as an Amazon affiliate.

The California resident is NOT "posing" as a Kansas resident, you poor clueless bastard!

Where is the fuck did you go to school such that you have absolutey no fucking idea about how corporations work? I hope you have SOMEONE with even the tiniest bit of knowledge is running whatever sort of business you claim to have.

Since this worthless cunt said "FUCK WITH ME NOW" I agree with moeloubani .........


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Of course! I really don't give a fuck. I set up three new accounts this morning.

You and your fellow haters would rather see banned Amazon affiliates out of work and out of money than to see them do business with me.

Fuck you!

That's OK.

To the three Amazon accounts I set up this morning were for corporations owned by................................................ .................................................. .........................

CALIFORNIA RESIDENTS!

Your poor dumb fucks are destined to REMAIN dumb fucks.

And hopefully poor.

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sally, How's your clit this morning? Does it itch?

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I already posted this in the mainstream forum discussion but since you posted this here, I will addit here to.

Ok, yesterday I asked Amazon myself whether this would be acceptable or not. Btw, I asked this before anyone started saying to send the stuff to Amazon as Spam. When you were dodging the question as to whether you had asked Amazon directly whether it was acceptable or not I decided to ask them myself. So, this was not an attempt to fuck with you or your biz. It was an attempt to get a legitimate answer.

What I posed to them was:

Here is the reply I received just a little while ago:

I do not know that that decides anything one way or another. However it does sound like if an established Amazon associate in California switched their address to an address in Kansas then Amazon might start asking questions.

If I receive anything else from them, I will post it here.

Is this your way of attracting new clients? You might want to think about hiring a PR firm.

Oh but sarrerh, you must be an idiot. Where did you go to school?

I'm a woman lawyer and I know the laws. I am also a corporation expert.

Amazon is lying to you.

My system absolves you of all liability.

Sally (Marion) Rand

You are assuming he has clients. First mistake.

LOL yeah Im dying to do biz with this guy.

Of course you were trying to fuck with me and below you and everyone else will find out why!

Try READING the Amazon response and I QUOTE:

" I can tell you, the payee address on your account should reflect your primary residence or your company’s primary place of business................"

"or your company’s primary place of business................"

"or your company’s primary place of business................"

"or your company’s primary place of business................"

And YOU asked the wrong question because I never wrote one fucking word about CHANGING any info on EXISTING Amazon accounts, nor did I IMPLY that any such BANNED accoutns should be changed.

See, this is the problem with you people; you know fuck all about how to do business!

No wonder Adult is in the shape it is!

I did NOT write ONE GODDAMNED WORD about "CHANGING THE ADDRESS ON AN ACCOUNT!"

NOT ONE!

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Is ENGLISH a second fucking language?

The place of RESIDENCE of a KANSAS CORPORATION is FUCKING KANSAS, YOU DIMWITS!

I told you clueless motherfuckers to open NEW ACCOUNT; GET THAT?

NEW!

FUCKING NEW!

Amazon accounts using KANSAS CORPORATIONS!

What in the ever-loving-Hell is wrong with you that you cannot read a SIMPLE FUCKING SENTENCE AND DERIVE ITS MEANING?

I wrote of OPENING NEW AMAZON ACCOUNTS using KANSAS COPORATIONS!

I wrote of OPENING NEW AMAZON ACCOUNTS using KANSAS COPORATIONS!

I wrote of OPENING NEW AMAZON ACCOUNTS using KANSAS COPORATIONS!

Hav you FUCKING GOT IT NOW?

I even SHOWED YOU HOW IT COULD BE DONE!

I did NOT write ONE FUCKING WORLD ABOUT CHANGING ADDRESSES!

PUT DOWN THE FUCKING PIPE AND STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER BEFORE YOU BREAK THE GODDAMNED INTERNET!

See, the deal is this:

Some of you are so blinded by hatred that your first responses go something like this:

"Sally Rand has posted a business offer!"

"It's fraud!"

