MALE v FEMALE AT THE ATM
 

You may have seen this one, not sure...



A new sign in the Bank reads:

'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.

Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.'

MALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to the ATM.

2. LOWER your car window.

3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

6. Raise window.

7. Drive off.

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FEMALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to ATM machine.

2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.

3. Put hand brake on, put the window down.

4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.

5. Tell person on mobile phone you will call them back and hang up.

6. Attempt to insert card into machine.

7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.

8. Insert card.

9. Re-insert card the right way.

10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.

11. Enter PIN .

12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

13. Enter amount of cash required.

14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.

15. Retrieve cash and receipt.

16. Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside.

17. Write debit amount in cheque book and place receipt in back of it..

18. Re-check makeup.

19. Drive forward 2 feet.?

20. Reverse back to ATM machine.

21. Retrieve card.

22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.

23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.

24. Restart stalled engine and drive off.

25. Redial person on mobile phone.

26. Drive for 2 to 3 kilometres.

27. Release Hand Brake.


* I would like to add - NOT all females are like the above description :winkwink:

hehe :)

lol some of those might be really true :)

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that's so mean and so true at the same time :1orglaugh

that was fucking hilarious... and describes 9/10 of the girls I work with.

lol so true :D

Pretty funny.

It's all in the details :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I sure saw some of that kind.

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sadly, with the exception of the purse part, describes me perfectly after a couple bong hits lol

Even worse than women on the ATM are third worlders.. It's like they are scared to press the buttons.

This is true, actually met a 40 year old guy that had never used an ATM machine in his life. Also for some reason Korean males are unable to use ATMs even when they are in their language, go figure.

I knew I had a feminine side - I keep forgetting the handbreak

I think you could trim down the male version a little.

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We need one of these about old people and self checkout registers.

They only develop and build the technology not actually use it.

Sounds exactly right.

so true :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

this is funny, i have seen the other version of it.

They need a separate one because they take so damn long

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Ohh i fund myself in Female Procedure :1orglaugh

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Too funny - And spot on :1orglaugh

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funny shit

Is that like a PIN number?

I've never seen a drive-through ATM in my life. Must not be a city thing. Or a Canadian thing.

Funny but I've seen this before :)