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Frank21 07-20-2011 11:36 AM

Ben Bernanke announces new $ 1000 Note
 
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Federal Reserve creates new 1000 BillBy the CNN Wire StaffMarch 30, 2011 5:41 p.m. EDT
Washington D.C. (CNN) -- New York 20 Juli 2011. 'Due to rampant inflation and the coming hyperinflation we feel obligated to create this new 1000$ bill. If the coming crisis is more agressive and the hyper inflation will be even worse as we expect and hope for we will start printing the $10 000 bills as well. The new 1000$ Bill is a unique and trendy design.' Was the privatly owned Federal Reserve dictator Ben S. Bernanke quoted.
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CNN's Reza Sayah, Dana Bash and Nic Robertson contributed to this report

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D Ghost 07-20-2011 11:38 AM

hahahaaa

Serge Litehead 07-20-2011 11:39 AM

they missed few 0s there, the new bill being printed is $1,000,000

marketsmart 07-20-2011 11:39 AM

thanks for the virus.... :thumbsup






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Klen 07-20-2011 11:40 AM

Huh this is like saying how dollar will become worthless in future.I think i will stick my reserves in EUR.

iamtam 07-20-2011 11:47 AM

ban hammer for the virus link.

vsex 07-20-2011 12:01 PM

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Si 07-20-2011 12:08 PM

Fcuk you!

FlowerKid 07-20-2011 12:39 PM

EUR will be even worser than USD...

2intense 07-20-2011 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by iamtam (Post 18295195)
ban hammer for the virus link.

:thumbsup
Quote:

Originally Posted by vsex (Post 18295238)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Intrinsic 07-20-2011 12:44 PM

Let me guess, Bernanke on the $1,000 bill and Obama on the $10,000 bill?

Serge Litehead 07-20-2011 12:46 PM

what is that virus? I don't think i have been hit or it's too stealthy for my detectors :-/

Vendzilla 07-20-2011 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Intrinsic (Post 18295355)
Let me guess, Bernanke on the $1,000 bill and Obama on the $10,000 bill?

there is some poetic truth in that

DWB 07-20-2011 01:49 PM

Don't laugh, it's probably coming. Along with a 10,000 note, a 500,000 note and a 1 million dollar note.

Anyone who's ever traveled to a country who's been through hyperinflation knows the wad of cash you have to carry around to buy anything.

What a perfect time that would be to go all.... digital.

It's all going according to plan Smothers. Muahahahahaha.

Klen 07-20-2011 02:20 PM

Shit did we just smoke fake news lol,didnt noticed it's url which is usually noticed for fake cnn news.Luckily didn't got any virus since i have noscript in ff enabled.

seeandsee 07-20-2011 04:23 PM

i have status bar on in my ff...

xNetworx 07-20-2011 04:27 PM

http://www.isteve.com/Idiocracy_Money.jpg

d-null 07-20-2011 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWB (Post 18295504)
Don't laugh, it's probably coming. Along with a 10,000 note, a 500,000 note and a 1 million dollar note.

Anyone who's ever traveled to a country who's been through hyperinflation knows the wad of cash you have to carry around to buy anything.

What a perfect time that would be to go all.... digital.

It's all going according to plan Smothers. Muahahahahaha.

nah, before that would ever happen the governments will have us all moved to electronic payment only, we will all have debit cards, or maybe our "money" system will be run on some kind of fingerprinting or iris scan or genetic scan or something futuristic like that, or implants, there will be no escape from the tyranny of the government and world banking systems, there will be no way to live without being a slave to the system

marketsmart 07-20-2011 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 18295402)
there is some poetic truth in that

that's because you are stupid and buy into anything you are told.. :2 cents:

it's like you wanting to lose weight, but you can't crack your late night addiction to twinkies..

at the end of the day, it's much easier to blame someone else for you failures... :thumbsup






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bronco67 07-20-2011 05:31 PM

I doubt hookers will have change for that...

PromoterX 07-20-2011 05:31 PM

CNN has a .cx domain now?

Links pulled.

marketsmart 07-20-2011 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 18295837)
Holy shit..:1orglaugh some bad blood? Vendzilla is not that bad of a guy...but damn that's harsh.

i tried to reason with the guy, but he just refuses to get it...

i one breath, he agrees that the system, as a whole is fucked, but in the next breath he continues to pass all blame on Obama.

although i agree that Obama has done nothing to make good on his campaign promises, his presidency has solidified my belief that both sides of congress are out to fulfill one common goal and that is to line their own pockets while fucking over the american people..

vendzillas rhetoric does nothing other than help continue the current cycle of stupid public opinion that helps these crooks continue their ways... :2 cents:





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blackwater 07-20-2011 06:36 PM

Why the fuck is obama getting blamed for what is clearly a worldwide thing and has been 10-20 years in the making. Ok he's not the most authoritative president you've had.
Dont dump the neighborhoods dogs hit on his lawn just because he owns poodle.

ilnjscb 07-20-2011 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Frank21 (Post 18295145)

It is amazing these idiots can code up a spoof site that looks just like the real thing then can't fuckin spell to save their miserable indistinct hides.

garce 07-20-2011 07:56 PM

Ban the OP. Stupid fucking piece of goat shit.

d-null 07-20-2011 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by garce (Post 18296079)
Ban the OP. Stupid fucking piece of goat shit.

agreed, this should be bannable :2 cents:

Spunky 07-20-2011 07:57 PM

That's how the ballers roll yo


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