I was talking to a girl in a bar the other night and said "you remind me of my little toe" .. (JOKE)
 

I was talking to a girl in a bar the other night and said "you remind me of my little toe" she said "Is that because I'm small and cute?", I replied, "no, it's because ill probably end up banging u on the coffee table."

Is that a joke????

actually not bad at all :1orglaugh

it was OK

:2 cents:

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haha.. i chuckled..

this joke reminds me of a line i used once

Told a girl You remind me of the sea. She said is it because I have such blue eyes? I said no, it's because you make me sick :pimp

Did the line work?

You're reminding me of the sun
- Because my hair is golden like the sun ?
- No because I'm gonna fuck you until you say: please stop....

It has no sense but there's a lots of fuck for sure.

Awesome!

i hope you wore a rubber....

that girl gave me herpes.... :2 cents:





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:(:(:Oh crap:Oh crap

Sounds cool to me actually:)

a condom won't protect you from herpes... ;-)

hahahah :1orglaugh

sorry about your herpes... :thumbsup





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