pre-drinking advices needed.
 

going on a bender......how do i prepare?

haven't drank in several months either. there's going to be lots of liquor, no beer or wine.

food first

Drink with franciscan joy ...

Drink a lot of water also.

from a hardcore binge drinker myself, i would suggest plenty of vitamin C, B and A, along with milk thistle.

then drink something you dont like so you dont guzzle them down, like gin and tonic or whiskey and coke. i prefer rum & diet and johnny black (scotch) but i can put down a dozen or more quickly.

pace yourself too, try to work in a water every once in a while and lastly, eat a good carb meal like pasta before you go out to help soak up some booze

what about like 24/12 hours ahead of time? anything?

Removing all breakables from the bathroom would be my plan since I can't stomach much hard liquor, haha.

couple lines.

Do a few lines to help level you out :2 cents:

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Fruit salad works for me ... and sometimes some animal fat a couple of hours before the binge.

Practice, practice... Then practice some more...

Practice may not make perfect, but its practically perfect fun...

And of course, don't forget to poop.

i knew i asked the right peeps! :thumbsup:1orglaugh

i'd love to utilize some blow to level it out, however, i find that the sole reason i do blow is so i can drink more- a lot more. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

this is exactly how it will play out, a lot of whiskey/bourbon/scotch old school concoctions, which are not my typical drinks of choice. if it were tequila, buckle up! :1orglaugh

too much forward planning.

i know i'll pop some aspirin post but how early can i start taking that?

i'm nervous about things getting out of hand. my drinking days are long behind me, i know, i have no life. :1orglaugh

Take 2 Excedrin and drink a few glasses of water before you go to bed

if it's anything like when I last drunk loads you'll be fine, you'll be fine, you'll be fine, you'll be fine, you'll be fine, you'll be fine, you'll be fine, you'll be fine, you'll be fine, you'll be fine, you'll be fine, you'll be fine, you'll be fine, you'll be fine, you'll be fine, you'll be fine, you'll be fine, you'll be fine, you'll be fine, you'll be fine, you'll be fine, then all of a sudden you'll be completely fucked and need taking home in a wheelbarrow :upsidedow

" self control " ... is your answer :winkwink:

Look, just go out and get a steak a few hours before you start on this binge.

No food while you're drinking, especially shit like pizza.

When you get good and loaded and need to throw up, just go puke!

Swirl a bit of water around in your mouth and brush you teeth and then head back for another tall cool one! Don't mix up your stuff; if you start with Scotch, stay with Scotch. You'll hang over a lot less with vodka.

Don't act like an amateur and for further advice on the subject go here:

http://www.drunkard.com/

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you were drunk a few days ago you alcoholic. i suggest treatment. :2 cents:

Drink plenty of water and eat plenty of food beforehand. Then just take it easy and pace yourself. There's no reason to bang down 8 drinks an hour.

I dunno...invite your sponsor? :winkwink:

eat food before, at the end of the night pound some water helps ease the hangover next morning :drinkup :drinkup

what do you expect from a bunch of adult webmasters :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

my friend was just saying the same thing last weekend how he didnt want to start drinking until later in the evening because he gets drunk to fast. i asked him what alcohol he hated the most was and bought him burbon and OJ... he about spit it out but took him a good 30 minutes to drink the one itself

no, that's my dealing with party poopers like yourself.

be a party pooper (my phrase for trolls) like you are doing now and you will be treated like a party pooper, just like i treat you every time you feel the need to try & schmear your misery around.

why? what happened?

A good night's sleep. At least six hours. Then, after you wake up and take a leak, go back and take a nap, couple hours...

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here ya go metatard-

my alcoholic 47 year old diabetic abs:

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do i know you?

i knew there was a secret to drinking that I am missing :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

i have a friend in great shape and when people ask "how are you in such great shape, what do you do to get a six pack?" he replies "i dont eat like shit and I dont drink" :1orglaugh

exactly. sad but true. :1orglaugh

If there is beer in dark bottles or cans go into a bathroom dump it out and fill the bottle/can with water. You will appear to be drinking, you will be increasing water intake diluting the alcohol you have already consumed.

I've done this at business parties to make sure I don't get too fucked up and screw up.

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i'll keep that on the burner for sure. :thumbsup i've done soemthing similar with coconut water on a date with a vegan chick. that shit tastes like shit! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

this is way cheaper...

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funnel cake and french fries!

NICE! i've been preparing for a year now, i am loaded up with that stuff! lololololol

make sure and put a hockymask on and an XL butt plug in before you leave the house :thumbsup

water. sleep. weed. vitamins.

meat in your stomach absorbs the alcohol and makes your body digest it slower... and of course don't forget the cocaine. :1orglaugh

booooring :1orglaugh

dude, i swore to myself that would never happen again, that's why i started this thread! :thumbsup one thing i used to do is do a pre-bender ramp up, that does not work.... i need to peak later! :Oh crap

i am loaded up on all of those except the cocaine!:1orglaugh

damn!!!!!

One of these, and you're set for the night. Just don't put it down on a table with chips and crackers, or people might think the contents is dip.

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Eat a lot of food before, get full. Drink light drinks esp. at first, don't do shots or many, if you rise your blood alcohol too fast you will get blackout drunk, if not you should be okay.

NO and THAT'S why you're drinking

Yeee Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Pic from my "Bender"


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