Things I have learnt from American Cop shows...
 

1) If you ever need to steal a car, simply reach under the dashboard, where you will find just two single wires. One will be red, the other green.

More often than not, they will already be broken, with the ends exposed. Simply touch the ends together, and the car will start. :thumbsup

What have you learnt?

I like the real life cop shows, like The First 48.

I can't believe the number of people who actually talk to the cops. Or even confess without consulting with a lawyer.

1.) They film with shitty cameras
2.) All footage is old as fuck
3.) Black guy gets chased thrown to the ground and cuffed, rinse repeat

That drunk driving testing is done with ancient methods? Touch your nose, stand on one leg wtf

usually the 2 fattest guage wires are the red and yellow which are the ignition wires, its very easy to tell and easy to clip and start the car. doing remote starts for numerous vehicles, ya learn alot :)

I like 'Cops'

I have learnt from that, that after making an arrest (No matter how minor or insignificant it may be) all the cops will gather in a group, to discuss it from start to finish, in great detail, (Probably to get their storys straight) while slapping each other on the back, shaking hands and saying 'Good Job'

No, No.... No !

RED & GREEN ! I just watched a guy steal a police van in episode 3, season 2 of 'The Wire' and they were CLEARLY red and green :thumbsup

Makes for better TV though :upsidedow

When the sun goes down, every male in America puts on a little sleeveless white undershirt commonly referred to as a 'wifebeater', then proceeds to beat said wife until the cops show up.

Chase down, tackled to the ground, cuffed, rinse, repeat.


Also, everyone there says 'yo' instead of your, and 'axe' instead of ask.

The boss is always ready to pull you off the case but will give you one more chance - as long as you can get something good in the next 24 hours... and that is going to take some good ol' fashioned beat downs...:thumbsup

i think that it is funny that on csi, people confess to everything.

id like to see a parody where the cops don't even leave the precinct anymore, people just come in and confess..lol

Never ever never wait for the back up... because then you won't be able to scream at the sky after your partner has been shot for brashly rushing in when he even told you it wouldn't be a good idea in the first place.

Keep the revolvers set to "endless ammo" because otherwise you might have a problem with those ak47 and uzi wielding bad guys

Hide behind drywall because it is amazing at stopping bullets

Hide behind drywall because it is amazing at stopping bullets:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Nothing :pimp

Anal Hobbit would approve. :thumbsup

Everything explodes in a gasoline fireball if it gets a hole in it from a bullet.
Also, most police chases run straight through the vegetable and fruit cart district.

Cops can't drive for shit. Everybody within a 20 mile radius turns up for a carchase and crashes into each other.

most cops are idiots
cops think they are on a higher level then everyone else
dont EVER talk to the police

Let's revise that slightly:

3.) Black guy commits crime, black guy gets chased thrown to the ground and cuffed, rinse repeat.

Car crashes, does somersault, blows up.
Baddies shoot car, car blows up.
Car crashes off bridge, blows up in mid air for no reason whatsoever.
Baddies use machine gun, empty clip, re-load, shoot no-one, car has two bullet holes, blows up anyway.
Shooting the tyre makes your car fly in the air, do a double twist, somersault and blow up while in the air.

Back screen gets shot, bullet never hits the front windscreen, obviously bullet just stops.
No-one ever locks their car doors when they drive, makes it easier to hijack.
Guys stops car driving at 60mph and shouts "Cop. I want your car" now one ever says "Fuck Off get your own"
Cars fly off raised bridges/skyscapers and land and keep driving with no affect on the suspension or steering. We hit a pothole the size of your fist and you have to get your steering realigned.
If your Bruce Willis, you can destroy helicopter flying 30 meters in air by driving your car into it.

Black guy does crime, chase down.....................

Stop being truthfull... I ENJOY THE FANTASY OF MY TV :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Nothing better than Campus PD on tv.