how do i get a porn star penis (huge)
 

how do i get a porn star penis ive been looking for a while and carnt seem to find anything relevant to a porn star penis (huge)
any websites books threads
please spam me

You have to be born with it :pimp

You could always try to jelq though. No clue if it actually works or not..

travel back in time and get different parents :)

Stand on the rim of the Grand Canyon, tie a cinder block to your dick, then throw the block over the edge.

Hit up Smilin' Bob, he'll hook you up fat

To be fully aware of or sensitive to; realize: I appreciate your problems. You need to exercise your body and mind, not just your fingers and right hand! If once you start down the dark path, forever it will dominate your destiny.



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that's the truth

Easy, just find some gay pornstar that does privates. :1orglaugh

Ebay .

Having a huge cock is a curse,trust me

Step 1: Buy a donkey
Step 2: Cut off its penis
Step 3: Put penis on ice
Step 4: Cut off own penis
Step 5: Go to ER and ask them to attach the donkey penis.
Step 6: Get all the pretty ladies.

pump it perhaps.

Yet another obnoxious idiot going onto my ignore list.

Overstock.com..... BIG sale going on!

your referring to me as obnoxious

Go on pretty much any tube site and click on the banners.

Go audition for gay porn, you'll get all the porn star cock you want. LOL

I propose that you hold it out for bee for stinging. :)

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you have shot plenty of porn you should know there must be industry insider tricks

I feel bad for you guys, having such a small penis must be hard :(

i dont care about the size of my penis
i need the info for my site man-talk.com
i have all the normal crap about making a penis larger but i dont have anything
on how to make it massive

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Who do you want?

Adam Dexter?
http://www.nawtythings.com/library/d...6826-03-LG.jpg


Take your pic:
http://www.nawtythings.com/dildo4.html

Here, Peter North, and it even ejaculates:

http://www.sextoysemporium.com/peternorthcock.html
http://www.xxxfreesexchat.com/WF/0502-7.JPG

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Only have sex with tiny pornstars. Tiny hands make up for big penisses.

You realize that there is a whole niche dedicated to small penises...

You don't know what your missing! Monetize that shit!

Crawl back into the womb, and let it cook a little longer.

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BTW this thread is full of priceless advices :thumbsup :1orglaugh

I knew I'd find a GFY Doctor in here, with sage medical advice:thumbsup

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Tell them to buy Bam's Cock it's HUGE. Like a 2-Litre bottle but longer.

I got a pornstar penis, by simply having the doctor reduce my size by a few inches...

HTH x

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frankendong cut yours off and sew on a horse penis

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you mean tiny hands make up for small penisses?

is that GOD on the right? man if its cloudy where your at id sleep in the basement 2 nite :1orglaugh

Listen, if they are handing them out, I would like to get one for my bf....

:1orglaugh dump his ass

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Just look in your spam folder daily. I am sure there are many offers to make you a Max Gentleman.

I get plenty!

Try this!

www.pornstarmethods.com

Hit me Up ICQ 375361877 I'll hook you up bro!

thanks for the link

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