My Dirty Cock...
 

After 42 and a half years, I have realised my dick has got a bit filthy...

I have considered washing it, but I am afraid I might break it - I have never washed it before, so cannot be certain how it will react to soap and water...

Any ideas? :helpme

Don't wash it man...
you're beautiful just the way you are

*sob* thats exactly what my BF USED to say...

Have you tried to suck it clean?

Of course... After all, its *mostly* covered in poo...


But, I cant reach! :helpme:helpme:helpme

It will eventually fall off ...

Thats cool. When it does I will get a new login along the lines of SallyRand...

It does taste kinda nice though... I rub my finger on it, then pop it in my my mouth...

i like poo...

just put it in pussy and she will clean it

I cunt afford pussy :(

Is it covered in cheese? Or just poo?

Smegma and poo... Smegpoo ! :helpme:helpme:helpme

I seem to have lost my appetite :Oh crap

smegma.... I can smell it

Me too ! Its not just dirty... Its fucking RANCID!

You can smell it in a different room... If I use a public toilet, the others evacuate, before the management have to ensure the toilet is professionally cleaned !

No joke. I take out my cock to piss, and when the stench hits my poor nostrils, I wretch into the toilet !

I cant keep ANY FOOD down!

Its really THAT BAD!

Personally, or in your minds eye?

Post the photo.

I posted the THEME TUNE dude!!!

CurrentlyDrunk I think?

Possibly :) The clue will be that this will be my last post tonight !

So well done !

You win LOL

Finally, listen to this... ITS COOL AS FUCK!



Night night !

Guy is standing in the toilet taking a leak, and another guy walks in and stands in the stall next to him. So he looks over, and this new guy has both arms in slings, and he is looking down at his fly, because obviously he is unable to open his fly with both arms in slings.

Taking pity on this helpless individual, he asks "Are you OK?"
And the Guy replies, "Well actually its a bit embarrassing, but I cant get my dick out, any chance you could just undo my fly for me"
So he agrees, look around to make sure no one is watching, and reaches over and pulls the guys zipper down.

So the guy starts jumping around, hoping that his dick will pop out of the zipper, but no matter how much he tries, it refuses to budge.

"Look, can I help, your obviously having problems"
"Well, if it would be at all possible, I could really do with some help getting my dick out of my zipper so that I can take a piss"
So the first guy reaches in and grabs the guys dick, and it is sticky, and wet, and when he pulls it out, its covered in puss, and it stinks the place out something terrible. But he holds it in place and the guy starts taking leak, at which point the stench is even worse, he is pissing green, there is `cheese` all over, and its mouldy.

So the guy finishes taking his piss, and the first one gives it a shake, and there are some major drips flicking all over the place, a bit of stinky puss ridden piss in his eye and mouth, he is gagging and wants to throw up. But, he helpfully tucks it back inside and pulls the guys zipper up.
"So how did you break your arms?" he asks
"Broken?" the guy replies "Theres nothing wrong with them, I just dont want to touch that filthy fucking cock thats hanging between my legs, never know what I might fucking catch"!!!!i

what is going on in here?

i jerk off with axle grease, it burns off layers of skin and makes it look brand spankin' new every other week! fyi just sayin'

Well, I WAS going to eat this cottage cheese...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I'm surprised you can afford even the thought of soap and water.

Covered in poo?