"It's a scam!"

"Watch out for Sally Rand!"

Fuck you!

I made a straightforward offer to set up KANSAS CORORATIONS, which ARE ACCEPTED BY AMAZON, so that BANNED AFFILIATES could open NEW AMAZON AFFILIATES, using the KANSAS CORPORATE INFORMATION!

NO SCAM!

NO FRAUD!

NOT "Change the fucking address!"!

I even told you nearly EVERYTHING THAT YOU MIGHT WANT TO DO TO ENSURE THAT THE KANSAS CORPORATE AMAZON ACCOUNT WOULD REMAIN SECURE AND I DID IT FOR FREE!

I doubt that the average IQ number of this place would even be close to a number that indicated ROOM TEMPERATURE!

You people out of the wards on PASSES?

Are you people allowed to walk around in public with A FUCKING KEEPER?

Tell, you what.......................................

Go back, get some of the hate that you so LOVE out of your ratbrain skulls and READ what I posted and you just might LEARN SOMETHING!

By the way, there a a couple of smart people on this froum as they have contacted me regarding this issue............................................. ............

If I can be of help to you, hit me up.
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Didn't read it, don't care. No one trusts your lying ass anyway.


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If that's true, then they are gullible lambs to the slaughter.

The primary place of business for any corporation is where the activities of running the business take place REGARDLESS of the on paper registration of the company.

If an affiliate has a company in Costa Rica but the activities of that business take place in New York then the company is deemed to be conducting it's primary business activities in New York and the laws of New York apply.

You're a scammer Marion Lynn, nothing more nothing less.

Go fuck yourself.

Is it that time of the month sally?


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I answered you in the mainstream forum but since everything on this is doubled out anyway I will put what I put there in here (and maybe a touch more).

Dude, chill.

I did not ask them about changing addresses. You can see in my post exactly what I wrote to them.

I tried to make it sound as if I was in the process of establishing an associate account and wanted to know if this method was ok with them.

Just where the fuck in there do I indicate that I am an existing affiliate wanting to change an address.


In their answer, they addressed changing the address so when I wrote my conclusion I pointed that out.

But you don't take the time to read through shit. You just go and spout your hatred for anyone who dares to engage you in a conversation.

Now go back and read what I wrote to them and see if I am misrepresenting any damn thing.

Damn.

Now for some that I did not put in the mainstream forum because I did not want to break any rules over there.

From here on out I will fuck with you, every chance I get. I am sick and tired of the venom that you spit in my direction every fucking chance you get.

You came into this forum pretending to be a chick. You did everything you could to maintain that persona no matter how many people exposed you for what you were. The only reasonable conclusion that any intelligent person could make from that was that you were either trying to scam people or that you were setting up a scam.

I have been a member of the adult web in some fashion since about 1991 or so, first on BBS and then on the net. I am a member of this community and I will be damned if I will just sit back when it is obvious that someone is trying to pull a fast one and not say something about it especially when the person pulling the shit is local to me.

You hate me because I helped expose you. You hate me because I got Gene unbanned after you whined to Eric. You hate me because I saw through your crap and continue to see through it.

Stop wasting your time hating and start putting some of that energy into actually accomplishing something beyond the quick buck and you might actually get somewhere.

I have given you multiple chances to own up, come clean and get a fresh start, you refuse to take them and you continue to spew your venom at me every chance you get.

Game is on motherfucker as of right now.

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I am not a "SCAMMER", you dickwad!

And fuck you, you are merely a hater and a peice of shit.

You are trying to tell people that if their sites are hosted in Bumfuck, Egypt that Bumfuckegypt laws apply?

Yeah, right.

What if your hosting is offshore?

What laws then apply?

What you have written just ain't fuckin' true.

Any business conducted by a KANSAS CORPORATION on the fucking INTERNET is cosndiered to be CONTROLLED BY KANSAS LAW and KANSAS LAW allows a coporation to engage in any business WHICH IS LAWFUL IN KANSAS!

