A guy comes home from work and finds his wife...
 

A guy comes home from work and finds his wife packing her suitcase. He asks her what she is doing.

"I'm moving to Vegas, " she says.

"Really? Why?" he asks.

"I saw on TV that prostitution is legal in Nevada and that girls get $400 just for blowjobs. I figure I might as well get paid for what I give you for free."

The guy goes to the closet, grabs his suitcase and starts packing.

"What you are doing?" the wife asks.

"I'm going with you."

"Why?" she wonders.

"I want to see how you plan on living on $800 a year."


Probably an old joke, but a friend emailed it to me today and it made me laugh.

funny :)

nice one..lol

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Love it. Bitches always think they are Queens.

Hahah, thanks for posting :thumbsup

that's a good one. lol

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It's better than thinking they are trash.
I guess.

Hahahahahahaha, sweet!

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LOL, now that was pretty funny.

That was good.

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LOL... Made me laugh all right!

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good joke :thumbsup

LOL - That was a good one!

liked it

Lmao, good one...

I laugh at the funny joke

Very sweet and funny

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A guy comes home to find his wife in the kitchen watching a cooking show on TV ...

"What are you doing?!?" he exclaims, "You can't cook!"

To which she replied, "You watch porn, don't you???"

Good for a little laugh;) Thanks!

Thats from a Maxim Magazine back in 2004ish. Well thats where I first saw the joke anyhow :)

Its an oldie but a goodie.

That's hilarious.. and it's so normal in the states that men are hopelessly tied to frigid horrible women who only please their men 1-10 times per year and they think they're "lucky" when it happens

So so sad

Men need to wake up... if that woman really gives a fuck about you, she'll please you or understand when you have someone else do it

And it is SO true - the women with the most human value think the least of themselves - the most beautiful accomplished aggressive sweet loving talented women I have ever had didn't even know how amazing they were

I actually did LOL...

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Let's be honest. The most accomplished, aggresive and talented women you have ever known were working part-time at McDonalds to pay off their junior college student loans for that hairdressing "degree" that never worked out.

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yep old one....

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It may be old but it's still funny... Thanks!

:1orglaugh good one!

You would be surprised and confused at the high caliber of women I have kept company with.

"She's not out of my league if she's seeing me." :winkwink:

I came home from work and found my wife. thats it, I just found her still here.

perfect comeback / classic joke

Haha
 

Funny...
i know some girls around here, who can be a millionaire haha but they don't. :pimp

hadnt heard it before, very good

She'll please you? It's like women hate fucking and they only do it to please you :1orglaugh

Right.
Ask the neighbor :1orglaugh

hehehehehe good joke man

Talking about blowjobs. Most women in the states stop doing them for their men and get away with it. You are right though, I have heard many men say that their wives think sex is a FAVOR they're doing for their men. The women I've known always want it all of the time do it to me now now now - I can't imagine being with a frigid bitch who DOESN'T want sex. I always think, well, if a man is good at fucking, he's doing HER the favor.

If sex is a favour to HIM, then he's doing it wrong.

Reminds me of ancient wisdom passed down from generation to generation:

Father: Son how do you please a woman?
Son: Who cares?
Father: Exactly, son.

Doesn't count when they're crying, drunk or wanting a credit card number.

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i lol'd

anyways , idk about others , but my gf is very cock hungry, as soon as she comes , she tries to suck my cock.....
but then again she only comes 2-4 times a month, she has husband.

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I spit the coke on the keyboard :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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haha that was funny

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BTW Whores in Vegas are much cheaper :)

still funny!