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wtfent 07-12-2011 12:45 AM

This should give every man hope of his fantasy coming true...
 
I have a cute blonde 24 year old lady friend that works for office depot. She said she was mad at her boyfriend at work the other day when this cute tall white older guy came in, he asked for help finding something so she went to help.

The store was dead so she looked at him and just started making out with the guy, she stopped cause she got nervous. They realize they are down the wrong aisle so they go down the next one, she grabs his dick and unzips his pants and starts sucking his dick in the middle of fuckin office depot.

She said she had never seen a guy more turned on, confused and nervous looking in his life. She sucked him off for about a minute and then got what he was looking for, he asked for her # and she said no. He then shops around a little more while girl is telling her female co-worker at checkout about it all. He checks out a few minutes later and the girl that sucked him off says in front of her manager which is now standing there as well (but doesnt know the story of course), did you find everything alright? Guy looking nervous as fuck says, "yes", tried to hand his # to her on a paper, she gave it back and he walked out. Blue balled like a mutha fucka yes but an awesome story for this guy to tell his friends thats for sure.

Tempest 07-12-2011 01:26 AM

She's a keeper!!

charlie g 07-12-2011 01:28 AM

That lying bitch. She took my number and won't stop calling me.





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lazycash 07-12-2011 02:27 AM

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4k6vpmw2ED...eDepotHand.JPG

The Duck 07-12-2011 03:20 AM

I just remembered I need some office supplies.

alias 07-12-2011 03:27 AM

Pics required.

seeandsee 07-12-2011 03:32 AM

share address, lets try it :)

InfoGuy 07-12-2011 04:29 AM

Bree Olsen works a side job at Office Depot?

Chosen 07-12-2011 06:38 AM

http://bfolder.ru/_ph/1/2/784404742.jpg

woj 07-12-2011 07:02 AM

pics or it didn't happen...

camperjohn64 07-12-2011 07:10 AM

Well, that was easy.

justinsain 07-12-2011 07:15 AM

I'm guessing the boyfriend was mad because his GF is always running her mouth.

digitalfantasies 07-12-2011 07:18 AM

I guess the boyfriend was mad because she didn't take the guys number

ilnjscb 07-12-2011 07:34 AM

They have recording security cams on every aisle

Choopa Phil 07-12-2011 07:37 AM

http://blogs.westword.com/showandtel...tory%20bro.jpg

JamesGw 07-12-2011 07:39 AM

I do not believe this story.

Scott McD 07-12-2011 08:15 AM

So she's a whore...

B.Barnato 07-12-2011 09:53 AM

I know the feeling, when someone pisses me of, I too start sucking random cock to get back at them. Makes me feel like the better person.

shake 07-12-2011 09:57 AM

Guess he pressed the easy button:

http://s7d5.scene7.com/is/image/Stap...5150_sc7?$sku$

Oh wait that's staples...

RuthB 07-12-2011 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B.Barnato (Post 18276638)
I know the feeling, when someone pisses me of, I too start sucking random cock to get back at them. Makes me feel like the better person.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

RyuLion 07-12-2011 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alias (Post 18275723)
Pics required.

I second that.

CaptainHowdy 07-12-2011 10:04 AM

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-n7oGg05Mci...Up%2BTiger.jpg

pornmasta 07-12-2011 05:15 PM

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-XFqow2VWmY.../s1600/dsk.jpg

Cool story

u-Bob 07-12-2011 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 18276329)
So she's a whore...

looks like it.

Spunky 07-12-2011 05:35 PM

That's what all women do when they are mad at their B/F's


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