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marketsmart 07-06-2011 01:40 PM

I was kicked out of a petting zoo during the weekend
 
apparently you are not supposed to touch the animals genitalia...

wtf, there are no signs that say this is not allowed..

i just wanted to see the goats cock...

i am waiting to hear back from my lawyer..

i will probably sue the zoo...





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porno jew 07-06-2011 01:41 PM

that's not how you milk a goat.

WarChild 07-06-2011 01:46 PM

Your civil rights were clearly violated. How dare the disgusting forces of tyranny rear up their ugly heads and tell you what you can and can't do?!? Have you called the NAACP yet??

L-Pink 07-06-2011 01:47 PM

How old was the goat?

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halfpint 07-06-2011 01:48 PM

did u have a boner while touching the animals genitalia ..thats the big question ?

marketsmart 07-06-2011 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18264615)
How old was the goat?

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i don't know.. i didnt get a chance to look at its teeth...




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marketsmart 07-06-2011 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 18264619)
did u have a boner while touching the animals genitalia ..thats the big question ?

no, i was concentrating on getting it hard so i could measure its length..




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marketsmart 07-06-2011 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 18264613)
Your civil rights were clearly violated. How dare the disgusting forces of tyranny rear up their ugly heads and tell you what you can and can't do?!? Have you called the NAACP yet??

i am supposed to have a phone conversation with andre trotter latter this evening..

he is well versed in these type of rights violations matters..

he made hundreds suing marriott after he was fired as a dishwasher.. :thumbsup




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ffnK.O. 07-06-2011 02:17 PM

try a bat next time. if i had the same ratio i'd have a cock over 6 feet long. that would be kind of obnoxious actually

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 07-06-2011 02:21 PM

http://images.cheezburger.com/comple...5852988800.jpg

:stoned

ADG

Wizzo 07-06-2011 02:31 PM

Next time just touch it with your hands and not your mouth and you should be fine. :winkwink:

_Richard_ 07-06-2011 02:42 PM

well? everything you ever dreamed?

Rochard 07-06-2011 03:04 PM

You should have done this in Montana. You know, where men are men and sheep are scared.

AnimeFevers 07-06-2011 03:09 PM

You wanked off a goat and got kicked out for it?

What is this world coming to...

B.Barnato 07-06-2011 03:09 PM

Next time visit a heavy petting zoo for a better experience:GFYBand

Freaky_Akula 07-06-2011 03:21 PM

You need help.

Chosen 07-06-2011 04:08 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Juicy D. Links 07-06-2011 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 18264596)
apparently you are not supposed to touch the animals genitalia...

wtf, there are no signs that say this is not allowed..

i just wanted to see the goats cock...

i am waiting to hear back from my lawyer..

i will probably sue the zoo...





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:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Barry-xlovecam 07-06-2011 05:03 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Next time try this in Afghanistan

http://skirmisher.org/wp-content/upl...horny-goat.jpg

They have real "horny goats."




Alprazolam 07-06-2011 05:57 PM

http://brunoberry.files.wordpress.co..._sheep-600.jpg

papill0n 07-06-2011 07:21 PM

go back there with a cob of corn shoved up your arse and plead with them to give you a second chance

SleazyDream 07-06-2011 10:56 PM

if you push on a sheep that's looking over a cliff, the sheep pushes back!

CurrentlySober 07-07-2011 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B.Barnato (Post 18264792)
Next time visit a heavy petting zoo for a better experience:GFYBand

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Markul 07-07-2011 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 18264596)
apparently you are not supposed to touch the animals genitalia...

wtf, there are no signs that say this is not allowed..

i just wanted to see the goats cock...

i am waiting to hear back from my lawyer..

i will probably sue the zoo...





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I figured it was something like this you fucking animal molesting asshole so I had to take you off ignore.

Now I can safely put you back on ignore, as you are clearly a (goat) cock sucker. ´

:321GFY


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