Internet marketing is lawful in Kansas.

As the result of YOUR HATE, you are trying to split NON-EXISTENT HAIRS to attempt to discourage people from doing business with me.

Fuck you.

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I'm right, Barney.

What Kansas law says means shit.

If you conduct your business in New York, then New York laws apply. If you conduct your business in California then California laws apply.

Are you really so dumb as not to realise that.

My company owns adult bookstores in Australia, if I opened one in California I cannot claim exemption from California sales tax as my place of business is in California. California will expect all taxes due for business operations carried on within the state.

Likewise an affiliate opening a company in Kansas cannot claim exemption from local taxes if he / she carries on business within the state of California.

Marion Lynn, I don't know how you have managed to survive 65 years while being so dumb, it's probably why you need to live where you do, because you're a broke loser who has been bankrupt and has scammed anyone he could.

You are a scammer, you are an ex bankrupt, you are a filthy low life.

Shall we play a game?



You really should reconsider and there will be no hard feelings.

You really do not want to pursue your threat.

See, I got a switch, a "survival switch" and you trip that little motherfucker you need to hope that the Lord blesses and keeps you because I sure and the fuck will not.

Don't force me into that kind of a corner because you and those on the interent around you will not like the results.

I do not hate you but you might want to go over to Gene's house to help him with his yard sales in which he is selling old clothes and crap he's picked up from other yard sales.

His fuckin' front yard looks like it should be in the Barrio.

Please do not do what you have suggested.

You will not like the results.

I need not dig a grave as I would not be seeking revenge but rather only defending myself but I am a Street Kid and Street Kids become Berserkers when defending themselves.

Street Kids hit back until the Street Kid is down or the other guy is down and stays down and then the Street Kid kicks the other guy in the head a few times to make certain that he does not get up.

Don't.

Please, for yourself and the others on this forum, don't.

I do not want to go to the places I will have to go and you and others do not want me to go there either.

Not a real Bible verse but it kinda tells you where I will go if you pursue your threat:

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

From "Pulp Fiction":

"I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. .45 here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin, Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd. "

And I am trying to be The Shpherd here but if you do not want that, you need to remember that I can be The Tyranny and not think twice about it.

I do not wish to become The Tyranny.

Thank you all for looking.

Quoting some movie is supposed to make someone scared of a tranny? You should be banned for making threats.

"Stand your ground; don?t fire unless fired upon, but if they mean to have a war, let it begin here.?

Captain John Parker, April 19, 1775.

Please do not fire upon me further.

You will not like where I will go:

Fair warning and a shot has been fired across your bows.

meltdown ... 9 ... 8 ... 7 ... 6 ... 5 ...

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I have only responded to threats previously made against me.

Read the thread stupid.

Throwing threats around here is a very dangerous game, you have already started to piss off the wrong people, be very careful because you are way out of your depth.

Negative, L-Pink; I am not melting down but rather getting ready to go into, shall we say, "Defensive Mode" and should I be forced into that position.......................................... ..................................

............I don't wanna talk about it..........................................

But I fucking guarrantee you that you will not like it.

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Silly Rant is the Walter Mitty of GFY... :1orglaugh

ADG

I have not thrown a single threat but have merely indicated a bit of how I might respond to the Declaration of WAR against me posted in this very thread.

READ THE THREAD MORON!

And by the way, I run silent and deep.

Do not force me into places both myself an you would rather have me not go.

Fatfoo says:

a threat is an expression of an intention to inflict pain, injury, evil, or punishment with any other indication of impending danger or harm. :1orglaugh

Awww Marion's gonna have himself a little cry.

A response to the threat earlier posted is NOT a "threat", halfwit.

Make another threat against me and find out............................................... ......

I know you are but what am I? :1orglaugh People like you get MY DICK HARD. :thumbsup

You're 65, broke, without resources, on an adult webmasters forum making implied threats against people with lots of money, numerous resources and a long reach.

Want to take bets on who would come out best in a scrape ?